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Please how do one get past with an addiction?
No,this is not funny any longer.
I've been stealing plantains all my life,i can't just resist it,i eat to the detriment of others,i dare not be the one to fry plantains,i dare not see it atall.
If I'm walking on the street and sees where they display it for sale and i don't have enough mula on me,i simply go home,sleep and eat it in a dream.
Such is the extent of the addiction.
I need help.

Heheheheheh

That is the spell of monkeyism, it has no cure. A thief is a thief, banana theft is not an exception

@Ploy,ok,noted.

You need deliverance

Some people are allergic to jokes .

Chineke ekwela ihe ojo

leojennysmart:
Please how do one get past with an addiction?
No,this is not funny any longer.
I've been stealing plantains all my life,i can't just resist it,i eat to the detriment of others,i dare not be the one to fry plantains,i dare not see it at all.
If I'm walking on the street and sees where they display it for sale and i don't have enough mula on me,i simply go home,sleep and eat it in a dream.
Such is the extent of the addiction.
I need help.

Very simple, buy a bunch of ripe,fresh and sweet plantain. Lock yourself in the house and fry everything. Make sure you fry and garnish it to the best of your longer throat ability. Then begin to eat, eat and eat until you are tired of it.
After that you will get fed up, though you will still love plantain, but you will now be in total control of your plantain addiction. That is exactly how I cured my addiction to Biscuits.
Thank me Later.