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Nigerian Political Dictionary! by Nobody: 10:07pm On Mar 08, 2006 |
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Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by rikkyjen(m): 11:25pm On Mar 08, 2006 |
Good compilation,i was reeking with laughter!!!! |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by demmy(m): 10:38am On Mar 09, 2006 |
thats very innovative. kudos. |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by Nobody: 7:47pm On Mar 09, 2006 |
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Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by ono(m): 7:57pm On Mar 09, 2006 |
Dave, I don die for laughter here o!!! I've already sent the first one on e mail to many of my friends here. Nna, you don crack old man ribs!! U sure say the elders go forgive you so? |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by otokx(m): 12:29pm On Mar 10, 2006 |
good one by david. |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by Nutter(m): 5:05pm On Jul 28, 2006 |
Hey Folks, This was sent to me recently via email. Thought I should share: Senate: Presidential rubber stamp for unpopular laws and illegal constitutional ammendments. Babacracy[/color][color=#990000][/color]: Unitary system of Governnment headed by a powerful life President. Minimum age of 60 required. See also, Nigerian "democracy". [color=#000099]Chief: Traditional title sold by traditional rulers to the highest bidder. Honorary degree: A "doctorate" degree confered on an individual by a higher Institution primarily as a form of political patronage. Privatisation: Sale of public property to members of a countries' ruling political party and other sycophants. BPE: Bureau of Private Enrichment. See also, Privatisation. Runway: Recreation park for cattle Democracy defenders: People who "oppose" the ruling party on the basis of their exclusion from revenue "sharing." No-go-area: The real problem with a country that are not supposed to be discussed while trivial matters are being discussed. See also, Federalism, resource control, e.t.c Court order: Worthless piece of paper that is not binding on the Presidential and Legislative arms of government. Sacred cows: Members of the ruling party of a nation. Universities: Nigerian synonym for glorified secondary schools. Probe panel: Job opportunity for unemployed political hangers-on. See also, constitutional reform committee, Oputa panel e.t.c Mantu (n) m-a-n-t-o-o: A tool used for illegal manipulation of constitutions. Third term (adj) thûrd tûrm: Nigerian euphemism for life Presidency. Public hearing (adj) pub*lic hîr ng: Secret meetings held by Politicians with the aim of feathering their own nests. Patriotism (adv) p tr - -t z m : A word used to describe unquestionable loyalty to the President. Election (n) -l k sh n: Selection of party loyalists by the President to political office. Blueprint: A government paper detailing fantasy white elephant projects. Used primarily as a political tool to deceive the people. Communique/report: worthless piece of document released at the close of lectures, seminars, probe panels and or committees. Usually contains grandiose speeches, unrealistic goals, castles in the air e.t.c See also, National political Reform committee report, Vision 2010 report. Budget: Annual ritual by the legislative and Presidential arms of Government detailing resource meant to be "shared" amongst the three tiers of Political office holders. Ecological fund: Money meant for electioneering campaigns, sharing among party chieftains, foreign bank accounts e.t.c See also, Dariye Security Vote: Pocket money meant for Political office holders. |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by Giorgio: 5:54pm On Jul 28, 2006 |
dats an old one but still funny |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by DaHitler(m): 6:02pm On Jul 28, 2006 |
Awesome post. I always knew that the chemistry in the country is too easily manipulated into tyranny of the majority. |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by diddy4(m): 6:10pm On Jul 28, 2006 |
lol, very funny. |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by kellorah: 6:16pm On Jul 28, 2006 |
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Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by edygirl(f): 8:53pm On Jul 28, 2006 |
Funny. |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by Nobody: 5:00am On Aug 28, 2006 |
Lessons from a Nigerian politician |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by ono(m): 7:54am On Aug 28, 2006 |
david, Nna, how bodi? You don start again! Make I add one join: Treasonable Felony: A term recently ascribed to militant youths who dare challenge the status quo in the land, by democratic tribunals. See MASSOB and MEND, also see Asari Dokubo. |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by GNature(m): 4:12pm On Aug 29, 2006 |
@davidylan Very impressive. Don't forget Dividends of Democracy (or is it Democracy Dividends ?). The politicians use this a lot. |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by Nobody: 4:32am On Aug 30, 2006 |
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Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by bagoma(f): 9:38pm On Aug 30, 2006 |
wow, david i like your dictionary, it couldnt be more correct. where can i buy one? LOL what's the dictionary meaning of minimum wage?, liberalisation of downstream petroleum sector? |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by fabisco(m): 3:42pm On Aug 31, 2006 |
Hunnh, Davidylan very impressive. But what about PRIVATIZATION, CONCESSIONAIRING, RIGHT SIZING AND DOWNSIZING. |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by Nobody: 5:58am On Sep 01, 2006 |
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Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by babadee(m): 6:33pm On Sep 03, 2006 |
very nice what of supplementary budgets, constituency allowances and projects, legislative retreats etc |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by Nobody: 7:12pm On Sep 03, 2006 |
assembly. |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by ono(m): 1:26pm On Sep 07, 2006 |
Familiy Affair: A euphemism for internal party squabbles or in-fighting that might result in deaths, chaos and dire consequences. See also, PDP |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by ono(m): 1:27pm On Sep 20, 2006 |
EFCC: Corrective tool for re-aligning erring politicians in a babacratic government to gain absolute loyalty |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by Nobody: 4:29pm On Sep 20, 2006 |
Immunity: |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by ono(m): 8:38am On Sep 22, 2006 |
davidylan: Very true man, very very true!! |
Re: Nigerian Political Dictionary! by VICK83(f): 8:46am On Sep 22, 2006 |
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