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BlueRayDick:
I will not neccesarily call them stewpiid sha. They must have been used to paying public servants through nominated proxies , so they thought the boy will deliver his "polling unit".

But that boy's eye really tear o . He collect a whole $100k as fee for him to deliver his papa $2m

izzou:
The contact was sure. I won't call it stupid.

If Seyi Tinubu made me an offer, I would definitely believe and commit.

Na the boy tiff. No be say dem stupid

izzou:
The contact was sure. I won't call it stupid.

If Seyi Tinubu made me an offer, I would definitely believe and commit.

Na the boy tiff. No be say dem stupid

CrystalTiger:
Baba you sef reason am, how do you pay a whooping $2m bribe through proxy without a meeting?
From the story, they haven't had any meetings with wike at all..Wetin the boy tell them sef wey make them part with such amount? If na the $100k, e dey understandable, but $2m join, Jordan fit dey use jazz walai..

Payment suppose dey after meeting.. Now they're crying, when wike dn build duplexes finish give judges..Otilor

Na this kain things make politicians children full Abuja dey ball scatter with hard currency..I think there was a time Tinubu give seyi small run from villa sef..

Ibime:
The boy says he wasn't in Nigeria when the cash was supposedly handed over to him, and his passport should prove that

I believe an Impostor done dupe them

The story always struck me as funny cos there is no way I will strike a dodgy $2.1m deal and collect only $100k. If I was a criminal and strike such a deal, I am collecting at least $500k

BlueRayDick:
Bro, people like Wike get sense pass Ganduje that was recorded with spy cam stuffing his babariga with Dollars. A "smart" person like Wike will not be meeting contractors/ favor seeking businessmen in person, he will almost always use proxies except on raare ocassion.

No proxy sure pass the man's own son . The Jordan boy is seen almost everywhere in public with his father, so those guys no go even doubt his connect. The boy just decided to run them streets for reasons best known to him; no be say dem stewpiid at all..

CrystalTiger:
Differences dey sha..

That money too long for my eyes to commit without a meeting lol..

$2m without meeting wike in person, high BP fit kill me lol

GloriousGbola:
but in this day and age as they caught ganduje on camera, they could easily have caught the boy on camera as well

a person with 2.1m to spend has enough money for meta glasses or even long distance audio capture.

it is actually dangerous to send your son as a proxy for cash collection because there is always the possibility that someone with a gun wants to hijack the dollars

Ibime:
The boy says he wasn't in Nigeria when the cash was supposedly handed over to him, and his passport should prove that

I believe an Impostor done dupe them

The story always struck me as funny cos there is no way I will strike a dodgy $2.1m deal and collect only $100k. If I was a criminal and strike such a deal, I am collecting at least $500k

izzou:
I also believe it's an imposter

But if truly the boy did scam them, I wouldn't outrightly call them stupid.

Also, I think the commission is small. But for them to drag him to court means they had a deal.

If it was all a scam, the case won't get past the DPO's table, because the boy would be oblivious and innocent

GloriousGbola:
1/21 is roughly 5%

that is typical cut money for people who are not insanely greedy - which unfortunately is most nigerians. you will see procurement guys demanding 20% . how tf do you expect the project to run?

GloriousGbola:
but in this day and age as they caught ganduje on camera, they could easily have caught the boy on camera as well

a person with 2.1m to spend has enough money for meta glasses or even long distance audio capture.

it is actually dangerous to send your son as a proxy for cash collection because there is always the possibility that someone with a gun wants to hijack the dollars

izzou:
You sef go inflate the project

The deal was a shady deal, so I expect the highest level of greediness to be at play.

Make I deliver $2m come collect 100k?

No nau

CrystalTiger:
Na your papa you dey deliver give so you no go too argue the $100k 🤣🤣🤣

Possibility dey say popcy fit still die the whole funds as him teenage unemployed son wey still dey start life 😎😝😎

But the claimants maintained tha they delivered the money to Mr Wike to help them facilitate the acquisition of land in Abuja after they met in London and established a relationship.

izzou:
You sef go inflate the project

The deal was a shady deal, so I expect the highest level of greediness to be at play.

Make I deliver $2m come collect 100k?

No nau

GloriousGbola:
everything you guys are saying albeit jokingly is why Nigeria continues to fail

100,000 dollars is 134,000,000 for doing nothing at the age of 30. with more from where that came from. that is a good enough kickback. but we want more and more and more, even if it kills the project. same kind of ish that happened with projects like mambilla

i saw the greed of one prick cause an industrial class accident that cost us over 20m in 2012
because all the money he had already chopped was not enough for him.

BlueRayDick:
So they met Wike's son in Abuja, they maintained relationship & kept in contact before later paying him the $2.1m in naija. I want to believe this has cleared the confusion about whether they paid impostor or not.

BlueRayDick:
You think people who drop $2.1m don't know what the person they paid looked like ?

What if during that period he genuinely travelled to America with his American passport, Left America for another country with his American passport and entered Naija with his Nigerian passport around the time of the deal? In doing so you will see that he was out of naija on his American passport, but the Naija passport he used to enter naija will not be tendered as evidence.

The boy's father is a lawyer and he has a SAN representing him so I give it to them that they can play around the law and have him acquitted on technicalities. But I don't want to believe those people would pay an impostor Jordan Wike. Almost everyone who watches Wike public outing video knows what Jordan Wike looks like na.

TemporaryHansel:
Rest.

Whether you do 500 steps or 20000 steps, it doesn't matter, everybody will still die one day.

You're educated and exposed and yet you're here making silly body shaming comments.

I'm not overweight at all, last time I weighed my weight last year it was 95kg irc. I'm around 5.8-9, is that overweight?

afrodoc2:
95kg at 5ft 9 is worse than overweight. It falls into obese category. There is a formula for this. It is not an opinion.

GloriousGbola:
everything you guys are saying albeit jokingly is why Nigeria continues to fail

100,000 dollars is 134,000,000 for doing nothing at the age of 30. with more from where that came from. that is a good enough kickback. but we want more and more and more, even if it kills the project. same kind of ish that happened with projects like mambilla

i saw the greed of one prick cause an industrial class accident that cost us over 20m in 2012
because all the money he had already chopped was not enough for him.

Dear Jesus!
Save our country from this madness 🫩😩 pic.twitter.com/BmuFtHiRk5

— Oluwakemi Oyefeso (@i_am_agbeke) September 30, 2026

User09:
Just seeing this after my post.

The fact that he indicated both metrics (height and weight) largely used for BMI calculation makes me think he's just baiting

User09:
Just seeing this after my post.

The fact that he indicated both metrics (height and weight) largely used for BMI calculation makes me think he's just baiting

Theflint1:


This man, gats be trolling sha

TemporaryHansel:
Time to unfollow this thread.

Jamiuokolaa:

TemporaryHansel:
It's annoying when someone makes a post and some of you label it trolling engagement farming et all. That weight scaler in Nigerian clinics is it not measured in kg? The last time I weighed around September last year it was 95.

You people throw words around anyhow, I admit I know it's too much but I've been trying to reduce to no avail, infact I hardly eat now, and yet no reduction.

I can walk for like 10 mins without stopping, although I can't run for 3 minutes straight even if the president of Nigeria ordered it.

If I was obese I would be struggling to even move, but I can walk for 10 minutes straight, and even in the other room I doubt you perform more than me.

iamoyindamola:
Daddy oyoyo!!!

Dear Jesus!
Save our country from this madness 🫩😩 pic.twitter.com/BmuFtHiRk5

— Oluwakemi Oyefeso (@i_am_agbeke) September 30, 2026