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From smurfs.

Papa Smurf: "What do you sing?"
Smurfette: "I kissed a Smurf and I liked it!

The Expendables 3

Mel Gibson: Yes business is booming right. A chopper here, a missile there, guns, whatever. When suddenly a competitor, if you can call uncle Sam a competitor hires ma own team, burney and the whole gang to whack me. Things got ugly really fast and a lot of people got dead. 3 former brothers in arms. 3 expendables. Our brothers, men we ate with, fought with, bled with, dead. He puts 3 slugs into ma chest thank God for body amor, even I thought I was dead. Then he booked us out with the casualty all dead because you couldn't stay out of ma business.

Mean girls.

Teacher: Do not have sex! cause you will get pregnant and die. LOL

karen: So if you're are africa, why are you white?

We will destroy Gotham, when that is done, when Gotham is in ashes,then you will have my permission to die.- Payne to batman (dark knight rises)

The movie "TROY"



Achilles: Go home, prince. Drink some wine, make love to your wife. Tomorrow, we'll have our war.

Hector: You speak of war as if it's a game. But how many wives wait at Troy's gates for husbands they'll never see again?

Achilles: Perhaps your brother can comfort them. I hear he's good at charming other men's wives.




Messenger Boy: Are the stories true? They say your mother was an immortal godess. They say you can't be killed.

Achilles: I wouldn't be bothering with the shield then, would I?

Messenger Boy: The Thesselonian you're fighting... he's the biggest man i've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him.

Achilles: Thats why no-one will remember your name.


Achilles : [to his soldiers] Myrmidons! My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are! We are lions! Do you know what's there, waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!

Achilles was just a "baddass"

baba2nday:
The movie "TROY"



Achilles: Go home, prince. Drink some wine, make love to your wife. Tomorrow, we'll have our war.

Hector: You speak of war as if it's a game. But how many wives wait at Troy's gates for husbands they'll never see again?

Achilles: Perhaps your brother can comfort them. I hear he's good at charming other men's wives.




Messenger Boy: Are the stories true? They say your mother was an immortal godess. They say you can't be killed.

Achilles: I wouldn't be bothering with the shield then, would I?

Messenger Boy: The Thesselonian you're fighting... he's the biggest man i've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him.

Achilles: Thats why no-one will remember your name.


Achilles : [to his soldiers] Myrmidons! My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are! We are lions! Do you know what's there, waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!

Achilles was just a "baddass"

Serious badass

There is no nobility in Poverty. I've been poor and I've been rich - and I choose every fuckin day TO BE RICH ... Leonardo Dicrapio - WOLF OF WALLSTREET

We all write our stories, one choice at a time:> The Words

Kelvin: I hear there is a bit of LovePeddler in every woman
Lisa: I hope u know ur mother is 1
Trapped in d game

nawao no quote from Nigerian movies....nollywood dumb?

Cristina Yang to Lexie Grey (GreyS Anatomy S4E15)

Kaycee7:
" Does mother know you weareth her drapes?" Iron Man. The Avengers

Oh Lord this line was hilarious
I love Tony Starks

I may be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one...... Yandu udanta ( guardians of the galaxy)