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Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by xristian19: 3:21pm On Oct 25, 2014
According to data from two surveys conducted by Durex, the condom makers, Nigeria has the best sexual excitement and best orgasm ratio in the planet.

The surveys, “Sexual Wellbeing Survey” and ‘Face of Global Sex’, were carried out by a polling firm, Harris Interactive, by setting up large sample size online polls designed to capture a representative sample of heterosexual sex-havers from a number of countries around the world.

Mexico and Nigeria beat almost everywhere else by a hefty margin to lead the sexual excitement department.

However, in the orgasm survey, which was calculated by subtracting the number of female orgasms from the number of male orgasms, Nigeria had the best ratio, making it the orgasm epicentre of the world.

The result is not without some element of bias as the Nigerian interviews were done in person, as opposed to the rest of the surveys which were carried out online.
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Nobody: 3:28pm On Oct 25, 2014
Please what is the meaning of *Heavenly Feeling"?

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Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Zuria(f): 3:35pm On Oct 25, 2014
Oh...the things we come 1st in shocked shocked shocked

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Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Nobody: 3:42pm On Oct 25, 2014
berem:
Please what is the meaning of *Heavenly Feeling"?

infact d whole write up does not seem to any sense at all!

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Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by IGBOSON1: 3:54pm On Oct 25, 2014
berem:
Please what is the meaning of *Heavenly Feeling"?


^^^That thing you feel when your hubby hits the right spot! wink

Though i'm struggling to see what heaven has to do with it! undecided

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Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Idrismusty97(m): 3:55pm On Oct 25, 2014
wazoboy:
infact d whole write up does not seem to any sense at all!
That's because Nairaland censored a lot of words. That heavenly feeling is ôrgasm . Quote the OP and you will see the real words in the comment box. "séxual" is censored to "intimate". So it is not "Intimate wellbeing survey" as written. Seun have scattered this writeup with too many censoring. Anyway, congratulations Nigerians. smiley

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Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by redsun(m): 4:01pm On Oct 25, 2014
IGBOSON1:


^^^That thing you feel when your hubby hits the right spot! wink

Though i'm struggling to see what heaven has to do with it! undecided

Most Nigerian women don't feel it because of mutilation, coupled with the fact that men are less concerned about the woman's feeling as soon as they discharge.

Typically, women are just logs in bed in Nigeria,primarily to make babies and let the guys discharge as quickly as possible.

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Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by mrofficial(m): 4:05pm On Oct 25, 2014
But the same Seun that is said to be an atheist censored Orgäsm and replaced it with "Heavenly feeling."

Does Seun believe in Heaven? Has he been there before? How come he knows what heaven is like, and have similarity with Orgäsm?

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Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Nobody: 4:08pm On Oct 25, 2014
Warris this? undecided
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by redsun(m): 4:09pm On Oct 25, 2014
mrofficial:
But the same Seun that is said to be an atheist censored Orgäsm and replaced it with "Heavenly feeling."

Does Seun believe in Heaven? Has he been there before? How come he knows what heaven is like, and have similarity with Orgäsm?


Heaven is on earth. And it is nothing but the joy of the heart.

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Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Nobody: 4:12pm On Oct 25, 2014
grin cheesy grin u only feel d heavenly feelin Wen d right man hit d right spot at d right time
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Bugatie(m): 4:15pm On Oct 25, 2014
Imagine trophy,,,
This is the kinda award you get and refuse to take it home

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Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Nobody: 4:16pm On Oct 25, 2014
berem:
Please what is the meaning of *Heavenly Feeling"?


Heavenly feeling is the explicable sweet and awesome sensation you got/experienced the other day he rocked your honey pot. tongue

Op! Where's ur sauce? can't eat this stuff without the sauce.

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Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by redsun(m): 4:17pm On Oct 25, 2014
Nobleval:
your hubby has not been working hard shocked shocked He need to work harder smiley

She probably need to become a lesbian to know how it feels to get there. Most Nigerian men are ready to work that hard to get them there.
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Nobody: 4:22pm On Oct 25, 2014
Nobleval:
your hubby has not been working hard shocked shocked He need to work harder smiley
ok
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Nobody: 5:30pm On Oct 25, 2014
Bugatie:
Imagine trophy,,,
This is the kinda award you get and refuse to take it home
cheesy
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Tallesty1(m): 5:32pm On Oct 25, 2014
Our own is always different
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by mrofficial(m): 6:04pm On Oct 25, 2014
redsun:


Heaven is on earth. And it is nothing but the joy of the heart.

Ok.
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by PapiWata: 6:44pm On Oct 25, 2014
redsun:


Most Nigerian women don't feel it because of mutilation, coupled with the fact that men are less concerned about the woman's feeling as soon as they discharge.

Typically, women are just logs in bed in Nigeria,primarily to make babies and let the guys discharge as quickly as possible.

So, in summary, Redsun, can we presume that you are an unrepentant board-certified muff diver who refuses to disengage until your woman has achieved Nirvana multiple times ?

You naughty, naughty boy, you, for FAILING to adopt the Nigerian bedroom modality of wham-bam-thank-you-m'am, in which the very concept of pleasure for the female participant is an alien one.

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Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Pennywise(m): 6:49pm On Oct 25, 2014
berem:
Please what is the meaning of *Heavenly Feeling"?


Maybe seun can tell us because heavenly feeling doesnt quite describe an orga sm.
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Nobody: 6:55pm On Oct 25, 2014
Pennywise:


Maybe seun can tell us because heavenly feeling doesnt quite describe an orga sm.
God bless you jare! I know what orgassm is but I do not know what heavenly feeling is.
Heavenly Feeling is associated with religion and not sex.
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by anonimi: 7:50pm On Oct 25, 2014
berem:
God bless you jare! I know what orgassm is but I do not know what heavenly feeling is.
Heavenly Feeling is associated with religion and not sex.

Any chance to describe smiley
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Nobody: 7:54pm On Oct 25, 2014
anonimi:


Any chance to describe smiley
go and ask your wife or girlfriend. She knows better except she is frigid.
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by anonimi: 7:56pm On Oct 25, 2014
berem:
go and ask your wife or girlfriend. She knows better except she is rigid.

I am a reverend father - no gf, no wifey smiley
Might use it for preaching tomorrow grin
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by itstpia1: 7:56pm On Oct 25, 2014
frigid.
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by itstpia1: 7:58pm On Oct 25, 2014
@ topic


i should come up with my own guinness book of world records soon, that na one dey trend these days.


will conduct research on nigerians and nigeria and let you know my findings.
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by itstpia1: 7:59pm On Oct 25, 2014
anonimi:


I am a reverend father - no gf, no wifey smiley
Might use it for preaching tomorrow grin


its not called preaching dear.
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by anonimi: 8:01pm On Oct 25, 2014
itstpia1:


its not called preaching dear.

abeg na wetin dem dey call am..........very willing to learn.
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Ethereal0110(f): 8:02pm On Oct 25, 2014
Just passing by,
Re: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Nobody: 8:03pm On Oct 25, 2014
anonimi:


I am a reverend father - no gf, no wifey smiley
Might use it for preaching tomorrow grin
a reverend father? Sorry for you! grin

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