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Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 6:18pm On Oct 10, 2014
1.Every northerner is a MUSLIM
2. Every southerner is a CHRISTIAN
3.Every motorcycle is OKADA
4.Every oversea based guy is RICH
5.Every detergent is OMO
6.Every Chinese knows KARATE
7.Every toothpaste is MACLEAN
8.Every whiteman is RICH and CONNECTED
9.Every police takes BRIBE
10.Every rich muslim is ALHAJI while the poor ones are MALLAM
11.Every noodle food is INDOMIE
12.Every American speak ENGLISH
13.Every Igboman likes MONEY
14.Every guy on suit is LEARNED
15.Every Indian is a TALISMAN
16.Every kidnapper comes from ASABA
17. Every UNILAG product is a party freak
18. Every physically challenged person is a NONENTITY
19. Every educated person is INTELLIGENT
Add yours!

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by obailala(m): 6:40pm On Oct 10, 2014
Every person who criticises the government is APC and bokoharam sympathiser. We are not even allowed to complain when nepa takes light anymore else you risk being labelled grin

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Kayceo2010: 6:43pm On Oct 10, 2014
No.. Every toothpaste is closeup

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by SLIDEwaxie(m): 7:00pm On Oct 10, 2014
Kayceo2010:
No.. Every toothpaste is closeup
It is clear u were born in the indomie era!

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by oluamid(m): 7:08pm On Oct 10, 2014
Every post by Seun must make frontpage

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by tinkinjow: 7:39pm On Oct 10, 2014
I was here...but I missed my way
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Henrypraise: 7:40pm On Oct 10, 2014
Every lady is after money
Every guy is after sex
Every warri guy is rude/ bad

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Kayceo2010: 10:09pm On Oct 10, 2014
SLIDEwaxie:
It is clear u were born in the indomie era!
Maybe na for your side.. For here, we used holdent and closeup before we even saw macleans..
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by SLIDEwaxie(m): 11:47pm On Oct 10, 2014
Kayceo2010:

Maybe na for your side.. For here, we used holdent and closeup before we even saw macleans..
lol, u still don't get it grin
McCleans was the only local brand of toothpaste before the advent of closeup!

They shut down some yrs back, so, they're just back in the market again!

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by redsun(m): 12:55am On Oct 11, 2014
Every poor old black woman with mental disorder is a witch. Yeye people.

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by lilprinze: 1:02am On Oct 11, 2014
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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by lilprinze: 1:03am On Oct 11, 2014
Every politician loots money grin
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 1:58am On Oct 11, 2014
every time you see a bulb lights up, its UP NEPA grin
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by nickz(m): 2:07am On Oct 11, 2014
every calabar girl can straff till you enter coma

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by focus7: 4:25am On Oct 11, 2014
Op in my own opinion I will adjust no 9 to 90% of Nigeria policemen collect bribe, I beg no13 is absolute don't ever trust them when it comes to money but please enlighten me on no12 cos I've not been to America to prove that.
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by focus7: 4:27am On Oct 11, 2014
This front page thing o.
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 5:28pm On Oct 11, 2014
focus7:
Op in my own opinion I will adjust no 9 to 90% of Nigeria policemen collect bribe, I beg no13 is absolute don't ever trust them when it comes to money but please enlighten me on no12 cos I've not been to America to prove that.
In America (USA I mean), English is the language of government but majority of Americans speak Spanish.
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by 11Willywilly: 7:35pm On Oct 11, 2014
Every Ijebu woman is Juju Woman

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by delishpot: 8:38pm On Oct 11, 2014
Any man that drives a jeep is rich.

Every barreness is caused by an Evil mother inlaw or uncle.

Every death is influenced by evil people.

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by bolaino(m): 8:50pm On Oct 11, 2014
SLIDEwaxie:
It is clear u were born in the indomie era!
True that.
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by omenka(m): 8:53pm On Oct 11, 2014
obailala:
Every person who criticises the government is APC and bokoharam sympathiser. We are not even allowed to complain when nepa takes light anymore else you risk being labelled grin
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by focus7: 9:11pm On Oct 11, 2014
Aamoo:
In America (USA I mean), English is the language of government but majority of Americans speak Spanish.
This is interesting and insightful, thank u for the info.
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by lonelydora: 10:18pm On Oct 11, 2014
Every spice cube is Maggi

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by moneybag100: 10:22pm On Oct 11, 2014
Aamoo:
In America (USA I mean), English is the language of government but majority of Americans speak Spanish.
Majority of Americans speak spanish? You no meaning of major?
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by thewarrior72: 10:48pm On Oct 11, 2014
Every APC supporter...is a Muslim wink grin

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