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Dolemite:
Stupidity on the internet is now being rewarded with celebrity status? smh.

DoctorFaust:
The Killjoys have arrived...

Dolemite:
Don't let me stand in your way...go on with your fragrant show of stupidity.

Dolemite:
Don't let me stand in your way...go on with your fragrant show of stupidity.

Airforce1:
I'm not a muslim but I ate enough awoof sallah meat today

To god be the glory

richommie:


am new here tho..the last time i visited the rap battle section.. i saw alot of trolls..damn!

i saw posts from this guy called cooger. wit heavy vocabularies ..hehehe.he made my month

iceberylin:
ßŔŐ,ÚŔ ŃÚM ĨŚ ÚŃÁVÁĨĹÁßĹĔ... MÚM ĨŚ ŴŐŔŔĨĔĎ





ŚŐŔŔŶ ŦŐŔ derailing

losprince:
a.) use my account again, i will break your neck. b.)dont even qoute me



c.) sorry for derailing

SMALLPENIS:
You can find Trolls on every online networking site.
Trolls are usually very funny characters who make off-topic posts or topics which are often hilarious!
These trolls usually turn to celebrities and could even have their own fan base and get numerous awards (Bans) . So here is a list of the most Hilarious nairaland trolls past,present and new.

MrCork : Legend has it that he started the trolling buisness. Well,he has amassed so much wealth and awards from it. He has currently run away from posting off-topics since he found his heart desire, Light-Skinned girls.

MrOlodo : He is one hell of a funny guy! A very matured man who still engages in trolling,his trademark is posting hilarious pictures of himself where ever he visits. He has since run away from Nairaland since January,after complaining of too much bans. We will all miss him

AndyBlaze : I call him the unstoppable due to his numerous accounts,you will always find him at romance section
you cant go through his threads without laughing. Some members still fall for his antics by giving him reasonable advice
his age-long dream is to make frontpage,and he finally did it,his new track 'Adam' has been making airwaves in his house
he hasnt been seen on the trolling scene for some time now,perhaps he has been given an award (ban).
His trademark; #BITG

SpaceGoat :
he is one funny character,he always finds a way of sending across reasonable messages with comic relief. Everyone knows this guy,cause he is like MTN,everywhere you go. I suspect he may be MrCork or AndyBlaze alter ego.

190 : he is one nairaland clown who has been reigning since the days of Joshua. He always gets a way to crack you up with his posts,if he see's this,I may get insalts from him .
Some say he is MrCork ,well only time will tell.

190theclown : this is one funny character,am definitely sure he is 190. He has been making the nairaland faithful laugh since 1800BC.

BoiledCorn : I remember the first time I clicked his profile, it was at midnight, I started laughing uncontrollably and was taken to YabaL...
everyone in Romance section knows him,you will aready start laughing before clicking his topic. His use of English,just like AndyBlaze is 'OuttaThisWorld'

Airforce1 : he has pitched his tent at celebrity section,he always has outrageous and funny news to tell you,even about himself. Those at celebrity section call him their King of Trolls.

MissYuzedo : she/he is one funny person every nairalander must know, I call her the MTN of nairaland females.she and marieolae are on every single thread Some say 'She is a Man' ,though I believe she is female.
Her posts always,most of the time have comic relief.

5points : He has become a ninja from trolling,but if you are lucky you might catch him in politics section with some humorous posts.

Krall : my man Krall ,he has taken trolling to another level,by speaking impeccable english in his threads and adding secular internet pictures to add a believable taste. Most people always fall for his tricks, but when you look at his threads,you cant help but laugh. He is one of the most creative trolls on nairaland.
His Goal: To make FrontPage

Banega : He is growing to become a prospective troll
His threads usually have comic relief and you cant tell if he is trolling or not

And Now,Someone that has changed history, A great one in our midst who has gone from SuperTroll to SuperMod ,he is an Ex-troll,but I wont call his name, those who have been around for a long time will know who am talking about.
So the repentant trolls,always look up to the Former President of Thread Derailers Association ,and believe that you too can be a Mod someday . In his words on the day he became a Mod; "I had no shoes (MB), I trekked 2kilometers everyday to troll,but now,I am a changed man "

So my fellow nairalanders,who is your Best Troll so far,and name other trolls I forgot to mention.
Is it possible for the Mods to please make a Voting Poll ?

190:
^Certainly not me

Xsenga:

wakacome:
agnes..

Xsenga:
HOW DID U KNOW MY NAME?

Andyblaze:
i know u from dat place na

Xsenga:
WHICH PLACE ANDY?

Andyblaze:
dat place na, wey i collapse for ya big yansh

Xsenga:
HAHA! BUT U SEF BEEN WAN KILL ME WITH UR BIG SOME THING NA.

Andyblaze:
chai but u withstand the whole thing na u come decide to punish me by giving me overdose of that big bakassi sotey i no fit feel my legs again