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Tayo, Uti and Geraldine are the only Nigerian housemates who can't dance for shhiitt!

yiwal:
Even the toilet has cameras... Every area of the house does, she is trying to hypnotize them into having sex once they are tipsy by getting them hornnnny now. ...I know that, that's my specialty. How many people have I seduced when they are drunk? Many

You like ugly women... Why do you have such a poor taste in women?

Reincarnated:
Whats your real moniker? And yh last bba was during the summer i did not have a job + i was on break from school so na idle hand tinzz then.. but this season con land for middle of semester where tinz dey already hectic so i jus dey shuffle between work, school and other things. I try to pop in when i can tho, like now

Alright work hard in skl kid.

PROFESORlabamba:
yeye boy, dem send you to me abi?, you go run for like one year, come back dey shook me yarns, I go slap you oh.

btw, , the number of alphabet was more than the one allowed, so I had to remove one "s".

Haba u too dey exaggerate.

Daniel na u be dis? why you dey always use professor for all your alternate monikers?

GoodGirl2:
You can get a "good boy" and make him "bad". Besides, they do EVERYTHING you want them to do behind closed doors.

I have that already

yiwal:
Alright work hard in skl kid.

ahn stop that rough play

Tayo cannot dance but has enough swag to mask his shortcomings... Melvin on the other hand the less said about that guy the better.Melvin is the worst dancer in my opinion.

Ytjukutja Ytjukutja!!

Goitse worst dressed as usual

lumeviewscom:
You like ugly women... Why do you have such a poor taste in women?

LMFAO

Reincarnated:
ahn stop that rough play

17 year old dey call you kid , kai, see finish.

Psychedelia:
Over the past 5 days that I quietly used any little spare time on my hands to catch minor bits and pieces of the show, I've managed to develop my top 3 and bottom 3 housemates lists. Please note that this list is still subject to change as the days go by.

Favorites:
1. Idris
2. Esther
3. Tayo

Least Favorites:
1. Frankie
2. Ella
3. Trezagah

That's for now. I'm still analysing the personalities of the other housemates, and all that would be for the coming week.

Psychedelia:
Lists updated.

Favorites:
1. Tayo
2. Idris
3. Sheillah

Least Favorites:
1. Alusa
2. JJ
3. Sipe

Lists updated.

Favorites:
1. Tayo
2. Trezagah
3. Sheillah

Least Favorites:
1. Samantha
2. Mr. 265
3. Nhlanhla

Idris has really fallen off. Damn.

yiwal:
Who is the stupid mofo interrupting my update with a long epistle ?obviously a crack head
Sighs and works away( ozuai)

Una bromance don start shay. ..Wokay o!!

Reincarnated:
ahn stop that rough play

You really loved maria back then ,funny enough I the one who hated her got her mobile nu first and now we are whatsapp buddies .....isn't life funny?

Reincarnated:
Haba u too dey exaggerate.

Daniel na u be dis? why you dey always use professor for all your alternate monikers?

probably, because I am a professor.. a real professor

spade:
Lists updated.

Favorites:
1. Tayo
2. Trezagah
3. Sheillah

Least Favorites:
1. Samantha
2. Mr. 265
3. Nhlanhla

Idris has really fallen off. Damn.

No one really cares,neither you nor your stuupid list is relevant.

This DJ dry joor and its not even funny but as usual Tayo hopping along to the beat

spade:
Prior to the entrance of the celebrity guest, Tayo had told the other housemates he knew Desmond from way back, but Mr. 265 didn't believe him. He muttered something in a mocking tone: "Someone said Desmond Elliot is their friend. Well, we shall see how well they know each other today."

So did Desmond show him love when they met?

yiwal:
Melvin looks like something from a bad comic book.

nne, pls wat exactly do u hav against melvin!

yiwal:
No one really cares,neither you nor your stuupid list is relevant.

Keep venting over the fact that your pictures have been exposed for everyone to see.
I'm really enjoying this

PROFESORlabamba:
17 year old dey call you kid , kai, see finish.

Lmao. Imagine. Na so I clean eye con double check if the message was actually directed at me.

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Abeg Forkadict, u fit show face now make i see your picture? I go dey online for a while today.

HERROYALFINEST:
nne, pls wat exactly do u hav against melvin!

Melvin refused to follow him back on twitter..

PROFESORlabamba:
17 year old dey call you kid , kai, see finish.

Who is 17

PROFESORlabamba:
probably, because I am a professor.. a real professor

In what?

WORLDPEACE:
So did Desmond show him love when they met?

Yes. He greeted him in the usual Naija way. "Hey, my guy! See as you don dey fat oh" - You know, as informal as it could get.
Of course, a closeup of Mr. 265's face would have made my day.

Reincarnated:
In what?

ask in the next five years, I will have an answer for you then.

Tayo always on point.

spade:
Keep venting over the fact that your pictures have been exposed for everyone to see.
I'm really enjoying this

A picture of a very hot guy and extremely beautiful girl? Who in the world can be ashamed of that?
Just stop stating your opinion like it is a gospel ,you are very irrelevant both in this page and outside of it .....so rearrange your list a hundred times it won't affect even 1 percent of the voting population.
YOU ARE A NOBODY.

yiwal:
Who is 17

chichi, how many times I don warn you say make you no dey quote me?.. tell me what you want to tell me, but no dey quote me.

yiwal:
You really loved maria back then ,funny enough I the one who hated her got her mobile nu first and now we are whatsapp buddies .....isn't life funny?

Oh, so na u be decantin... Last time i logged in, I saw your long asssss post about me dissing Dillish. Lol.. And yh, I still like Maria but cuz I supported her back then doesn't mean that after the show, I cared about getting her contact info. What good will that do me when we are in 2 different continents but good for you tho. extend my greetings to her.

Thot Goitse was a pro dancer?

worst party of the century.

spade:
Yes. He greeted him in the usual Naija way. "Hey, my guy! See as you don dey fat oh" - You know, as informal as it could get.
Of course, a closeup of Mr. 265's face would have made my day.

The camera didn't even show Mr 265's face then ,have you also added lying in your list of vices...if I remember correctly all the housemates were standing in turns waiting to be shake Desmond.
The need to add gross exaggeration and pinch of salt just to sell a story.
Some people truly have no shame.