₦airaland Forum

ShortPistolZA:
lol @ no one can steal her shine. Reminds me of one post I saw on FB about her. Someone said her nose is so shiny, it's like she puts Cobra floor polish on it.

Kikikikiki ...but why are you fighting with my guy fork addict? it does not suit you both.

yiwaldecanta:
Stop it already, you know short pistol is a woman, I didn't expect such from you.

Alright dude.

But since she's your bestie, please tell her not to insult me. All I did was to critique her antagonistsic post on Denzel. And she came all out guns blazing and venom spewing with all sorts of insults.

Sheila says elikem has been in her case, but she is happy that she was able to handle him, she will keep being the boss Lady in the house, she said the ex housemates are here to displace them, that the ex housemates tell them they are boring. she says all she sees are greedy people, and drama queens. she says she likes sulu, he is real, she says most of the real hotshots housemates will soon crack, the ex housemates have been pushing buttons. she said tayo might crack (who ask her?), she said sipe and Ella are cracking already.

forkadict:
(1) You knew it was empty and you embarked on it? Id.iot.
(2) Just like i'm done with yours f.ool
(3) Ko ni da fun e. (I got my local language too)

Add unoriginal too. Do you have to mimick everything I say or are you having an identity crisis as a parrot? Shoo, Polly the parrot

yiwaldecanta:
Natasha is a born entertainer, it is a shame that her dislike for Beverly made Nigerians drive her out of the show .. .....I hope she comes back for all stars.

yiwaldecanta:
I don't get it,I thought you and dannyxy are the same person?

lmao, figure it out, you are smart, figure it out.

ShortPistolZA:
Add unoriginal too (1). Do you have to mimick everything I say or are you having an identity crisis as a parrot (2)? Shoo, Polly the parrot (3)

(1) Add id.iotic to your list too.
(2) Nope, you are the one having an identity crisis by hallucinating and thus feeling like a psychoanalytic criminologist.
(3) Shoo, hallu, the hallucinator.

yiwaldecanta:
Kikikikiki ...but why are you fighting with my guy fork addict? it does not suit you both.

He's the one that started with the snark by nit-picking at my post about Denzel, his boy crush. Anyway, I don't do long arguments, so I'm done with him because he is boring too on top of all his other online traits.

20 housemates? na lie, iro, I Will update interesting diary sessions alone, I no get that time..

forkadict:
I guess he's just soooo happy to see him and he's willing to make his stay a comfortable one. so if you call that 'worshipping' then its your piece of cake. I call it hospitality. Even tho I heard him tell Uti yesterday that he will do anything for him in the house that he'll fetch water for him amongst other things. I was like wtf!

Fork this guys are buddies. Its like having your friend visiting your home, you will do anything to make him comfortable. Besides I think their friendship dates way back. But that's how we roll here na. Respect begat respect.

forkadict:
(1) Add id.iotic to your list too.
(2) Nope, you are the one having an identity crisis by hallucinating and thus feeling like a psychoanalytic criminologist.
(3) Shoo, hallu, the hallucinator.

Point form doesn't make you less of a photocopier machine, Polly. Kwaaa.

Adios coño

miss p says she is enjoying her vacation , she says she wants to pick on nhkahka.
uti, luclay and leo will help her.

Dude chill. He said that last night… "shey make I fetch water for una?".

forkadict:
LMFAO @ you didnt watch last night.

So when did Tayo make that statement that he will fetch water for Uti. This afternoon?

FYI. I watched every bit of it. From their entering the house, the macky 2 yawa, the Miss peo-Sheila-Ndanda yawa, the Ndanda-Denzel yawa, the dance routine which involved Uti Elikem Vimbai with tayo drumming. Everything till 11;30pm.

So pl-e-a-se.

ShortPistolZA:
He's the one that started with the snark by nit-picking at my post about Denzel, his boy crush (1). Anyway, I don't do long arguments (2), so I'm done with him because he is boring too on top of all his other online traits (3).

(1) I didnt nit-pick. i only asked you to quit acting like a psychoanalytical criminologist. Thats all.
(2) I dont neither. This sheet can either stop or persist. Your pick.
(3) kikikikikiki. Basket mouth of nairaland. i won't watch your show even if i'll get paid.

aereec:
Dude chill. He said that last night… "shey make I fetch water for una?".

Excuse me? Your point?

Chiazalam1:
Fork this guys are buddies. Its like having your friend visiting your home, you will do anything to make him comfortable. Besides I think their friendship dates way back. But that's how we roll here na. Respect begat respect.

Yeah. i guess.

Ksslib:
Lol.

Besides, Iam guessing those words are in igbo right? . Trfanslation

Yea igbo...means the meat done buh still remain small

ShortPistolZA:
Point form doesn't make you less of a photocopier machine (1), Polly. Kwaaa (2).

Adios coño (3)

(1) Doesnt make you a 'Nobel prize winner' in the art of flaming either.
(2) Hallu kwaaa.
(3) Bye Beach.

OMG, they are talking star signs & Crazy Lu is also an Aquarius. I knew there was a reason I loved him. AQUARIUS representin. Woot, woot!!

Vimbai, Uti and Miss P concoct another plan to
come between Sheillah and Nhlanhla at the sofa.....

Hum
last night show isn't enough for them
I see that miss P want to get so close to Sheila before she strikes

the plot thickens

Where is ochon

Uti making perfect sense.....I love that guy.

just got this from facebook

Nhlanhla can't even show love to luclay ..sies
man..the ego will take him out of the game





hahahaha

Lu Clay also calling Denzel a weirdo

Uti explained perfectly,

A lot of it is cultural shock, we have many big personalities like Tayo in Nigeria and most of us are loud. But the others can't handle it, also Tayo needs to let things stop getting to him so easily . He is a rebel without cause whereas he Uti was a rebel with cause as he was playing mind games in his time.

Luclay saysUti is a wonderful guy, Denzel is a bit of a weirdo

uti's dairy session making sense.

I will update

So Luclay rolls with Ateke Tom

Hmmm

Make e take am easy o

No wonder he now speaks pidgin

ShortPistolZA:
Lu Clay also calling Denzel a weirdo

Are the fake housemates supposed to be assessing one another or the real housemates

I thot the whole charade was about the real housemates.

Uti: He understands tayo bc they are from Nig and being loud is nomal to them but Tayo needs to know when to stop

LUCLAY - i don't want to be pushed... but i have someone in checks , but when am pushed i will UNLEASH!!!

uti- the housemates are scared, even those forming James bond, and being snobbish, most of them are scared. he is relaxed in the house as he has nothing to loose. there are things he wouldn't have tolerated if he were in for the money. he says, he is feeling like an uncle, picking on the housemates is fun.
he says tayo is a naija boy, they were friends before he entered the house, he said before he(tayo) entered the house they talked, he said the only problem with tayo is that he lets things get to him easily, he said tayo has been doing well, but the housemates killed his(tayo) spirit too early in the game, he is suffering, he wants to let go and be himself, but housemates takes things to seriously, they are too uptight, he says tayo has a big, strong, and domineering personality, which is the Nigerian spirit, he say he puts himself in other housemates shoes and sees why they gang up against him. he says tayo reminds him of himself, he was a rebel too, but he was a rebel with a cause, he says tayo is the last standing lively person in the house, and he is having fun.