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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 8:34pm On Nov 23, 2014
007Bruce:
shutup jarr!!! Did i quote your post?
You dnt need to....tie your thumb,you musnt type about everything...tsw.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 8:41pm On Nov 23, 2014
Gladyys:
You dnt need to....tie your thumb,you musnt type about everything...tsw.
wow
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 8:44pm On Nov 23, 2014
Emaprince:
give me your mail...but if Ibime wants us to post 2morrow,I won't mind sef.
mikuzezeala@gmail.com
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Emaprince: 8:47pm On Nov 23, 2014
E be like say na tomorrow this brawl go hold
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by captainflash(m): 9:07pm On Nov 23, 2014
Geoxpress:
I and illness' first battle was a tie. .we had a rematch nd he won,so its only reasonable dt we av anoda rematch. .

And yes,hw many bars?
the same "20lines''
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Geoxpress(m): 11:04pm On Nov 23, 2014
captainflash:
the same "20lines''
K,we post Tuesday eve...
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:17pm On Nov 23, 2014
Fight III: Teddybiyas Vs Warriblood \**/by WARRIBLOOD(m):7:18amOnJul 26
I got dem all askin
Is teddybiyas dead//
i guess not yet//
she cant leave dis earth//
not until she pay her debt//shes been holdin 'DiDo'...teddy been living on LIFE 4 RENT//
dis bit.ch thought here is england//where women are allowed to beat man//
try it in dis town//
you be forced to eat sand//
tied n flog b4 been banned//
truth be told i got no problem wit teddybiyas but my DICK DO//
wonderin why i got erecition wen she stare at me..cus dat is what her eye SEEK TOO//
SHE knows i aint like coogar who always MILK SOON//
SO SHE tryna get me down there to give her sum LiCK TONE//
teddy begged several times to give me a Bloww Job//
i told her she is behaving childishly she should GROW UP//suddenly she pul my jeans down sucking it like lolipop//
me just smiling...i nor TALK//
na see what ''CUM put HER'' ...like milk sprayed over da screen of my laptop// she complainin why i didnt put it on her BUTTOCKS//
i told her dis aint RED-WAP she should SHUT UP//
lyricaly my flows is hotter dan her Pucsy//
got moni to buy her whole generation..like carlos slim//
she aint Fat..are assx jx big//diferent fracture in her body..so i call her madam Shape Biscuits//
like phyno am from da family of The O Set//
but dis who.re in here.. got no blood group..due to diferent sperm//
she aint black neither fair//scientist still tryna figure out her colour.guess when//
every man desires a decent girl//
who luv him and treat him well//not just a lover but a Friend//
dats why dey always ask to ''MARRY-JUANA'' ur sister//
cus lookin at you..your da true definition of what oyibo calls india herm// MaRIJUANA
funication is da greatest sin in the bible//
cant believe she even fantasize bout phuckin phynO//
teddy thought it was so simple//but my guy told her to ''get out'' in GHOST MODE//
so here is my closer//
my lines already hit you gbosa//
so call ur pupa//
wen be soldier//
him Go still support me..do u Roger//
messi knows am a baller//
in rap am so doper//
talkin bout sex am bader//
cus i do it better//
dan coogar//
includin ur father//
cus am clever//
why you craver//me sit wit justin bieber//
after we ave runtown//
just to discuss ur mata//
he told me to take u downtown// for sum dresser//
before i eat you wit my hammer//so here is da flower//
to take us to da hour//
of phuckin...me got da power//mehn wen i see Toto got me screaming Jehovah//
i nor want again its over
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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:22pm On Nov 23, 2014
Rozzay haffa
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Emaprince: 11:37pm On Nov 23, 2014
grin grin
Warrriblood,why you no take this to ffr na?

Why are you guys posting rap lyrics in chatroom theses days?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 11:52pm On Nov 23, 2014
Damn!! Ema prince is effing D.O.P.E
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 1:58am On Nov 24, 2014
Gladyys:
you don c am?
SO̶̷̩̊͡ who won according to verdicts?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by captainflash(m): 5:34am On Nov 24, 2014
Geoxpress:
K,we post Tuesday eve...
gotoboy, mikus, guykena. .help ur guys create thread piko. .thanks
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 6:42am On Nov 24, 2014
captainflash:
gotoboy, mikus, guykena. .help ur guys create thread piko. .thanks
The part where you put my name, should βε replaced with Krone's, he iss thee Chief Judge.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by vickybash(f): 9:55am On Nov 24, 2014
[quote
author=Limerick post=28197558]smh, was vickybash the only person to
pull a no show stunt. Odikwa nonsense that am hearing frm you guys, nna
nna nor wan give vickybash a break sef. Small tin 'vickybash' wetin do
una? I go change am 4 una o. Naim make the boy run....em sorry, I mean;
naim make the girl run comot for nl nw.[/quote]lols..limerick
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 11:02am On Nov 24, 2014
Ffuck me, why do we count only homophonic puns as wordplay. Any line that has a double meaning is also a wordplay. No?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 11:10am On Nov 24, 2014
I just wan address issue.

for e.g 'I'm a cut above this ppussy like C-section'.

^ Thats not a wordplay?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 11:31am On Nov 24, 2014
vickybash:
lols..limerick
hw fa
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 11:52am On Nov 24, 2014
mikuz:
Ffuck me, why do we count only homophonic puns as wordplay. Any line that has a double meaning is also a wordplay. No?
Α​t a point α​h Wanted to ask this same question with tagged monikers, buh figured out α​h wunt get ᵗᴴᵋ answer coz most of yall mentions is malfunctioning or mayb ᵗᴴᵋ pretending Ω̴̩̩̩̥oƬ to see their mentions
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by captainflash(m): 12:01pm On Nov 24, 2014
gottoboy:
The part where you put my name, should βε replaced with Krone's, he iss thee Chief Judge.
krone. .piko help me and xpress create a thread pls. . Laguna ??
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sosiqdude(m): 12:07pm On Nov 24, 2014
Teddybiyasi we gonna brawl tonight if you are ready mikuz or guykhena will set the thread...

Time 9:00
Today...

Name of the battle...battle of the life,,
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 12:30pm On Nov 24, 2014
gottoboy:
Α t a point α h Wanted to ask this same question with tagged monikers, buh figured out α h wunt get ᵗᴴᵋ answer coz most of yall mentions is malfunctioning or mayb ᵗᴴᵋ pretending Ω̴̩̩̩̥oƬ to see their mentions
Wordplay is a broad subject. I see no reason why only homophonic puns are regarded as wordplays.

99% of the punchlines vets own in this site are based on wordplays.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 12:32pm On Nov 24, 2014
I ll do a write up on it after my battle tomorrow.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 1:19pm On Nov 24, 2014
gottoboy:
SO̶̷̩̊͡ who won according to verdicts?
Regina
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 1:30pm On Nov 24, 2014
2068 topic and 58 mentions. na so I dey important reach? grin
Wrongturn is back and ppl wishing me bad shud fidget now. smf krone! Anambra don develop pass ur jungle bro. Last time I travelled to imo the only building taller than me was the village church, dwarves!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sosiqdude(m): 1:32pm On Nov 24, 2014
Mikuz set the thread please..

Me and teddybiyasi
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 1:40pm On Nov 24, 2014
sosiqdude:
Mikuz set the thread please..

Me and teddybiyasi
Let her confirm this, then I will . . .
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 1:42pm On Nov 24, 2014
Wrongturn:
2068 topic and 58 mentions. na so I dey important reach? grin
Wrongturn is back and ppl wishing me bad shud fidget now. smf krone! Anambra don develop pass ur jungle bro. Last time I travelled to imo the only building taller than me was the village church, dwarves!
Welcome back bro. I want set up a battle between you and Ema Prince. No time.

grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by captainflash(m): 2:05pm On Nov 24, 2014
mikuz:
Let her confirm this, then I will . . .
dnt forget mine vs xpress pls.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 2:12pm On Nov 24, 2014
I do not have a thread to my name,I need 1....who is in?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 2:13pm On Nov 24, 2014
captainflash:
dnt forget mine vs xpress pls.
Accept my call out.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 2:20pm On Nov 24, 2014
mikuz:
Let her confirm this, then I will . . .
create it but the time I ain't specific about
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 2:49pm On Nov 24, 2014
Someone should tell this guy to stop quoting me, why can't he just stay on his lane? Let him avoid me exactly the way I'm avoiding him.

Stay away from anything thats got to do with Mik. Don't even post on my topics. Quit following me from thread to thread. Stop stalking me. My posts on here has got nothing to do with you. Get off me please!!
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