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Unbelievable News Headlines by searay(m): 4:38pm On Jan 20, 2015
◆ Okada killed five
people in a truck.
◆ A man killed himself
and ran away.
◆ A woman imprengnated her husband in
anambra
state and denied it.
◆ 2015 general
election has been kidnapped by
unknown gunmen.
◆ President Jonathan
decamped to APC
◆ Jonathan set to marry second wife ahead
of 2015
general election.
◆ Police caught one
man who was conveying his own
corpse at lagos badagry high way this
morning.
◆ Cow kils herdsmen in markudi, benue state.
As at
the time of filing this report the number of
casualties
could nt be ascertain.
◆ Congratulations .....
Babatunde Raji Fashola has won the
presidential
election in Republic of Congo.
◆ Ojukwu and Achebe paid a friendly visit to
buhari
yesterday.
◆ A policeman in Bukuru, Jos has arrested
himself for
taking bribe.
◆ IN SPORT...
Lionel Messi signed for Eyimba of Aba
....CR7 to join kano pillars before the end of
January
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Re: Unbelievable News Headlines by kekakuz(m): 4:39pm On Jan 20, 2015
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Re: Unbelievable News Headlines by Nobody: 5:00pm On Jan 20, 2015
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