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‎My fart smells terribly. I honestly didn’t pay much attention to it before, but this thing is becoming a serious concern.

‎Last Sunday, I was in church and mistakenly released a fart. Before I could even process what had happened, everybody sitting around me took of. in fact some other people joined them in running thinking that it was an emergency. The funny part was that I joined them in running. 😔
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‎To make matters worse, a girl recently spent the night at my place. I farted while she was there, she screamed and ran out of the house to the balcony for fresh air. When the smell subsided, she abused me, packed her things, and told me to seek medical attention. According to her, This is no longer normal.

‎The embarrassing part is that I know it smells because I can actually perceive it myself. Sometimes, after farting in my room, I have to open all the windows, put on the fan, spare air freshener and evacuate the premises for a few hours before returning.
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‎But seriously, I genuinely want to know what could be causing this. Has anyone experienced something similar? What did you do about it, and did you eventually find out the cause?
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‎Please, Nairaland doctors and experienced people, help a brother.

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Do Enema(Ukebe) in Ibibio language

I think diet is a major cause
The type of foods u eat

I cant advise anything until i smell your mess...

your talent is needed to fight insurgents in the north east

The gods of our land are angry with you, you’ve committed a Sacriled☹️, you need proper cleansing

Bring the following items if you want you Fart to scent like Strawberry ;

1) The CLIPtoris of a Pregnant Hyena
2) The Navel of a Hot Mosquito
3) The Eyelash of an Ovulating Lioness 🦁
4) A liter of Kerosene and 3 Canfor
5) The left ear of an Tortoise 🐢
6) An Elephant’s fresh Poo


All these would be pounded and given to you , to rub inside your Ukwu twice daily

After a Week , you would testify 😏

Delay is Dangerous 😮, the gods are Wise😡

It's not normal and you should go and see a doctor

Bad combination of food mostly junk foods

Also, peeing and defecating regularly could cause it

Too much protein in your diet, fizzy drinks, also sign of overworked liver.

Gbadugbakun:
‎My fart smells terribly. I honestly didn’t pay much attention to it before, but this thing is becoming a serious concern.

‎Last Sunday, I was in church and mistakenly released a fart. Before I could even process what had happened, everybody sitting around me took of. in fact some other people joined them in running thinking that it was an emergency. The funny part was that I joined them in running. 😔
‎
‎To make matters worse, a girl recently spent the night at my place. I farted while she was there, she screamed and ran out of the house to the balcony for fresh air. When the smell subsided, she abused me, packed her things, and told me to seek medical attention. According to her, This is no longer normal.

‎The embarrassing part is that I know it smells because I can actually perceive it myself. Sometimes, after farting in my room, I have to open all the windows, put on the fan, spare air freshener and evacuate the premises for a few hours before returning.
‎
‎But seriously, I genuinely want to know what could be causing this. Has anyone experienced something similar? What did you do about it, and did you eventually find out the cause?
‎
‎Please, Nairaland doctors and experienced people, help a brother.

Mods please move to the front page for wider views. Thanks.

sign of good living if you ask me o. However, watch what you eat too

Go take laxative so u can purge out all the rotten items in ur stomach...

Mind what you eat.

You may be eating too much unhealthy foods.

Smelly fart can be evidence of lack of fiber. Get more fiber.

Release it again and let us have a taste.

The taste of the pudding.......

xamuel17:
your talent is needed to fight insurgents in the north east

Na so all terrorist go run away from Sambisa

Make it an habit to ease yourself every morning when you wake up . Some people go for days without excreting, that’s why. have the habit of going to the toilet first thing in the morning to release all the waste of yesterday, that’s why you farted in the church and wanted to send everyone to early grave. If you visited the toilet before you went to church, your fart no go smell

Bluearrow:
I think diet is a major cause
The type of foods u eat

It's not diet. Since it happens all the time.

@op. Go to a general hospital or (if you don't have time but have good cash) a multispecialist private hospital. Let them refer you to a physician (that's a consultant) or a gastroenterologist. He should be able to find out what the problem is.

Bro, just form the habit of drinking more water...
Thank me later

Evidence of good living and diet

uzo4real:
Go take laxative so u can purge out all the rotten items in ur stomach...

Yes, it could be due to dirt in the intestine or colon.

SOAKAWAY.LOCUST BEANS, BEANS,REHEATED EGUSISOUP STALE FUFU, 5 DAYS REHEATED AKPU

*Sometimes, after farting in my room, I have to open all the windows, put on the fan, spare air freshener and evacuate the premises for a few hours before returning.*

But can you help me fart into a bottle container for somedays. I will pay for it. I need to empty it somewhere in asorock

Oboy see precautions omo

Go for a check up. You could be sick with cancer without knowing it.

deetin:
Make it an habit to ease yourself every morning when you wake up . Some people go for days without excreting, that’s why. have the habit of going to the toilet first thing in the morning to release all the waste of yesterday, that’s why you farted in the church and wanted to send everyone to early grave. If you visited the toilet before you went to church, your fart no go smell

Excellent.
Additionally, eat plenty of green garden eggs every night. Your belly will thank you in the morning.

Gbadugbakun:
‎My fart smells terribly. I honestly didn’t pay much attention to it before, but this thing is becoming a serious concern.

‎Last Sunday, I was in church and mistakenly released a fart. Before I could even process what had happened, everybody sitting around me took of. in fact some other people joined them in running thinking that it was an emergency. The funny part was that I joined them in running. 😔
‎
‎To make matters worse, a girl recently spent the night at my place. I farted while she was there, she screamed and ran out of the house to the balcony for fresh air. When the smell subsided, she abused me, packed her things, and told me to seek medical attention. According to her, This is no longer normal.

‎The embarrassing part is that I know it smells because I can actually perceive it myself. Sometimes, after farting in my room, I have to open all the windows, put on the fan, spare air freshener and evacuate the premises for a few hours before returning.
‎
‎But seriously, I genuinely want to know what could be causing this. Has anyone experienced something similar? What did you do about it, and did you eventually find out the cause?
‎
‎Please, Nairaland doctors and experienced people, help a brother.

Mods please move to the front page for wider views. Thanks.

😂😂 I nearly faint for here... Lol

U release a bad fart and u think it doesn't Worth emergency run.... U need better koboko

Hydrate well,man. Eat lots of roughage.

The smell of your fart is directly proportional to your bowel contents and how regular your defecation is.

If you empty your bowel once or twice daily like clockwork, your fart won't smell so bad (yes, everyone farts at least once daily).

I also suspect you take more of junk food and soda drinks than fruits and water.

You need hypo and chlorine to wash your stomach
Pray you don't need surgery because it will be like opening septic tank

gastric ulcer and over polluted rectum

You should be happy that you still farts it shows that at least you're eating

It's not everyone that see food these days to eat because of this horrible administration