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Reasons Why You
Must Own the new
iPhone 6 which
costs abt N458,000
*U can email ur
ancestors, detect the
dreaded ebola,
ping ur village deity.
* If u hold am, U no
go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a
cab, it will
automatically find its
way back into ur
pocket.
* If ugly person send
U request e no go
enter.
* It can tell U which
member of your
family dey disturb
you.
* U can connect d
bluetooth to
transformer 2 get
light.
* It can be used as
bomb detectors.
* It can be used as
mosquito (insect)
repellant.
* It makes everyone
look at you as rich
boy or girl even
when you are
trekking.
* It vibrates if
someone is lying,
4real.
* It can tell d real
father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur
boyfriend/girlfriend
is cheating.
* It can upgrade Ur
GPA if U are a
student.
* It prevents
unwanted pregnancy,
just put it in
condom mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a
weapon if you are
attacked by
armed robbers..

This phone is overhyped.......... What of bb Porche design that was sold @500k unko..... Uptil now bb Porche design price is higher compare to the "iPhone6"...

Haters pls free apple along... Haba👷

Eyefone seize,,

leshluap:
Eyefone seize,,

lol, but was d op trying to make us laff or did i skip d funny post ni