spyg1:
read in between the lines. English is difficult for patience and we too.

Jeezzz.. Nairalanders can fall hand ehn.. My post has a meaning hidden in it.. Only those who understand sarcasm will find it

Now we have knew.just kiding!what do you want us to do.

August 2006, the EFCC
seized the sum of N104
million from one Mrs. Nancy
Ebere Nwosu, an associate of
Patience Jonathan. On August 22,
2006, Justice Anwuli Chikere of the
Federal High Court, gave EFCC the
legal backing to retain the N104
million seized from an associate of
Patience Goodluck, the wife of then
governor of Bayelsa state, Goodluck
Jonathan, who is now the vice
president of Nigeria.
The order was to stay in place
“pending the conclusion of the
investigation of the activities of the
said persons in connection with
their involvement in the acts of
money laundering and other
economic and financial crimes
related offences.” The EFCC’s
position was that Patience
Jonathan stole the money from the
public coffers of Bayelsa and was
trying to launder it through her
friend, Mrs. Nancy Ebere Nwosu.
Like a crack addict willing to do
anything for a high, Patience
Jonathan was not going to give up
her addiction to treasury looting
simply because Nuhu Ribadu’s
EFCC was on her trail. Determined
to prove that only mere mortals
shivered at the sight of EFCC, she
continued with her looting of
Bayelsa’s treasury with the full
cooperation and assistance of her
husband, Goodluck Jonathan, who
was the then governor of Bayelsa
state. The duo was so successful
that on September 11, 2006, the
Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission (EFCC) again seized
another $13.5 million dollars (US)
from Mrs. Patience Jonathan.
Criminal charges were brought
against her and Nigerians were
awaiting her prosecutionto the full
extent of the law. Shortly
thereafter and in the face of these
serious allegations, the insensitive
Olusegun Obasanjo and his PDP
that had become a den of thieves,
nominated Goodluck Jonathan to
be the running mate of Yar'Adua.
Fast forward to post 2007 elections.
Goodluck Jonathan is now the vice
president of Nigeria, Farida Waziri
the head of EFCC and whenever
president Yar Adua manages to
wake up from his near-permanent
slumber he rants about his “zero
tolerance” for corruption, despite
having an indicted man as his
personal secretary and dinning and
whining with James Ibori. Farida
Waziri would want anyone listening
to believe that the presidency does
not interfere with EFCC’s decision
making process and Yar Adua
proclaimed this much immediately
after the conviction of Bode
George.
After trying to deceive the public
by blaming the judiciary alone for
the near snail speed prosecution of
public officials facing corruption
charges and then advocating for
psychiatric assessment for public
officials who dared to steal more
money than she realized from
defending criminals and scheming
a percentage off the money she is
recovering for the banks. Farida
Waziri is in the news again. This
time around, she is advocating for
the death penalty for treasury
looters. It will be easier to
understand Farida’s cries if she
had prosecuted and jailed the
corrupt public officials under
existing laws and was now seeking
the death penalty to discourage
reoccurrence. But we all know this
is not the case.
Notwithstanding the hypocrisy
involved in Farida’s “notice-me”
advocacies, I am in complete
agreement with her that public
officials found guilty of corruption
should be tied to the stake and
publicly executed. My only concern
is she is aware of the fact that she
would be among the first to be
tied to the stake and executed
under the full glare of Nigerians
should corruption be made a
capital offence? Sorry for the
diversion and back to the issue of
patience Jonathan.
The case against patience Jonathan
has gone cold since Jonathan
Goodluck became the vice
president of Nigeria. The case has
gone cold despite relentless
denials of political interference by
the EFCC and the presidency,
although the president has
publicly acknowledged directing
investigations into certain
allegations when such suits his
political purpose. It has gone cold
despite Yar Adua’s broken-record
equivalent repetitiveness of zero
tolerance for corruption, a
repetitiveness that leaves Nigerians
with two options: the president is
either “419”ing Nigerians with his
proclamations or lacking the
intellectual capacity to
comprehend what constitutes
corruption.
In the past, Farida Waziri has been
quick to blame Sahara Reporters
and its ardent followers for
drowning out her so called anti-
corruption message, despite her
trepidations and failure to grant a
single no holds barred interview to
members of the “non-friendly”
press since assuming office. This is
her chance. Nigerians want to
know what happened to the case of
EFCC vs. Patience Jonathan. You
can lie to a blind person that
there is no oil in the food but you
cannot lie that there is no salt.

saharareporters.com/2009/11/21/efcc-v-patience-jonathan-vice-president’s-wife-farida-waziri-efcc-please-provide-update

Kimmo:
Jesus . . . She has a university degree??!!

it does'nt matter, university degree does'nt determine somebody competense in spoken English. She might be good in calculations.

OP, source or.....

SLIDEwaxie:
I bet we didn't knw all these, but we sure ''KNOWS HE'' murders english as often as she gets the chance to open her honorary mouth to spill her unusual rubbish!

if opening her mouth to spill her kinikon is rubbish,then i bet ''we sure KNOWS HE'' murders english is educationally mind blowing,huh? 1st class donkey.
Carry go,dear 1st lady..God bless and be with you,your kids and your hardworking husband,the president who will be keeping his arsse at the villa till '19....

Rexxie:

if opening her mouth to spill her kinikon is rubbish,then i bet ''we sure KNOWS HE'' murders english is educationally mind blowing,huh? 1st class donkey.
Carry go,dear 1st lady..God bless and be with you,your kids and your hardworking husband,the president who will be keeping his arsse at the villa till '19....

lol, foolish donkey who doesn't recognise sarcasm

Can't u see I wrote that in capitals?

Wonders shall never end Pej a degree holder and she was brilliant and smart with this her bad English Or was it a joke when I heard someone talking abt her **my fellow widow's stuff**??

op if na joke stop am o

PEJ for president!!!yeye

She has achieved so much in her life...adding to the fact she is first lady also..those nigerians yabbing her haven't achieved half of what she has

SLIDEwaxie:
lol, foolish donkey who doesn't recognise sarcasm

Can't u see I wrote that in capitals?

smart alec..

SLIDEwaxie:
lol, foolish donkey who doesn't recognise sarcasm

Can't u see I wrote that in capitals?

artful dodger,i bolded and highlighted those 'gbagauns' for clarity,prof. Kolomental..just acknowledge your 'missiles' and life goes on n quit being da don of da key...

Rexxie:

artful dodger,i bolded and highlighted those 'gbagauns' for clarity,prof. Kolomental..just acknowledge your 'missiles' and life goes on n quit being da don of da key...

so, u highlighting it equals to what?

Whether u believed it or not, it's none of my biz..okay?

Ur first lady murders english than the lowest illiterate!

That's a life-time low for ur supposedly honorary phd holder, a perm sec and worst still, a first lady!

baccaspace:
What has this got to do with 2015? Is Dame Patience running for political office? Why not keep her away from public so as not make her an instrument of public ridicule? If we bambooze her, you people will complain that we are insulting the Jonathans, but the same you are disturbing us with the Jonathan's personal/family life. Honestly, she can be the bestie of Michelle Obama or Babara Bush or even Hilari Clinton, as long as it has no benefit to Nigeria economy it is inconsequential.

I bet its either u're a Ghanaian or u don't av a mom....

SLIDEwaxie:
so, u highlighting it equals to what?

Whether u believed it or not, it's none of my biz..okay?

Ur first lady murders english than the lowest illiterate!

That's a life-time low for ur supposedly honorary phd holder, a perm sec and worst still, a first lady!

..and ur momma n ur aunties would rather be that lingua franca murderer worse than da lowest illiterate than having to put up with some far worse wannabe like u eating her food all year long n beefing successful ppl..now are u gonna quit being da donKkie?

Kimmo:
Jesus . . . She has a university degree??!!

I don't believe the op, I suspect he's PJ paid agent on nairaland. Did u see any Patient grammars in the write up? That should tell u he's just to do image laundry for Patient, 2015 election is near.

Truth24:

I bet its either u're a Ghanaian or u don't av a mom....

What if the person you call mom is not actually your mom? what if you are told that you are a product of baby factory?

Rexxie:

..and ur momma n ur aunties would rather be that lingua franca murderer worse than da lowest illiterate than having to put up with some far worse wannabe like u eating her food all year long n beefing successful ppl..now are u gonna quit being da donKkie?

because ur parents have no value to you doesn't give u the right to hit on mine, ok?

Because u are created beggars and you are naturally douchbags for the rich doesn't make everybody the same as you..

Because you are a gibbon doesn't say every blackman is a monkey..

Now, being a donkey ain't news to you and ur lots, but seriously, I still will maintain that she's a low lifer not fit to talk in public..

If it doesn't rock your boat, hang yourself for her sake and stop being a bimbo!

SLIDEwaxie:
because ur parents have no value to you doesn't give u the right to hit on mine, ok?

Because u are created beggars and you are naturally douchbags for the rich doesn't make everybody the same as you..

Because you are a gibbon doesn't say every blackman is a monkey..

Now, being a donkey ain't news to you and ur lots, but seriously, I still will maintain that she's a low lifer not fit to talk in public..

If it doesn't rock your boat, hang yourself for her sake and stop being a bimbo!

now u've gone from being da donkkie to foaming in da mouth.. but da fact remains clear that ur agonising momma n aunties wud rather be da 'illiterate' 1st lady than having to put up with worthless,wretched,miserable n godforsaken piece of shiit on daily basis all year long. Da 1st lady is a successful woman in all ramifications n has n is still blazing da trail for alotta young ladies..so u slam that empty gas filled head u gat on da wall or u take ur worthless pale mass to some transformer to hug,it does nothing to her reputation..so do ur miserable self a favor n go get a job n hey,again quit being da don2dakey,punk...

HER HOBBIES
Her hobbies? You bet! Reading, writing, travelling and oh yeah, swimming

Reading and writing

He took interest in me because I was a brilliant and smart student

I'm sorry but I had to do a double-take when I saw the above quotes.

Rexxie:

now u've gone from being da donkkie to foaming in da mouth.. but da fact remains clear that ur agonising momma n aunties wud rather be da 'illiterate' 1st lady than having to put up with worthless,wretched,miserable n godforsaken piece of shiit on daily basis all year long. Da 1st lady is a successful woman in all ramifications n has n is still blazing da trail for alotta young ladies..so u slam that empty gas filled head u gat on da wall or u take ur worthless pale mass to some transformer to hug,it does nothing to her reputation..so do ur miserable self a favor n go get a job n hey,again quit being da don2dakey,punk...

.......
How ur dad, kid?

SLIDEwaxie:
.......
How ur dad, kid?

o hes doing great,hes got his hardworking arsse at da villa till '19..so..

Rexxie:

o hes doing great,hes got his hardworking arsse at da villa till '19..so..

, oh..that's great.

I heard that 'a lazy man also love good things'

Take care

size38:
No, some aspect of this story is wrong. When GEJ was a lecturer at COE Rumuolumene patience was working in Akpor Community bank inside COE campus as a clark (messenger) and not a student then. It was at Akpor community bank that relationship began.

You think Nigerian will say story as is? When they become big men and women they edit their life story to become perfect, unblemished. This condemns many people to believe they can't be successful if certain things have happened to them in their lives