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Rigged:
An election in which I or my preferred candidate lost.

Free and Fair:
An election in which I or my preferred candidate won.

noblezone:
Rigged:
An election in which I or my preferred candidate lost.

Free and Fair:
An election in which I or my preferred candidate won.

Haha. Hopefully this thread keeps going, or you turn this into an article or book!

Politician:
One whose occupation is having a share from government resources either by being in elected position or getting his own person elected or working hard for either of the two.

Politics:
The art of lying, cheating, maiming, looting, kidnapping or killing just to make sure I myself or my own person gets into government.

Government:
A group of people who "owns" the town, LGA, State or Country. The rest of the people are losers who must wait for their "turn".

STEP-DOWN:
To relinquish power or authority or position to a successor and never come back

STEP-ASIDE:
To relinquish power or authority or position in the hope to hijack it back in the nearest future

ELECTION:
To organize campaigns to deceive some 'mugus' for support, using some praise singers (like saTANoid) in other to get or retain a position.

CORRUPTION:
This is not a stealing but a mere stealing

Opposition:
A default "bring him own" position which politicians (please, see Politician) take whenever someone at a higher authority is frustrating their ambition.

Good Government:
When I have a stake, directly or indirectly.

Bad Government:
When I have no stake, directly or indirectly.

Add GAME CHANGER abeg

On what page am i on now ?

noblezone:
[s] Opposition:
A default "bring him own" position which politicians (please, see Politician) take whenever someone at a higher authority is frustrating their ambition.
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Good Government:
When I have a stake, directly or indirectly.

Bad Government:
When I have no stake, directly or indirectly.

Is that the meaning?

berem:
Is that the meaning?

It is called "Nigerian Political Dictionary".
These meanings are not English meanings.
They are simply trying to mirror the minds of our so called politicians.

By the way, see "Politician"

chinwike2:
Add GAME CHANGER abeg

Why not to justice to it?

noblezone:
Why not to justice to it?

OK. GAME CHANGER = Adamu mu'azu + Oga Jona minus oyegun

Justice:
When a tribunal or a court delivers an electoral case in my favour.

Injustice:
When a tribunal or a court delivers an electoral case against me.


Propaganda:
Any comment or news item that is not favorable to me or my political associates.

chinwike2:
OK. GAME CHANGER = Adamu mu'azu + Oga Jona - oyegun

Your definition will not stand the test of time.

Game Changer:
Any political action that I see as an advantage to our camp; like when a politician in an opposing camp, cross carpets to my own camp.

National Assembly:
An assembly of Politicians and "wards" of politicians where the formula for sharing the National cake among the politicians is formulated. (Ref: See Politician)

The Executive:
Those whose duty it is to share the National Cake among the politicians. (Ref: See Politician)

The Judiciary:
Those whose duty it is to protect the interests of the highest bidders among the politicians. (Ref: See Politician)