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| Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 6:18pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
1.Every northerner is a MUSLIM 2. Every southerner is a CHRISTIAN 3.Every motorcycle is OKADA 4.Every oversea based guy is RICH 5.Every detergent is OMO 6.Every Chinese knows KARATE 7.Every toothpaste is MACLEAN 8.Every whiteman is RICH and CONNECTED 9.Every police takes BRIBE 10.Every rich muslim is ALHAJI while the poor ones are MALLAM 11.Every noodle food is INDOMIE 12.Every American speak ENGLISH 13.Every Igboman likes MONEY 14.Every guy on suit is LEARNED 15.Every Indian is a TALISMAN 16.Every kidnapper comes from ASABA 17. Every UNILAG product is a party freak 18. Every physically challenged person is a NONENTITY 19. Every educated person is INTELLIGENT Add yours! 2 Likes |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by obailala(m): 6:40pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
Every person who criticises the government is APC and bokoharam sympathiser. We are not even allowed to complain when nepa takes light anymore else you risk being labelled  1 Like |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Kayceo2010: 6:43pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
No.. Every toothpaste is closeup 1 Like |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by SLIDEwaxie(m): 7:00pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
Kayceo2010:It is clear u were born in the indomie era! 4 Likes |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by oluamid(m): 7:08pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
Every post by Seun must make frontpage 2 Likes |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by tinkinjow: 7:39pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
I was here...but I missed my way |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Henrypraise: 7:40pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
Every lady is after money Every guy is after sex Every warri guy is rude/ bad 1 Like |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Kayceo2010: 10:09pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
SLIDEwaxie:Maybe na for your side.. For here, we used holdent and closeup before we even saw macleans.. |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by SLIDEwaxie(m): 11:47pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
Kayceo2010:lol, u still don't get it McCleans was the only local brand of toothpaste before the advent of closeup! They shut down some yrs back, so, they're just back in the market again! 3 Likes |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by redsun(m): 12:55am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Every poor old black woman with mental disorder is a witch. Yeye people. 2 Likes |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by lilprinze: 1:02am On Oct 11, 2014 |
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| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by lilprinze: 1:03am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Every politician loots money |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 1:58am On Oct 11, 2014 |
every time you see a bulb lights up, its UP NEPA |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by nickz(m): 2:07am On Oct 11, 2014 |
every calabar girl can straff till you enter coma 2 Likes |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by focus7: 4:25am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Op in my own opinion I will adjust no 9 to 90% of Nigeria policemen collect bribe, I beg no13 is absolute don't ever trust them when it comes to money but please enlighten me on no12 cos I've not been to America to prove that. |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by focus7: 4:27am On Oct 11, 2014 |
This front page thing o. |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 5:28pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
focus7:In America (USA I mean), English is the language of government but majority of Americans speak Spanish. |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by 11Willywilly: 7:35pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
Every Ijebu woman is Juju Woman 2 Likes |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by delishpot: 8:38pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
Any man that drives a jeep is rich. Every barreness is caused by an Evil mother inlaw or uncle. Every death is influenced by evil people. 1 Like |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by bolaino(m): 8:50pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
SLIDEwaxie:True that. |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by omenka(m): 8:53pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
obailala: |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by focus7: 9:11pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
Aamoo:This is interesting and insightful, thank u for the info. |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by lonelydora: 10:18pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
Every spice cube is Maggi 1 Like |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by moneybag100: 10:22pm On Oct 11, 2014*. Modified: 11:16pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
Aamoo:Majority of Americans speak spanish? You no meaning of major? |
| Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by thewarrior72: 10:48pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
Every APC supporter...is a Muslim  |
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