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Reasons Why You Must Own The New Iphone 6. by LadyCaty(op): 9:15pm On Oct 06, 2014
Reasons Why You
Must Own the new
iPhone 6 which
costs abt N458,000
*U can email ur
ancestors, detect the
dreaded ebola,
ping ur village deity.
* If u hold am, U no
go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a
cab, it will
automatically find its
way back into ur
pocket.
* If ugly person send
U request e no go
enter.
* It can tell U which
member of your
family dey disturb
you.
* U can connect d
bluetooth to
transformer 2 get
light.
* It can be used as
bomb detectors.
* It can be used as
mosquito (insect)
repellant.
* It makes everyone
look at you as rich
boy or girl even
when you are
trekking.
* It vibrates if
someone is lying,
4real.
* It can tell d real
father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur
boyfriend/girlfriend
is cheating.
* It can upgrade Ur
GPA if U are a
student.
* It prevents
unwanted pregnancy,
just put it in
condom mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a
weapon if you are
attacked by
armed robbers..coolcoolcool
Re: Reasons Why You Must Own The New Iphone 6. by HARDDON: 10:05pm On Oct 06, 2014
Epic!

If fPhone 6 can do all these, what is left for zPhone10 now?
Re: Reasons Why You Must Own The New Iphone 6. by LadyCaty(op): 7:43am On Oct 07, 2014
HARDDON:
Epic!

If fPhone 6 can do all these, what is left for zPhone10 now?
Dunnooo...maybe dt 1 kn take you †̥ where eva u wish †̥ go †̥ at any moment..
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