Some Hilarious Footballer Names - Sports - Nairaland
Nairaland Forum › Entertainment › Sports › Some Hilarious Footballer Names (1560 Views)
| Some Hilarious Footballer Names by hatux(op): 8:06am On Oct 24, 2014 |
Can't just stop laughing, these names are so funny and ridiculous... Lol 1. Drinkwater - Leicester City WT6! I guess he was given birth to when his mum was drinking water, lol  .2. Ba - Besiktas This could have been more funny if this guy wears jersey No.3.. 3. Hazard - Chelsea This name is sort of cray, I guess the person who gave him this name didn't finish college 4. Segar Richard Bastard - Corinthians Fc Bastard' omo ale.. Gosh! 5. John Stones - Everton A non living thing   6. David Seaman - Wembley This man was born inside Atlantic ocean' believe me.. 7. Credence Clearwater - Santa cruz Brazil *Lips sealed* 8. Yaya Banana - Platanias in Greece OMG! Banana.. Why not mango, lol 9. Mark De man - Stade Bierbeek A very good name for a footballer like him, dunno if he play as a defender.. lmao  10. Titus Bramble - Sunderland Am kind of hungry, lol 11. Olivier De Cock - Retired Belgian Player Hm! Hen or something else I don't understand 12. Dean Whitehead - Middlesbrough No be dean of whitehead, na provost of yellowhead 13. Fabian Assman - Independiente This mans' father like the thing die, so tey him con give him son... Lol 14. Matthias Cuntz - Sv Elversberg All is well*lips sealed* 15. Argelico bleeps - Brazilian retired player This man doesn't give a damn.. Chai! Feel free to add yours nairalanders, don't spoil the fun. *cheers* 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by Mrval20(m): 8:20am On Oct 24, 2014 |
George Welcome. And this guy doesn't even care about his first name, he simply writes "Welcome" on his shirt. Lol. |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by hatux(op): 8:24am On Oct 24, 2014 |
Mrval20:Lmao .. Same goes as 'drink water', he wrote it fully on his jersey like that 'drinkwater'.. 1 Like |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by majamajic(m): 8:26am On Oct 24, 2014 |
BLIND- man utd Very creative upon blind |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by hatux(op): 8:32am On Oct 24, 2014 |
majamajic:Lol .. I forgot to add him, maybe cos I'm a manchester united fan. But truly he's creative upon his blindness. |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by kliq(m): 8:49am On Oct 24, 2014*. Modified: 9:54am On Oct 24, 2014 |
1. Norman Conquest 2. Danger Fourpence 3. Bernt Haas 4. Danny Invincible 5. Wolfgang Wolf 6. Dean Windass 7. Nicky Butt 8. Toto Schillaci 9. Johnny Moustache 1 Like |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by tuffgongjo(m): 9:28am On Oct 24, 2014*. Modified: 8:16pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Leadbitter,ex sunderland. Floro Flores. Angel Rangel. Chicharito. Jedinak. Oar. Anita. Miranda. Chyrisstick(can't get d spelling right cause it is a name with most consonant than vowel,ex barca player). 1 Like |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by Baddestguyp(m): 9:53am On Oct 24, 2014 |
| |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by adegwurulez(m): 12:20pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
I think there was one 'fish' in south Africa |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by onyeomaonyeoma(m): 2:57pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Rat = Croatia Leyman=Germany 1 Like |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by victorlekan(m): 7:33pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
There is one leadbitter in the English premiership.Jesus Navas ,Angel di Maria |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by tuffgongjo(m): 8:09pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
onyeomaonyeoma:Lehman not leyman. |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by Begonia(m): 8:13pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Lmao! bleeps, Drinkwater, Assman.. For real?! 1 Like |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by Nobody: 8:18pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
forsell=scotland.wtf persin wan sell rat=romania.seriously rat? asin oke blasyskiwoski(forgive ma spelling)=poland.see name 1 Like |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by hatux(op): 8:40pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Begonia:Yes ma'am.. They're all for real. |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by hatux(op): 8:42pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
victorlekan:Yeah! That's true... He plays for England national team. |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by hatux(op): 8:43pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
adegwurulez:Fish ? |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by julioralph(m): 9:37pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Nice one guys... But I think the most hilarious is 'Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink' who played for hull a few years back. 1 Like |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by Nobody: 10:53pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Moses Daddy-Ajala Simon of Nigeria. Fantastic name, and fabulous player to boot. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by engrjacuzzi: 12:38am On Oct 25, 2014 |
Hulk- zenit company- mancity chris eagle- boro sand |
| Re: Some Hilarious Footballer Names by xtophy(m): 3:09am On Oct 25, 2014 |
pls, wtf is enyeama, odewinge, iboabonna, anichebe ....assuming i am from france |
Queen Asisat Oshoala Crowned Bbc Women Footballer Of The Year • Some Hilarious Football Quotes. Pick ur favourites & Add Urs as Well. • FIFA To Investigate Footballer With 4 Birthdays • 2 • 3 • 4
Mikel Obi's Russian Girlfriend Shares Photo Of Their Twin Babies • See The Most Beautiful Referee In The World?..(photo) • CR7 Latest Hotel In NYC