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muyico:
Jungle justice not allow
We gat constitutions

You sure say una get constitution?

Wetin be the constitutional laws wey say Tinubu get right to put thugs for everywhere for the country taking undocumented tax from the people?

Constitution that's a crap of injustice. The Constitution of Hyenas, the Constitution that sets free political thieves that stole billions, your present and your future plus your unborn generations lives. The Constitution that sets free politicians that stole, killed and destroy citizens lives but will rather give life sentence to an hungry underaged boy that stole 1 loave of agege bread..........

muyico:
Jungle justice not allow
We gat constitutions

When you think you have seen it all in Naija, you end up seeing a thief tied to a streetlight with chicken hamung in his neck?

What if this act, destroyed the street light?
So they thought it wise to destroy govt infrastructure meant for citizens while they punished a thief!


Nigerian no dey think, walai!

Imagine, many of them are scammers that should be in prison. On top chicken and your leaders are looting your generations.

It would surprise you to know that those that tied that man for stealing chicken are supporters of criminal politicians.

See them, weaklings! Go and find fulani in the bush with your children, MBA, na hungry thief una dey get power for

These same person will support, collect 2k to vote for the real thieves when the time for election comes.

Prestar:

A petty thief was caught stealing chickens in Sango, Ibadan yesterday and tied to a street light with the stolen birds around his neck as punishment.
pic.twitter.com/rFJLZ5PG7s

— Star Potter (@Starpotternews) July 5, 2026

I thought Tinubu will help all of them who said Igbos will never rule ?

This is part of African culture ... our history. Police ..judicial system .... prison was never part of African culture period. Everything was local.... same as this. I agree with this punishment 100% ... no need need for Police. After leaving him out there hanging for a day or two or however long... they just need to cut him loose. Who in the community and around the way will not know him and his crime? ... where can he show his face again? Wherever he goes somebody will be pointing him out to people who knew nothing about him. Take him to the Police instead... who will know?... the Police likely to seize ... kill and share the chickens.... and release him on condition that he brings 6 chickens or so per week to the station.

Those make steal constituency funds praised and protected...see chicken 🐔 thief shamed and strung on lamp post in the middle of town!! Hmmmmm

Imindmybusiness:
I believe one of them will be offline for awhile, that will tell you who among them is the culprit at that streetlight.

im suspecting helinues

And our country no good o
Everyday for thief one day for owner e
Poor man wey thief maggi
Omo dem go show him face for crime fighter (Crime fighter)
Rich man wey thief money
Omo we no dey see their face for crime fighter
Tell me something I don′t know
Rich man go dey halla prayer (Modupe)
Poor man go dey shout (Anwuola me e)
(African China)

Someone with his crew plotted a 1.5 billion heist with a fake government agency…but this is what we consider a major crime, stealing chicken!

43Ronin:
See them, weaklings! Go and find fulani in the bush with your children, MBA, na hungry thief una dey get power for

Gbajamila is the most wanted thief now.

There is no such thing as jungle justice. Thou shall not steal is thou shall not steal. The soul that sinnet shall die. Just don't sin period


If you are advocating for mercy or compassion. First advocate against the thieve and the pain he inflicted on others. There is no written code in huma that punishment should be carried out by legal mean only Non. Even in advance system the right to bear arms is there. That means I can either choose to call the police, or shoot you there at the spot. Just don't trespass on people's property that all you have. Anything other than that. It's on me to decide.

Hezzyluv:
If you Check am well now, him go thief to impress woman.

Before nko? Na for one yeye bannie na,wey no be Vehveh sef.

Richtaiwo:
Someone invested the time, money and effort to rear a chicken, enduring the constant risk of losing it to predators, only for one bastard to come and simply take it when it finally matured and then blame Tinubu for the theft. Was the owner not operating under the same economy? I have no patience for criminals who commit crimes and then shamelessly try to shift the blame onto someone else.

I like you. We think alike on this.

muyico:
If dat man kpai dere
Is murder case
No1 knw his health status
Better hand him over to police

I don't know why people are ignorant of the law.
In this era and time where we have videos being circulated easily, u choose to engage in jungle justice and still allow urself to be filmed. Even for publicly shaming him, you can get picked up.
If he dies, your case is heavily compounded.

Person go dey use him hand do himself.

Adakintroy:
There is no such thing as jungle justice. Thou shall not steal is thou shall not steal. The soul that sinnet shall die. Just don't sin period


If you are advocating for mercy or compassion. First advocate against the thieve and the pain he inflicted on others. There is no written code in huma that punishment should be carried out by legal mean only Non. Even in advance system the right to bear arms is there. That means I can either choose to call the police, or shoot you there at the spot. Just don't trespass on people's property that all you have. Anything other than that. It's on me to decide.

Continue.

The day you will end up losing your freedom just because you take matters into your own hands , your eyes will clear.
Don't say nobody warned you.

muyico:
Jungle justice not allow
We gat constitutions

you better stop stealing, else your own may come with fire and petrol

Porksupplyib:
Continue.

The day you will end up losing your freedom just because you take matters into your own hands , your eyes will clear.
Don't say nobody warned you.

Shame you have no warning for the thieve. Just the people trying to defend themselves. In a country were policing is failing. The human natural instinct to defend himselve will naturally arise to compensate. It's not only getting rid of the treat but as well sending a strong message to would be treat.

Richtaiwo:
Someone invested the time, money and effort to rear a chicken, enduring the constant risk of losing it to predators, only for one bastard to come and simply take it when it finally matured and then blame Tinubu for the theft. Was the owner not operating under the same economy? I have no patience for criminals who commit crimes and then shamelessly try to shift the blame onto someone else.

Stealing is wrong but there is no justification for this type of barbaric treatment.

muyico:
If dat man kpai dere
Is murder case
No1 knw his health status
Better hand him over to police

Let poultry farmer here this from you

Richtaiwo:
Someone invested the time, money and effort to rear a chicken, enduring the constant risk of losing it to predators, only for one bastard to come and simply take it when it finally matured and then blame Tinubu for the theft. Was the owner not operating under the same economy? I have no patience for criminals who commit crimes and then shamelessly try to shift the blame onto someone else.

Tinubu caused it. Yes it was Tinubu that Made him steal the fowl. Tinubu Tinubu Tinubu

oshkoach:
Nigeria has a lot of foolish humans.

I can’t imagine people supporting Tinubu who has made you slide into poverty.

A lot of stewphid comments like this on NL. Kids!

oshkoach:
Nigeria has a lot of foolish humans.

I can’t imagine people supporting Tinubu who has made you slide into poverty.

As if you weren't in poverty before Tinubu became president.

I believe this kind treatment will also work for those stealing our natural resources. Let learn to treat each other accordingly in this country [shikena]

Hezzyluv:
When you say jungle justice to a layman, na automatic tyre, petrol n matches. Which didn't happen here.

But, this type jungle justice looks fair to me.

There's no difference here.

By the way this is unfair. What he stole doesn't require this kind of humiliation.

Hezzyluv:
If you Check am well now, him go thief to impress woman.

Thief to impress woman at this age when men are looking for ways to survive? Nah, I don't think so. Na hunger wan kill this one.

Hezzyluv:
If you Check am well now, him go thief to impress woman.

After voting APC, he no see corn thief, na innocent chicken he go thief. Corn, kuli kuli, akara he no thief.

Same people will cheer the politicians stealing billions from then - black man and stupidity are the same

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A petty thief was caught stealing chickens in Sango, Ibadan yesterday and tied to a street light with the stolen birds around his neck as punishment.
pic.twitter.com/rFJLZ5PG7s

— Star Potter (@Starpotternews) July 5, 2026

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vr0xen:
Tinubu caused it. Yes it was Tinubu that Made him steal the fowl. Tinubu Tinubu Tinubu

Na tinubu poverty program made him to steal