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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 11:46pm On Nov 09, 2014

Nimen:

how many bottles of alomo have u downed?
Drizzytee... Your punch line maketh sense

lol...as the eyes see, the tongue sayeth

modified #I'm first on a new page today! yuppie!!

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by KingTom(m): 11:47pm On Nov 09, 2014

missberrypop5:
Thanks, Female?

Bia you no dey sleep?

I tire for you o, see as my phone dey make noise cry

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nimen(m): 11:48pm On Nov 09, 2014

drizzytee:

Lmao...now as e b, me and u dey act film wey for inside d film dem dey act another film..
so so creepy...

lol e creepy die... Mek ah change chair abeg

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 11:49pm On Nov 09, 2014

chilledbarbie:
Oh my i didnt pay homage like mesoade said i'm sorry all kulkatty i like her but always saying yabaleft dont know what that means abel14 benromeo39 pweetyz kelvins favourite abel14 gbemioo and rest

hello, sweetling. How are you?

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chilledbarbie(f): 11:55pm On Nov 09, 2014

benromeo39:
hello, sweetling. How are you?

I'm good boo wbu

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 11:55pm On Nov 09, 2014

missberrypop5:
Thanks, Female?

yeah.

.....for now! wink

my compliment freaked u out right? cos u thought it was coming from a lady.

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 11:58pm On Nov 09, 2014

Nimen:

lol e creepy die... Mek ah change chair abeg

hehe me too

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 12:03am On Nov 10, 2014

chilledbarbie uve got mail

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 12:07am On Nov 10, 2014

chilledbarbie:

I'm good boo wbu

I'm doing good. Welcome to the family, how long were you observing as a guest?

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chilledbarbie(f): 12:15am On Nov 10, 2014

benromeo39:
I'm doing good. Welcome to the family, how long were you observing as a guest?

Actually i cant remember but its been a while

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 12:20am On Nov 10, 2014

chilledbarbie:

Actually i cant remember but its been a while

well, I saw that u were admitted for sociology.

You should have registered when the list came out, you missed out on the e-party.

Well, lemme cut straight to the chase, you on bbm or whatsapp? It would be awesome if we could chat in private.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chilledbarbie(f): 12:31am On Nov 10, 2014

benromeo39:
well, I saw that u were admitted for sociology.

You should have registered when the list came out, you missed out on the e-party.

Well, lemme cut straight to the chase, you on bbm or whatsapp? It would be awesome if we could chat in private.

lol i guess i'm not late

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 12:43am On Nov 10, 2014

chilledbarbie:

lol i guess i'm not late

lol, you wanna throw a party for yourself?

Btw, you skipped my question.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chilledbarbie(f): 12:47am On Nov 10, 2014

benromeo39:
lol, you wanna throw a party for yourself?

Btw, you skipped my question.

follow and mail me

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 12:57am On Nov 10, 2014

chilledbarbie:

follow and mail me

Lol, Aiit.

You have to be following back before I can get through to you.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 1:16am On Nov 10, 2014

chilledbarbie:

follow and mail me

sent.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 2:54am On Nov 10, 2014

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by pweetyz(f): 3:28am On Nov 10, 2014

ehhh..whats this ..went to bed at page 708..woke up at 3 and met page 716...
bdw..kelvindim kelvindim kelvindim..how many times did i call you eh?..who is chilledbarbie...you are cheating on me shey..you've left me for someone else..i've got no words :-/..
Our nigga turned pastor and back to nigga nedrizzy..hope navvys 16 cars offer still stands?..tell him to divorce those his wives woh cos i practice polyandry and not polygamy..tell him to contact me after the divorce
chilledbarbie..welcome on board..we've got beef though..you just stole one of my huabands..now i'm left with less ..shey you're neldrizzys course mate..lucky you..you're in perfect hands..be careful though or he'd start inviting you to prayer sessions at a place called "love gutter"

my super cute benromeo39..for you flirting is allowed cos i know say we plenty

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by pweetyz(f): 3:37am On Nov 10, 2014

Navvy's brother from another mother dwizzed..i'm so sorry for not officially welcoming you here..i actually did buh the stupid network that steals almost all my posts was present at the time and i was too lazy to re-type..hope i'm forgiven..bdw..what course were you admitted to study..i'm also searching for a new hubby since kelvindim left me so was wondering if you're interested ..trust me you won't regret it..i'd give you 8 cars out of the 16 navvy would get me..

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by pweetyz(f): 3:54am On Nov 10, 2014

ojingbe:
Question of the day? To the ladies

You take of your natural eyebrows and then use pencil to paint it back again.. What the fucck are you doing

hehe..hillarious you..good question though..the natural brows isn't taken off..the natural brows is trimmed and the proper stuff to use is a brow-filler not an eye-pencil..some people do completely take off their brows though and eye-pencil is an alternative for brow fille
back to the question..this is done to attain a more perfect and balanced look cos bushy brows can be a huge turn-off..bdw..guys get their brows trimmed and lined too..difference is they don't use eye-pencil or brow-fillers..so permit me to re-direct the question back to you..why do guys get their brows lined then put 2 slashes (/) in them

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by pweetyz(f): 4:19am On Nov 10, 2014

Jennimma:
thank you so much guys....if u didnt see your name in my speech,please forgive. love you always

..our very own queen jennimma..you're highly welcome..just go back to your throne and relax while we produce the perfect king for you..
bdw....why are you doing the talking..where is kulkatty..oya leave naruto and come here now..*pulls her ears*from today onwards?you do the talking for the queen okwa ya..anything she wants to say should be whispered to you then you pass the message..i don't want her to stress her lovely voice *leaves her ears and immediately goes behind queen jennimma for protection*

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Bennyberry(m): 4:35am On Nov 10, 2014

Hmmm.bn a guest for over 6months.na wa sha,greetings to u all

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by pweetyz(f): 4:47am On Nov 10, 2014

chilledbarbie:
Oh my i didnt pay homage like mesoade said i'm sorry all kulkatty i like her but always saying yabaleft dont know what that means abel14 benromeo39 pweetyz kelvins favourite abel14 gbemioo and rest

she did not even pay homage to the main ogas at the top..)you are mentioning us learners..well..the real bosses and niggas to pay homage to are our ogas ojingbe ,efedua,Godwin10,naijaboiy(our future master nairaland)itsAaliyah,maverick,chizzy94etc..theses are the ones i can remember cos most of our ogas are occupied with school squabbles and would only come back to guide us during the clearance

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by pweetyz(f): 4:55am On Nov 10, 2014

Bennyberry:
Hmmm.bn a guest for over 6months.na wa sha,greetings to u all

yay!! ..i'm the first to welcome bennyberry..you're welcome sweetie..bdw 6 months ni..what kept you from joining a long time ago :-/..
well are you a uniben fresher or student

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Zellie: 5:01am On Nov 10, 2014

chizzy94:
You were created first first for a whole lot of reasons. Y'all were created bosses, females were created from your own rib. I am not saying you ain't gotta have anything to do with them females but I hope y'all stop selling cheap and play the role of bosses valiantly

What?! This is like the dumbest post ever. I'm sure you think you're making sense but you're not, AT ALL.

What has the order of creation got to do with who's boss and who's not. Your logic is skewed neegar. Having a deak doesn't make you boss. Pathetic sexist! angry

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by pweetyz(f): 5:02am On Nov 10, 2014

Wait woh..guest on uniben thread or what cos you've been a member since june

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 5:20am On Nov 10, 2014

pweetyz:
..our very own queen jennimma..you're highly welcome..just go back to your throne and relax while we produce the perfect king for you..
bdw....why are you doing the talking..where is kulkatty..oya leave naruto and come here now..*pulls her ears*from today onwards?you do the talking for the queen okwa ya..anything she wants to say should be whispered to you then you pass the message..i don't want her to stress her lovely voice *leaves her ears and immediately goes behind queen jennimma for protection*

Funny you...lolz

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 5:46am On Nov 10, 2014

Jennimma:

Funny you...lolz

how much did u win.

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 5:53am On Nov 10, 2014

kulkatty:

Beer is known as holy water here bro

Hmm. A guy came here newly, you guys did not welcome him like that. While a girl came and you did the opposite. It izz well

Jennimma congrats jare. At least our votes were not in vain

I Like this your ailment

But I like normalty

You girls are suppose to welcome the guys, I would have done it but theses days are quite tight

When a girl come, the don't evn ask for your help to welcome her

Benromeo39 never disappoints me

Kelvindim,neldrizzy,the other guy
You guys are hilarious

Yo! Kulkatty does your mailing works

Lemme get back to sleep

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:34am On Nov 10, 2014

Zellie:
What?! This is like the dumbest post ever. I'm sure you think you're making sense but you're not, AT ALL.

What has the order of creation got to do with who's boss and who's not. Your logic is skewed neegar. Having a deak doesn't make you boss. Pathetic sexist!

Dude calm,,

The main aim of that epistle was to calm those niggurs down

I'm very sure he supports equality, its just the way he put it,

No need to burn his cable, you could have just told him

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ItsAaliyah: 6:35am On Nov 10, 2014

Zellie:
What?! This is like the dumbest post ever. I'm sure you think you're making sense but you're not, AT ALL.

What has the order of creation got to do with who's boss and who's not. Your logic is skewed neegar. Having a deak doesn't make you boss. Pathetic sexist!

I agree there's a bit of sexism in his post........but he's kinda right. Most guys here go apeshit when a new female moniker introduces herself.

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