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9 Cars I Would Never Drive by Nobody: 1:23pm On Oct 31, 2014
Maybach Exelero

This car has 700 horsepower and goes 0-60mph in
4.4 seconds! Wait... a $30,000 Subaru WRX STi can do
0-60mph in about that time? Ok. And how much is
the Maybach Exelero? Oh, it's worth over $8,000,000.
Wait...that car is 8 MILLION dollars!? What the hell?
Is the car made out of diamonds? Does it run on
cocaine? Are the seats made out of whale p enis skin?
I DON'T GET IT!!!

Re: 9 Cars I Would Never Drive by Nobody:
Peel P50

This is a great car... If you're Verne Troyer.

Any Minivan

It is scientifically proven that when you jump into the
driver's seat of a minivan, your coolness levels drop
by about 52%. Coolness levels drop even further
than that if you're playing the newest Barbie movie
for your kids in the back seat.

Re: 9 Cars I Would Never Drive by Nobody:
Bugatti Veyron

This car is worth around 2 million dollars! If I'm
going to pay 2 million dollars for a car, it better be
the best looking, fastest, coolest car on the road.
And it better come with Megan Fox in the passenger
seat. Unfortunately, it's pretty damn ugly and hot
brainless actresses are not included. The Bugatti
Veyron is an amazing technical achievement, but
then again, so was the Segway scooter.

Re: 9 Cars I Would Never Drive by Nobody: 2:04pm On Oct 31, 2014
Top Gear Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust

The geniuses over at "Top Gear" decided to make a
car that would trump the prius. So they hand built
their own hybrid vehicle. The following video is a
hilarious professional review of the car.

Re: 9 Cars I Would Never Drive by Nobody: 2:17pm On Oct 31, 2014
Citroen 2CV

Look at this thing. It's like a Volkswagen Beetle with
Down's Syndrome. I would push my head into a
meat grinder before anyone saw me driving in this
thing.

Re: 9 Cars I Would Never Drive by Nobody:
Ford Pinto

Due to faulty design, the Ford Pinto gained a horrible
reputation for exploding into a fireball upon rear-
end collisions. Ford allegedly knew of the problem,
but figured that it would be cheaper to pay off
possible lawsuits for resulting deaths than make a
redesign.


Volkswagen Thing

It was so ugly looking that they couldn't even give it a
proper name. I think Vomit-Inducing Train Wreck
would have been a more suitable name, dontchya'
think?


Anything from "love-vendor My Ride" -
Example: AMC Pacer

I actually know a guy who owned this car for a short
while. He bought the car kind of as a joke, realized
how seriously horrible it was, and sold it as soon as
he could.
The guy who bought the car from him probably
looked something like this:


http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/9-cars-i-would-never-drive

Re: 9 Cars I Would Never Drive by abatically(m):
b1327:
Maybach Exelero

This car has 700 horsepower and goes 0-60mph in
4.4 seconds! Wait... a $30,000 Subaru WRX STi can do
0-60mph in about that time? Ok. And how much is
the Maybach Exelero? Oh, it's worth over $8,000,000.
Wait...that car is 8 MILLION dollars!? What the hell?
Is the car made out of diamonds? Does it run on
cocaine? Are the seats made out of whale p enis skin?
I DON'T GET IT!!!
Fixed...

Anyway, the maybach exelero is not any car u can just go to the car lot and buy. It is a specially made one off design built car. It is custom made and that is why is is so expensive because only one of it was built.
Re: 9 Cars I Would Never Drive by Nobody: 7:45pm On Oct 31, 2014
abatically:
Op, u should at least post a link to the source of ur article. It is not a crime to copy and paste a whole article, but at least reference the original source. Sometimes this kind of copyright infringement can bring down a whole website.

Anyway, the maybach exelero is not any car u can just go to the car lot and buy. It is a specially made one off design built car. It is custom made and that is why is is so expensive because only one of it was built.
am going to add the source. About the maybach micheal jackson was the 2nd owner after is death I think the expensive toy is own by either jay z or birdman.
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