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Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(m): 12:10pm On Oct 06, 2014
1*what says your time?
2*touch light,
3*like i said yesterday,
4*reverse back
,5*extra tyre
6*Give me joyful pampers
7*Do u have tummy tummy indomie?
8*how much do u sell ur ariel omo?
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(m): 12:12pm On Oct 06, 2014
eplazza:
No Knowledge is a waste!!!!
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by ideyhere(f): 12:16pm On Oct 06, 2014
8. How much do you sell your Ariel detergent?
7. Do you have tummy tummy noodles?
6. Give me Joyful diapers
5. Spare tyre
4. Reverse
3. As I earlier said
2. Torch light
1. What is it by your time?



so? embarassed

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Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(m): 12:21pm On Oct 06, 2014
5/8. Datz very poor
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(m): 12:27pm On Oct 06, 2014
I would love to see who can get all 8 qestions correct @ a stretch
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by timawoku(m): 12:44pm On Oct 06, 2014
eplazza:
1*what says your time?
2*touch light,
3*like i said yesterday,
4*reverse back
,5*extra tyre
6*Give me joyful pampers
7*Do u have tummy tummy indomie?
8*how much do u sell ur ariel omo?

1)What do your time say?
2)Torch light
3)As I said yesterday
4)Reverse
5)Spare tyre
6)Give me joyful diapers
7) Do u have tummy tummy noodles?
cool What is the price of your ariel detergent?

Where is my prize?

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Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(m): 1:15pm On Oct 06, 2014
sorry bro, u didnt get it all, Nice Attempt!..
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by ideyhere(f): 1:19pm On Oct 06, 2014
eplazza:
5/8. Datz very poor

Okay lemme finish it...ayam coming
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(m): 1:26pm On Oct 06, 2014
u failed dem woefully #ideyhere
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by ideyhere(f): 1:45pm On Oct 06, 2014
eplazza:
u failed dem woefully #ideyhere

Nawa to you ooh... You go wicked gan if you na lecturer

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Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by daxon001(m): 1:51pm On Oct 06, 2014
1-wat time is it?
2-a torch
3-i did say dis yesterday
4-kindly reverse
5-spare tyres
6-let me have the joyful brand diaper
7-have you got the tummy tummy brand noodles?
8-how much does the ariel brand detergent cost?
How's dat?
cool
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by timawoku(m): 2:40pm On Oct 06, 2014
daxon001:
1-wat time is it?
2-a torch
3-i did say dis yesterday
4-kindly reverse
5-spare tyres
6-let me have the joyful brand diaper
7-have you got the tummy tummy brand noodles?
8-how much does the ariel brand detergent cost?
How's dat?
cool
Why did you add 'kindly' to the no 4, what if the person dey vex talk am?you for put 'abeg reverse' instead.simple
Your number 1 sef get comma, wot if I know the time but want to confirm if your watch is giving adequate information? Your correction na anoda direction you put am, gbam!!!

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Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by timawoku(m): 2:41pm On Oct 06, 2014
eplazza:
sorry bro, u didnt get it all, Nice Attempt!..
you must show me my scores o, or show workings else sango go enter this case o... cool
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by Nobody: 3:33pm On Oct 06, 2014
ideyhere:
8. How much do you sell your Ariel detergent?
7. Do you have tummy tummy noodles?
6. Give me Joyful diapers
5. Spare tyre
4. Reverse
3. As I earlier said
2. Torch light
1. What is it by your time?



so? embarassed

2) Torch
1) What is the time?
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(m): 4:38pm On Oct 06, 2014
#ideyhere. If u settle me like dem dey take settle lecturers... I wont be wicked na i for don giv u 8/8.
#timawoku y u go dey mark my student(daaxon)like that na?...... I fit go wit his own na
#daxon... Am sorry shaa. Nice attempt bt as my fellow lecturer said "y d kindly"? Nd "y d brand"
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(m): 4:42pm On Oct 06, 2014
timawoku:
you must show me my scores o, or show workings else sango go enter this case o... cool
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(m): 4:45pm On Oct 06, 2014
it is either 8/8 or 0/8... As for ur score itz 0/8... If i kip announcin d score gradually. Evribody wil knw d 1 datz wrong... Bt i prefer d suspense nd d brainstorming
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by Nobody: 5:05pm On Oct 06, 2014
undecided
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by ideyhere(f): 5:06pm On Oct 06, 2014
eplazza:
#ideyhere. If u settle me like dem dey take settle lecturers... I wont be wicked na i for don giv u 8/8.
#timawoku y u go dey mark my student(daaxon)like that na?...... I fit go wit his own na
#daxon... Am sorry shaa. Nice attempt bt as my fellow lecturer said "y d kindly"? Nd "y d brand"

How do you want it?
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by timawoku(m): 5:10pm On Oct 06, 2014
Oya I know I made a mistake at the 'torch light', it should have just been 'torch', and the first one is 'what is it by your time' besides you already made a mistake at the beginning when u graded some1 5/8 rmbr? Games up!
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by Nobody: 5:13pm On Oct 06, 2014
eplazza:
1*what says your time?
2*touch light,
3*like i said yesterday,
4*reverse back
,5*extra tyre
6*Give me joyful pampers
7*Do u have tummy tummy indomie?
8*how much do u sell ur ariel omo?

1* What's the time.
2* flash light.
3* no idea.
4* Reverse
5* spare tyre
6* Give me Joyful Diapers
7* do you have tummy tummy noodles.
8* how much do you sell ariel Detergent.

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Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by PatEinstEin(m): 5:25pm On Oct 06, 2014
1 what is the time?
2 torch
3 with reference to what i said yesterday,
4 reverse
5 spare tyre
6 Give me joyful diapers
7 Do u have tummy tummy noodles?
8 how much do u sell ariel detergent?
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by LogoDWhiz(m): 5:32pm On Oct 06, 2014
eplazza:
1*what says your time?
2*touch light,
3*like i said yesterday,
4*reverse back
,5*extra tyre
6*Give me joyful pampers
7*Do u have tummy tummy indomie?
8*how much do u sell ur ariel omo?

Lemme try. Love challenges.
1. What's the time?

2. Torch
3. Like i earlier said yesterday
4. Reverse.
5. Spare Tyre
6. Give me joyful diapers.
7. Do u have tummy tummy noodles?
8. What's the price of the Ariel detergent?
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by timawoku(m): 5:46pm On Oct 06, 2014
LogoDWhiz:


Lemme try. Love challenges.
1. What's the time?

2. Torch
3. Like i earlier said yesterday
4. Reverse.
5. Spare Tyre
6. Give me joyful diapers.
7. Do u have tummy tummy noodles?
8. What's the price of the Ariel detergent?

@ no 3, why the 'like'? Are you insinuating a resemblance of what you said previously? It should be 'as I previously said yesterday...
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by binie: 5:54pm On Oct 06, 2014
Flash light.....
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by Geenet: 5:56pm On Oct 06, 2014
Story
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by LogoDWhiz(m): 5:59pm On Oct 06, 2014
timawoku:


@ no 3, why the 'like'? Are you insinuating a resemblance of what you said previously? It should be 'as I previously said yesterday...

yeah. Trying to bring a semblance of what i had earlier said to what i'm now trying to say.

Your point of view is right tho
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by killercute16(m): 6:10pm On Oct 06, 2014
eplazza:
1*what says your time?
2*touch light,
3*like i said yesterday,
4*reverse back
,5*extra tyre
6*Give me joyful pampers
7*Do u have tummy tummy indomie?
8*how much do u sell ur ariel omo?
(1)What it is by your time?(2)Torch(3)With reference to what i said yesterday(4)Earlier back(5)Spare tyre(6)Give me joyful baby diapers(7)Do you have tummy tummy instant noodles?(coolHow much does your aerial detergent cost?
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by Tholley(m): 6:55pm On Oct 06, 2014
killercute16:
(1)What it is by your time?(2)Torch(3)With reference to what i said yesterday(4)Earlier back(5)Spare tyre(6)Give me joyful baby diapers(7)Do you have tummy tummy instant noodles?(coolHow much does your aerial detergent cost?
(4)Earlier back
killercute16:
(1)What it is by your time?(2)Torch(3)With reference to what i said yesterday(4)Earlier back(5)Spare tyre(6)Give me joyful baby diapers(7)Do you have tummy tummy instant noodles?(coolHow much does your aerial detergent cost?
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by timawoku(m): 7:14pm On Oct 06, 2014
killercute16:
(1)What it is by your time?(2)Torch(3)With reference to what i said yesterday(4)Earlier back(5)Spare tyre(6)Give me joyful baby diapers(7)Do you have tummy tummy instant noodles?(coolHow much does your aerial detergent cost?
so you 'earlier back' a car? So there must be earlier front sef...
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by repogirl(f): 7:15pm On Oct 06, 2014
eplazza:
1*what says your time?
2*touch light,
3*like i said yesterday,
4*reverse back
,5*extra tyre
6*Give me joyful pampers
7*Do u have tummy tummy indomie?
8*how much do u sell ur ariel omo?

what is it by your time?
torch light
As i said, yesterday
reverse
spare tire
give me joyful diapers
do you have tummy tummy noodles
how much is your Ariel detergent
Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(m): 7:24pm On Oct 06, 2014
#timawokwu. Na warri guy u be sef?... U no wan carry last @ all.. Ur score 7/8.
Some pple are just here sprayin gas on fire

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