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Uhm this is gonna anyway be my first post here as well as my fist topic.
So i,with reverence call chidiezeh(m), dahmie2013, ademiD(f), sadiku95, princeuk21(m), Philawole(m), dazekid(m), sunnydayasaba(m), beau49(f), phantonce(m), yuncka(m), Antivirus92(m), kozaic, festico, dasrackhor, numericalguy, maternal, cutiemoi, MsFaith(f), Easyjay, gambus007, kunletade(m), agarawu23(m), Sard(m), yomanovic, Castos(m), Genius100, BoombaMaster, dasphinx1(m), Karleb(m), prodam(m), daey118(m), Okworigeorge(m), personal40, topefisayo(m), BrandedB, valerie25(f), quid(m), ratatis(m), gsparks01(m), kemtol, Richiy(f), Jakeattah(m), MrCork, obongproff, lexie234(m), symbian123, ted1741, Frankenstein(m), BlackStallion(m), adesexy(m), Aegon(m), untillionltd, Kelly2713(m), culata, philcollectible, donciccio, Toyos001(f), Orunto, trizzy007(m), John1305(m), Drfash(m), GoodFaith, obinnajnr, Codedone(m), LEERICIST(m), ihedinobi2, Syfy(f), zexzy(f), MrsChima(f), Uchwilliam(m), Hollyb(f), zyzxx(m), Razi1(m), kessco(m), Legolas7(m), sexywifey, cdamsel(f), mrsabiola(f), Naavah(f), BoboYekini(m), Brite02(m), chefdoeuvre, Lillyeean(f), Panayo, Lanresnett(m), oshyno(m), Rapsainot(m), Emeraldicon, Babewensabi, jiddodo, Boc4real(m), GodsClan(m), Sarimah(f), 6packdude, kgahlisho(f), woflex(m), swiftrobin, Tayerulz(m), chukwuma101(m), brainy02, happyjuliet, Iyanusele(m), Unibenstudent(m), Lollyij(m), bushdoc9919(m), eolalekan5(m), Brandnew2(m), shawdo(m), ronald4lif(m), RamseyWilliam(m), Khaynet(m), EMYDON(m), olagockay(m), Babalakin(m), may01(f), rusher14, dayotheone(m), uwa1, justcallbuki(f), johnbuck81(m), shachris03(m),farano to air their views.

So the questions goes thus: What will you do If 10mins to your wedding you are called to come and sign a contract of $10billion?

Quickly call the Rev.to extend the time of the wedding by two hours,,off to sign the contract.
If my wife like make she faint ,when she hear the amount of the money she go wake up

me na to tell her say "honey I dey com" I go go explain things to ma papa and the pastor alone.


if i hear say I no sign that thing?

Karleb:
me na to tell her say "honey I dey com" I go go explain things to ma papa and the pastor alone.


if i hear say I no sign that thing?

Guest wey dey wait nko?

my brother will take my place na, abi no b money I go use dey feed the wife??

starlingleanets:
Guest wey dey wait nko?

Na to serve dem them rice o my broda.

agarawu23:
my brother will take my place na, abi no b money I go use dey feed the wife??

The unveiling moment nko? When the bride go kiss the bridegroom,so ur brother go Wet kiss ur wife?

starlingleanets:
The unveiling moment nko? When the bride go kiss the bridegroom,so ur brother go Wet kiss ur wife?

the co ordinator will skip dat

starlingleanets:
Uhm this is gonna anyway be my first post here as well as my fist topic.
So i,with reverence call chidiezeh(m), dahmie2013, ademiD(f), sadiku95, princeuk21(m), Philawole(m), dazekid(m), sunnydayasaba(m), beau49(f), phantonce(m), yuncka(m), Antivirus92(m), kozaic, festico, dasrackhor, numericalguy, maternal, cutiemoi, MsFaith(f), Easyjay, gambus007, kunletade(m), agarawu23(m), Sard(m), yomanovic, Castos(m), Genius100, BoombaMaster, dasphinx1(m), Karleb(m), prodam(m), daey118(m), Okworigeorge(m), personal40, topefisayo(m), BrandedB, valerie25(f), quid(m), ratatis(m), gsparks01(m), kemtol, Richiy(f), Jakeattah(m), MrCork, obongproff, lexie234(m), symbian123, ted1741, Frankenstein(m), BlackStallion(m), adesexy(m), Aegon(m), untillionltd, Kelly2713(m), culata, philcollectible, donciccio, Toyos001(f), Orunto, trizzy007(m), John1305(m), Drfash(m), GoodFaith, obinnajnr, Codedone(m), LEERICIST(m), ihedinobi2, Syfy(f), zexzy(f), MrsChima(f), Uchwilliam(m), Hollyb(f), zyzxx(m), Razi1(m), kessco(m), Legolas7(m), sexywifey, cdamsel(f), mrsabiola(f), Naavah(f), BoboYekini(m), Brite02(m), chefdoeuvre, Lillyeean(f), Panayo, Lanresnett(m), oshyno(m), Rapsainot(m), Emeraldicon, Babewensabi, jiddodo, Boc4real(m), GodsClan(m), Sarimah(f), 6packdude, kgahlisho(f), woflex(m), swiftrobin, Tayerulz(m), chukwuma101(m), brainy02, happyjuliet, Iyanusele(m), Unibenstudent(m), Lollyij(m), bushdoc9919(m), eolalekan5(m), Brandnew2(m), shawdo(m), ronald4lif(m), RamseyWilliam(m), Khaynet(m), EMYDON(m), olagockay(m), Babalakin(m), may01(f), rusher14, dayotheone(m), uwa1, justcallbuki(f), johnbuck81(m), shachris03(m),farano to air their views.

So the questions goes thus: What will you do If 10mins to your wedding you are called to come and sign a contract of $10billion?

to hell with that wedding....... mehn i'd sign the contract and we will redo that wedding in the Bahamas, Dubai pls help me with more names

Wich wedding? I can decide to do dat weddin anytym and no one will question me.

If U continue wit dat weddin, Ur wife will hate U for d rest of ur Union for not collectin d money. she might even poison U one day.

Abeg where una dey from dig all this names? E get nairaland roll call register way I no no about?

yuncka:
Wich wedding? I can decide to do dat weddin anytym and no one will question me.

If U continue wit dat weddin, Ur wife will hate U for d rest of ur Union for not collectin d money. she might even poison U one day.

So u go sign contract leave ur wedding?ehn? With Guest on seat?

cdamsel:
Abeg where una dey from dig all this names? E get nairaland roll call register way I no no about?

Hello miss you sound cool and the coolness of your voice got me thinking u got something to say on this issue on ground.*took my seat,waiting for her opinion*

starlingleanets:
So u go sign contract leave ur wedding?ehn? With Guest on seat?

Guy my own go b serios James Bond exittin oo. I go plan am wit my bro, I go faint mek em carry me dey go hospital(d contract place) den he will announce dat d weddin hav been shifted due to my health condition. D guest wil undastnd and wil com wen d next date is fixed.

I no go even talk to anybody. I go jst comot 4 church enter okada and other stories na wen i come back.

starlingleanets:
Hello miss you sound cool and the coolness of your voice got me thinking u got something to say on this issue on ground.*took my seat,waiting for her opinion*

hahahaha
Abeg gimme 1million in hand than 100billion imaginary dollars

It's as easy as lodging all the guests in a hotel,explaining to my fiance(she gats understand na) we are going to be tied for a long time so a few hours(even if na 72) is a reasonable amount of time to wait...Go sign the contract,then return,apologize to my guests and then proceed with the wedding $10billion richer..

Of course,this is all wishful thinking as there is hardly any contract worth that much(except you create something much better than whatsapp and have facebook google buy you out).
And of course I really don't even plan to get married so I would be somewhere else if such a thing were to happen and not ten minutes to a wedding..

cdamsel:
hahahaha
Abeg gimme 1million in hand than 100billion imaginary dollars

so will u sign d contract or attend ur wedding?

starlingleanets:
so will u sign d contract or attend ur wedding?

will do both,take the wedding to the venue where them dey sign contract

The contract fit be our wedding register

I will go nd sign the contract o o o... And I will call ma pastor to help me occupy the congregation for fews hours dat sumtin best known to me comes up!

starlingleanets:
So the questions goes thus: What will you do If 10mins to your wedding you are called to come and sign a contract of $10billion?

Lol..r you kidding?? Even the bride 2b would chase you outta that place