Mrfils:
In the end of d movie, when d actor finally catches d boss who killed his wife and son... He drops his gun and requests for a hand to hand, Man to man fight to the death (van Damme sabi dis one ehn)

Lumyboi:


Lmao. And the bad guy go always beat am well. Till one thing go sha happen like one sharp rod appear Frm somewhere to hit d bad guy, Or e remember as d guy shoot em wife

LastOkpaBender:
Hollywood: The protagonist always has a best friend who is less attractive than him/her.

If you punch a shark, it will let you ride it.

A bullet can send a man flying like a UFO.

Btw lol at the third rule, it's actually called inverse ninja strenght or principle of evil marksmanship. It states that:
Wetin this OkpaBender dey yarn? You be Maths teacher?
When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas. Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength

source: urban dictionary

rafhell:
Nollywood has taught us that There are too many kings in igbo land.

Geeblaze4:
A bomb blast sends a man flying high and lands on the ground without getting hurt only for his face to get dark with soot,in a game,only a team scores until a few seconds to the end of the game,the team that lags behind Wins with only a shot...a girl willingly sleeps with a vampire and allows herself to be bitten with no fears all in the name of love.true blood#

Wisegeek01:
You can neva separate Bollywood and dancing. ..
Imagine armed robbers dancing before a robbery operation in a Bank*