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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by lagonovo: 11:36am On Jun 10

For most people, the demystification of their powerful dad starts with old age and health issues. It's hard watching powerful men totally humbled. The popular saying about vanity is not all about money/wealth.

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Sergio102(m): 11:38am On Jun 10

This just thread dey funny me grin

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by SlayQueenSlayer(m): 11:40am On Jun 10

Na so one naked me for theatre in front of those female students when I go do operation. They use me learn work and also see my gbola that day. I really felt violated. Good health is not appreciated enough.

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Sccarrr(m): 11:40am On Jun 10

Chai, doctor don finger ur hole...Kai 🤕

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by omakay(m): 11:41am On Jun 10

Good Health Status

Vs

Pride of man!!!!!!

Choose carefully......

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Discountsempai: 11:43am On Jun 10

Ayomisure:
I went to a teaching hospital to see a doctor today for a case of internal haemorrhoid, to cut long story short, this man say he wan do rectal examination, say mah face wall off trouser, I no first understand 😂💔
Omo, I no get choice o, if you see wetin this man dey chook me like say I say I offend am, worst thing be say, no be only him dey there, Omo I just bow my head, I no fit talk anything 😂💔

So why do we do anal examinations

1. TO rule out things like anal cacer
2,To rule out things like prostate cancer
3. To see if the haemmorhoid is external or internal
4. To rule out anal infections
5. To rule out injury to the anus
6 To rule out rectal cancer
7. Etc, etc.

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by spiceadole(f): 11:43am On Jun 10

Ayomisure:
I went to a teaching hospital to see a doctor today for a case of internal haemorrhoid, to cut long story short, this man say he wan do rectal examination, say mah face wall off trouser, I no first understand 😂💔
Omo, I no get choice o, if you see wetin this man dey chook me like say I say I offend am, worst thing be say, no be only him dey there, Omo I just bow my head, I no fit talk anything 😂💔

We don too see yansh and all that..
What if the doctor was a young woman?
That time for Urology posting as a houseofficer, I choke finger for yansh of middle aged and older men tire.
At some point, I begin use fork chop eba..

Now, it means nothing to me.
I am even tired of seeing and touching people's intimate areas.

Meanwhile, there are only 2 reasons not to do a rectal examination in a case like yours:
1. Patient does not have anus
2. Doctor does not have a finger.

Lol

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Sabadon(m): 11:44am On Jun 10*

I swear we no normal for this country grin

.....naira land is therapeutic tnks for this platform seun

Stephen0mozzy:
#Picks_tooth keh... The tooth wey yellow pawpaw don chisel commot? 😅

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Haydens: 11:45am On Jun 10

omakay:
Good Health Status

Vs

Pride of man!!!!!!

Choose carefully......

Give me my pride!! I can't sell it to the dogs.

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:46am On Jun 10

Ayomisure:
I went to a teaching hospital to see a doctor today for a case of internal haemorrhoid, to cut long story short, this man say he wan do rectal examination, say mah face wall off trouser, I no first understand 😂💔
Omo, I no get choice o, if you see wetin this man dey chook me like say I say I offend am, worst thing be say, no be only him dey there, Omo I just bow my head, I no fit talk anything 😂💔

Just incase you don't know in every 10 persons on earth, 4 ger hemorrhoid (Pile)

But if you know say you never born pikin, no gree make dem operate am o

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Haydens: 11:46am On Jun 10

Discountsempai:
So why do we do anal examinations

1. TO rule out things like anal cacer
2,To rule out things like prostate cancer
3. To see if the haemmorhoid is external or internal
4. To rule out anal infections
5. To rule out injury to the anus
6 To rule out rectal cancer
7. Etc, etc.

Na only gay people dey get this ass issues ooo.

Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Tenses: 11:47am On Jun 10

Discountsempai:
So why do we do anal examinations

1. TO rule out things like anal cacer
2,To rule out things like prostate cancer
3. To see if the haemmorhoid is external or internal
4. To rule out anal infections
5. To rule out injury to the anus
6 To rule out rectal cancer
7. Etc, etc.

Unah no fit use computer dey view all these things?

Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Babangidapikin: 11:49am On Jun 10

It's a teaching hospital you don't expect him to be the only one.

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Kollins01: 11:50am On Jun 10

Ayomisure:
This one no get cap abeg😂😂

Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by DataDoc: 11:50am On Jun 10

Ayomisure:
I went to a teaching hospital to see a doctor today for a case of internal haemorrhoid, to cut long story short, this man say he wan do rectal examination, say mah face wall off trouser, I no first understand 😂💔
Omo, I no get choice o, if you see wetin this man dey chook me like say I say I offend am, worst thing be say, no be only him dey there, Omo I just bow my head, I no fit talk anything 😂💔

Lol.

He probably used an Anoscope so he could see the haemorrhoids better and also know what grade it is

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Tenses: 11:50am On Jun 10

Emeskhalifa:
Just incase you don't know in every 10 persons on earth, 4 ger hemorrhoid (Pile)

But if you know say you never born pikin, no gree make dem operate am o

Omo pile humble me ooo

I used Anasol tire yet my anus no gree console.

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Johnweeked12: 11:51am On Jun 10

Stephen0mozzy:
#Picks_tooth keh... The tooth wey yellow pawpaw don chisel commot? 😅

I wonder oooooo 🤔 🤔 🤔🤔🤔 grin

Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by ajadematanle: 11:51am On Jun 10

You don't your rectal to be cut off. Just prepare ewedu only soup and season it with fish or anything you like . Start drinking it may be morning , afternoon and night.You will see the difference within 24hours and you will come here to thank me.if you haven't be able to sit, you will start sitting within 24hrs.

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Johnweeked12: 11:53am On Jun 10

Tenses:
Omo pile humble me ooo

I used Anasol tire yet my anus no gree console.

Na why he use Anascope naa as you anuuuus dey misbehave grin

Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by kiddaz: 11:56am On Jun 10

I done laugh taya abeg. Which kind thread be this oo grin

😂😂😂

Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by kiddaz: 11:59am On Jun 10

SlayQueenSlayer:
Na so one naked me for theatre in front of those female students when I go do operation. They use me learn work and also see my gbola that day. I really felt violated. Good health is not appreciated enough.

Hahahahahaha

Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Discountsempai: 11:59am On Jun 10

Tenses:
Unah no fit use computer dey view all these things?

1. The best we got is a computer controlled probe...which still needs to be inserted into the anus.
2. Probably (I no dey joke) in say 100 years time, it may be possible to just wave a hand held machine over a patient and get a complete realistic AI generated model of the patient's anus and other internal organs (Something like we see on Star trek if you have watched the show)...till then, ...
3. And even if we was able to diagnose with just history, at some point, they got to look inside the anus..especially if a proceedure like tying the hemmorhoids (in the OP case) got to be done.
4. At least for prostate examination, a simple ultrasound scan has reduced the need for prostate examination via recto-anal . (But where you don't have that, then in goes the hand).

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by 12345baba(m): 12:00pm On Jun 10

Ayomisure:
I went to a teaching hospital to see a doctor today for a case of internal haemorrhoid, to cut long story short, this man say he wan do rectal examination, say mah face wall off trouser, I no first understand 😂💔
Omo, I no get choice o, if you see wetin this man dey chook me like say I say I offend am, worst thing be say, no be only him dey there, Omo I just bow my head, I no fit talk anything 😂💔

u for shit small give am.

Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Discountsempai: 12:01pm On Jun 10

Haydens:
Na only gay people dey get this ass issues ooo.

LOL...so long as you got a pain in yer anal or vaginal region or any medical issue down there, the last thing on one's mind go be seggs ..especially if you have things like anal fistula, or actively bleeding piles.

Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by splmosixx(m): 12:01pm On Jun 10

Anyone with genuine cure/solution for hemorrhoids huh

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by MarketDispatch: 12:02pm On Jun 10

Bakrabas:
Doctor too dey try ooo as in...

The last time I went for that test, they Doc ask me to kneel on the bed and shootout my buttock. I was like which level, can't you give me something to swallow.

As I knelt down so also the Doc apply one liquid substance in my anus.

Personally, shame catch me that day

Shame dey catch person wey dey sick?

Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by geoworldedu: 12:06pm On Jun 10

Ayomisure:
Omo nah doctor una be una nor be God oo😂

Many doctors pass religion Gods o.

Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by biuti(f): 12:12pm On Jun 10*

A lady once narrated her story to me. When she was in the University, she once notice her stool has blood and went to see a doctor. The doctor said he would need to examine if the anus has no mucus. As she heard "examine", she said she quickly said, it has no mucus and the doctor asked her if she is a medical doctor.
The doctor asked her to mount a table to examine her, she mounted with her clothes intact and looked at the doctor, he ordered her down to remove her pant but she only pulled it to kneel level. He had to shout on her to remove the pant completely and stop wasting his time.
She did, he put gloved hand inside her anus and said, it has mucus. Gave her drugs and the thing stopped.
She said she felt terrible as it was her first time removing her pant in front of anyone since she became an adult. The way she narrated it, I almost died of laughter cheesy

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by oyoofong(m): 12:13pm On Jun 10

The desire to live,na him humble you naa! Na so one otondo boy wey dem do operation for, find out say na woman shave am before dem operate on am.De guy Vex,run go home Unto say his public hair was shaved by a female nurse. shocked

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Discountsempai: 12:20pm On Jun 10

splmosixx:
Anyone with genuine cure/solution for hemorrhoids

Prevention ...eat fiber, get fiber in your diet..fruits and veg. Keeps your stool soft and reduces transit time. Also, drink enough water
Cure? See your surgeon and gastroenterologist please.

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by Toymax88: 12:22pm On Jun 10

Gotocourt:
Na finger in hand gloves and lubricant

I've experienced it before

KY Jelly

U are very correct, I have experienced it too. Just to soothe the pain while pushing the hemorrhoids inside (mine is external)

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Re: I've Never Been This Humbled, Medical Doctors, Una Do This One � by muyico(m): 12:23pm On Jun 10

Privacy must be respected
You can sue them for assaults

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