Actually, anyday anytime I always condemn 'a dog Lecturer as well as his lazy counterparts....But others cannot be blamed because some students actually want that, you cannot agree with me now but I believe by the time you too take up ever-demanding lecturing work then you will understand me better.Leemak, representing Lecturers!

E.g Dr Saba pharmacology, 1wk to exam

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the ones here in my school can't amazing me

Are you tired of life ??
Do you wanna die ??
Smell a Yoruba girl's pant.

Number 4 made me laugh hard.

Crazy lecturer...

kobonaire:


Abeg why now?? In think the OP has been very creative. This is not just a run of the mill top 10 list but @LMAyedun has put some thought into this and created a humorous yet accurate depiction of Naija's profs

Nice work @LMAyedun

Many Thanks. God bless.

Make i informed my boss b4 i comment.

LMAyedun:
1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He comes to class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile, always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and when result comes out, his courses are always mass failure. He is usually the most hated lecturer.

2.The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian. Always lively, students look forward to his laugher-filled lectures but once taken for granted, he can be shocking. He is usually stingy with marks/grades. EXPEE

3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant lecturers. They usually start as errand boys to some top lecturers in the department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers with some of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive, aggressive and proud which usually results into a clash with the students.

4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in an unusual manner including ways of speaking(with big grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny dress sense(with long bling-bling chains like Ayo Oritsejafor). He is always REAL and serious, doesn't care what his students feels or think about him, highly unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the students complains.

5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured, homely, approachable, and friendly. He takes his time to extensively teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course, you know that you truly deserve to fail. He is students' favourite. PROF OLADEJI

6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a semester(One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a week to Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes to read out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if you understand or not, and 15 or 20mins, he is done for the day's lecture.

7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class, gives shabby lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's digits(The coded students knows what to do). #5k for 'C', #8k for 'B' and #10k for 'A' depending on the importance or Unit of the course.

8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes advantage of any vulnerable female student, it doesn't matter how young she is, the sex addict just want to get laid at the slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister, daughter from him.

9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story about his days in the University and how serious/dedicated they were those days + how he still consult his 1973 lecture notebook. He talks about how bad the Gov't and the school management is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU member. He usually receive at least 10 phone calls within a lecture. - DR ABIOLA

10a.The Religion fanatic (Daddy G.O) - This type of lecturer comes to class to chip in the Gospel within his lecture, inviting the entire class to his church & mid week programmes. He is always gentle & Godly.

10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) - He comes to class and usually separates the female students from the male students before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and you don't need to be told before you know he is a muslim. Take him for granted and you will pay dearly for it.

You are free to add yours

Good observation.
See my examples up there.
I have examples for all, but deliberately left out some for obvious reasons.

Yeah i av all of them as my lecturer apart from 8,9,10

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See this mad man... Why you quote me na?

GODDYGEE91:
Eh we av 2 lecturers teaching BUS, one speaks like a woman 2 an extent dat even dos sitin infront hardly hear wat he is sayin even with de help of a micro phone but he can manipulate questions dat if u failed 2 read de questions upto 10 times, ur answers wud b out of point. We call him baby voice.

De 2nd is called Ukwu or pampers bc he has a vry big buttocks and can spend de whole 2hrs in class stammering. 4 him 2 read a sentence, he wud repeat it more dan 5 times. We enjoy his class though with laughter but he is fund of givin improptu test and de highest grade we mak is 'B'

U must be a student of UNIOSUN

GODDYGEE91:
Eh we av 2 lecturers teaching BUS, one speaks like a woman 2 an extent dat even dos sitin infront hardly hear wat he is sayin even with de help of a micro phone but he can manipulate questions dat if u failed 2 read de questions upto 10 times, ur answers wud b out of point. We call him baby voice.

De 2nd is called Ukwu or pampers bc he has a vry big buttocks and can spend de whole 2hrs in class stammering. 4 him 2 read a sentence, he wud repeat it more dan 5 times. We enjoy his class though with laughter but he is fund of givin improptu test and de highest grade we mak is 'B'

U must be a student of UNIOSUN

The mod that removed my comment on the front page must be very very stupid and power intoxicated. What is naira land turning to. U leave thread where they abuse, come dey block comment way no do anyone any wrong. Tell me which of the rules that I violated.mtchew

Na true u yarn op. Na the sadist worst pass cos na becos sometin bad wey don happen to am as a student dey make am do like that and its difficult for pple like that to change.

THE FOREIGN LECTURER: He has traveled the whole world. He has acquired more '10 degrees'. He has worked for many firms and companies. His sole aim of joining the university is to impart knowledge and not the pay. He hardly make out time to barb or shave and his dressing is just so hmmm-mm. He is truly a 'Jack of all trade- master of all'. He teaches his students to a stand still; not only by his voluminous scheme of work but with his America ascent that will make serious students who have been aspiring to student aboard have a re-think. His students are fond of reading before and after his classes to help reduce the shame via intellectual exposure. A generous marker, can award 'A' to the entire class if they all deserve it.

THE FOREIGN LECTURER: He has traveled the whole world. He has acquired more than '10 degrees'. He has worked for many firms and companies. His sole aim of joining the university is to impart knowledge and not the pay. He hardly make out time to barb or shave and his dressing is just so hmmm-mm. He is truly a 'Jack of all trade- master of all'. He teaches his students to a stand still; not only by his voluminous scheme of work but with his America ascent that will make serious students who have been aspiring to student aboard have a re-think. His students are fond of reading before and after his classes to help reduce the shame via intellectual exposure. A generous marker, can award 'A' to the entire class if they all deserve it.

mimicue:

The annoying lecturer

Comes to class to abuse people and usually must chase someone out of his class for any little offence ..this lecturer likes seniority and is offended by any little thing ..and usually have spies for students incase they talk about him .. Students don't like him and honestly he doesn't care , d day the class is empty is test day or assignment day

Wow,I was still reading the comments just to add mine in the long run but you just took the word outta my mind..I so hate this lecturer, cos he's a combine sadist and annoying lecturer..he's too short which always make him wanna claim seniority..sometimes he make me hate studying physics..we call he SCHOOL BOY..

THE ASHAWO LECTURER: He like to dey chew gum for class and when he dey talk, he go dey make guy for una. THE INFERIORITY LECTURER: this one believe say attack is the best form of defence. So if he perceive say una want rena am, he start to dey make una feel say una be notin compared to him. Mostly young ajekpako lecturer.

tsleazy:
11. DoomsDay Lecturer: he'll always prophecy about how we're going to fail our courses woefully...

LMAO we have one here too...

oraclefemi:


Mathematics dept unad... The most sadistic dept ever

Bros, you haven't been to BCH Dept. I think they are the word SADISTIC. How do you define a department where 100 students spilled out of 130 students.

By the way, what department are you?

Chaaiiii.....dis baba comes to my mind,
1*U pay money if u come late to his class or any misconduct during his class which wl b taking to motherless home after d class.
2* He beats students(bastinado) no matter hw old u are.
3* he is an old professor, lecturers and students do call him BABA
4*Most lecturers in d department prostrate to greet him wen in his office.....lol.

Infact I cn say it all.....d baba has so many funny characters.


There is another one who love telling us stories for Abt 50% of his classes. He is a comedian in disguise. students come to his class to laugh n catch fun.

hahaha..............................excatly

adegwurulez:
Am I the only one getting pissed off with this ten types of people shii on nl? someone will soon come up with ten types of people you meet in a public toilet.

You are not the only one brother. We have the habit of abusing things... Well, the name said it all; NAIRAland.

Lol...we also have fire on the mountain lectures- 1s student's c dis type of lectures coming to class,everybody will rush into the class bf him/her,cos 1s he/she enter the class door remain lock.....

LMAyedun:
1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He comes to class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile, always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and when result comes out, his courses are always mass failure. He is usually the most hated lecturer.

2.The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian. Always lively, students look forward to his laugher-filled lectures but once taken for granted, he can be shocking. He is usually stingy with marks/grades.

3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant lecturers. They usually start as errand boys to some top lecturers in the department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers with some of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive, aggressive and proud which usually results into a clash with the students.

4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in an unusual manner including ways of speaking(with big grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny dress sense(with long bling-bling chains like Ayo Oritsejafor). He is always REAL and serious, doesn't care what his students feels or think about him, highly unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the students complains.

[b]5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured, homely, approachable, and friendly. He takes his time to extensively teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course, you know that you truly deserve to fail. He is students' favourite.[/b]

6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a semester(One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a week to Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes to read out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if you understand or not, and 15 or 20mins, he is done for the day's lecture.

7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class, gives shabby lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's digits(The coded students knows what to do). #5k for 'C', #8k for 'B' and #10k for 'A' depending on the importance or Unit of the course.

8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes advantage of any vulnerable female student, it doesn't matter how young she is, the sex addict just want to get laid at the slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister, daughter from him.

9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story about his days in the University and how serious/dedicated they were those days + how he still consult his 1973 lecture notebook. He talks about how bad the Gov't and the school management is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU member. He usually receive at least 10 phone calls within a lecture.

10a.The Religion fanatic (Daddy G.O) - This type of lecturer comes to class to chip in the Gospel within his lecture, inviting the entire class to his church & mid week programmes. He is always gentle & Godly.

10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) - He comes to class and usually separates the female students from the male students before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and you don't need to be told before you know he is a muslim. Take him for granted and you will pay dearly for it.

You are free to add yours

Number 5 make me to remember our DADDY Lecturer Late Prof. D. O. Adefolalu of the Department of Meteorology FUTA the Dean of SEMS RIP PA ADEFOLALU.

vizkiz:
i guess i am getting bored with this "7 types" of every freaking thing i see on Nairaland these days

The next time i see any sh*t like this, amma deactivate my account right away

Ohhh noooo! Please don't!

If you do, nairaland will vanish and our phones will fall into water.


Wake up bro! Its 8:0 clock

All LASU lecturers are within
NO 6 and NO 7

you are Good! this is an elaborate description of every lecturer I've encountered.

The lecturere who claim he has always been the best student right from nursery school
Lecturers who claims that the course is very simple, but while lecturing they will go and check their manuscript if they are makin mistake or goin along!...
Those who keeps on reminding you of how they suffered during their own days... They attended lectures under mango tress, slept in classrooms so they could sit in front the next day
The readers/copy n past lecturer, they come to class to read another authors textbook and copy exactly what is in that text for you guyz on the board.
The cell phone smasher lecturer, they smash any phone that rings against the wall when lecture is still on.

@runs lecturer; you're definatrly not talking about uniport. Nothing like seperate payments for diff grades. Everybody pays 10k or 8k if you're in year1 and year2 after that its 10k and you can't get above a C. Some hard lecturers even go as far as collecting 15k for one course and you can still have an F sef after paying

Lol. Funny but true. I think I now know why one of my lecturer back in ABU had always hated me. We once met somewhere we weren't supposed to meet -- he atop his motorcycle, fully kitted with his helmet while I, seated in my little toy hunking behind him.

Funny man. He never failed to tell us how bigger his farm was compared to samaru campus. Lies! I never got more than C in all the courses he graded me.

hahahahahaha

Sanniebee:
lol. Y won't I know? The university with different campuses in different towns?

U r perfectly correct.