og2711:


I can almost say for sure you went to Uniben. What saved me was the fact that i had PS in my room. Even with that i dey frequent common room d-i-e..

Common room kings...Cyril dem..
Na hall 3 I bin de..always slpn on common room chairs..beg bug feast on me choi

I bought textbook for an elective that wasn't gonna add to my GP

I took my mothers advise?

i made ten photocopies of my Waec and Neco scratch cards all becoz of Uniben and their wahala

always goin abt wit ma big handbag so ma file cud enta it nd copyin notes like say then they give award for am

Being a fresher, i jotted and copied more than 70% of my notes in retrogaphy. (writing english backwards it can be read using a mirror) so anyone sitting close to me and even my friends couldn't lend my notes to photocopy and it was not stolen too since I was the only that could read it. Trouble came one day when we submitted our notes but mine was not returned! I went to the lecturer to retrieve my notebook and he asked me if I was a cultist! The mirror writing brought me fame anywhere I went to because, to them it was a mysterious way of writing. *i laugh whenever I see the notes*

OjeriakhiVictor:

Common room kings...Cyril dem..
Na hall 3 I bin de..always slpn on common room chairs..beg bug feast on me choi

see hall 3 bois then... na hall 4 I dae that yr, because that is where things happen... Great Uniben

really

missyhorlah:
I bought textbook for an elective that wasn't gonna add to my GP

checked ur pix... U stay in moremi...great Ife... Wot dept u in btw

buchito1:
Hope u know u would fùck one day in school?

Buahahahaha....look at this funny guy o,why are you telling her na.

Staring at girls until they took their eyes away..was actually tryna build ma confidence...until one pretty girl yabbed me....since den ive stopped staring at these "necessary evulz"

Soneh:

LOL
no be me do am o,na one of my course mate,even self becos of dat na him make wey we still dey call d guy laminator

its a lie,na you laminate the time table jare.

hbpeze:
Well I did not go to lectures for a month,flexed around in my discussion continua,bleeped the most beautiful girl in houdegbe and some careless female lecturers in school.till one day I was in a party n I saw my sister being rocked by another guy wen I accosted d guy he said shebi na u wey dey flex oda pple gals n mums now person dey with ur sister u dy complain.since den na books dey ma head.I av since returned d car back to naija ooo..I no even dey do galfriends cus they are dull in d brain

You can lie for Africa. .... amateur!

i didn't do much in my 1st year except reading like crazy but my 200 level was fun: i wrote exams for a lady in parttime and was caught because i submitted b4 time cos i knew d course so well, it took the intervention of the courserep who said he knew me (he sat close to me in the remaining papers as his reward)
interestingly i used the money i got to buy designers wear.
My coursemates were surprised as to how the then poor guy got all the money.
I also ran 4 an election in my hall and won. That was the fun cause i never knew that i can talk.
I'm entering my final year and a futoite though

lekahm:
My friend and I cooked a pot of rice, after consuming that we looked at eachothers face boiled another 1 immediately.

my kinda roomie

abudenor:
Struggling to register for courses in GREAT IFE and trying to decode lecture venues like ODLT,white house, spider house,AUD1&2,HLT, attending multiple tutorials&struggling for seat. Also going to the library with plenty books only to sleep for hours then continue in lecture theatre thenb heading bqack to the hostel&roommates shouting"ewe!ewe!!ewe!!!". Stared at a fine babe then but couldn't talk to her that she seemed to realize and asked me why I was staring. #NoLiverThen

BOOA, BOÖB, BOOC, Chemistry Oven and Physics Oven.

Hmm...mouth sealed i stil wan start skul dis week

Dayjhihannon01:
tell me sumtin

OK its a long story bro...

butanep:
No wonder because this school is not in JAMB brochure.

u mean OOU is not in d brochure ??

missyhorlah:
I bought textbook for an elective that wasn't gonna add to my GP

You must be a student/graduate of OAU, Ile-Ife? That is the only school I know where "special electiive" (called GNS in other schools) don't add to one's CGPA, but you must pass 12 units before graduation.

NmaGOD44:
hmmmmm...mek I shine my eye wella deh read everything so dat I will know how to behave wen I start school

chai sorry, jamb still de flog you koboko. It is well

killercute16:
its a lie,na you laminate the time table jare.

haba! i'm smarter than that ,can you imagine the mumu guy made Photocopy at the rate of #10 laminated it at the rate of #100 and was selling it at the rate of #100 to other mumu students

yoged:
better by far. Chaiiiii. LT1 to SLT things. God bless my late friend Tayo for always keeping space for me.

Yeah waiting in a long queue to get to sanrab was hell annoying too. Calling "tanke sir" late at night and expecting a lecturer to pick me up was one of the funniest thing I did too. What department were u and what year did u finish ?

akinsadeez:
Hmmmm. fresher days. One crazy thing I know we did was running all the way from BLT to LT4. we always had one lecture in BLT at the end of which our next lecture was in LT4 which could only seat half of the class at once.
immediately the BLT lecture ended you would see 100 level students in a full blown sprint all the way from BLT down to LT4. If you were a spectator you go think sey na olympic event we dey do. All manner and styles of running. it was always a very funny site Cuz we were so many. Some other students often thought there was something bad happening and would have joined us in the race before realizing we were just trying to get a seat in anoda class.


Another thing was keeping of space. It was so rampant in 100 level. Imagine a guy getting to class, seating down and then distributing about 6 notes on empty seats to keep space for his Padis who were still in hostel.
There was a day I almost fought with a girl over that thing. We both entered a literature class at the same time and luckily there were just two empty seats left at the back. We both headed for the seats but she was in front of me. This girl sat on one of the seats, and just as I was about to sit on the remaining seat she quickly retrieved a note from her bag, and dropped on the empty seat telling me her friend is there.
Omo, I saw red. So I go come stand thru out because she placed one stupid book on the seat. As gentle as I am I almost resorted to blowing the girl Cuz she insisted that I should stand up. When the supposed friend came the issue worsened.


Chai... those days were fun sha

u no fit push the girl. i dy shy, but if na me. that shyness must cômot. i go push her and d silly book aside.
na so one babe for sch try do am. we dy hustle for bus, the gal enter, i wan enter my own. na em this gal carry em bag drop, dy tel me say "someone is here". i no talk, i just hiss, cum use force commot the bag.

Arva:

Yeah waiting in a long queue to get to sanrab was hell annoying too. Calling "tanke sir" late at night and expecting a lecturer to pick me up was one of the funniest thing I did too. What department were u and what year did u finish ?

chemistry department. And u

i need a job onboard a ship, studied marine engineering. Have my stcw 95,medical n discharge book ready. Momlilyseyi@ gmail.com or 08023373302Thanks

carrying drawing board up n down tinkin it was big boys way,never knew I was seen as a jambito. chaa!

I solved Maths unknowingly on my very precious Admission Letter barely a wk after issued.

Engine Boiz practically use anytin beside dem even tissue paper to solve maths durin dose Jambito daiz.