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| The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by englishmart(op): 1:00pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
[b] sometimes people lie amusingly  They think everybody is very gullible.... What are some of those crazy lies you were told that you knew were lies, but you couldn't help but believe..? Now let me set the ball rolling. When I was in jss2. my uncle came for a visit to my DAD (during the xmas period) I showed him my first term's result. I was expecting an applause, but he reprimanded me, claiming he and my DAD came first throughout their days in secondary school. (there's God o) When he left, I asked my Dad, " he laughed hysterically, then he told me his brother was one of the most lacklustre students in his secondary school days. Chai! See lie abeg.. 2ndly, I was on a public transit last week, I overheard a girl discussing with her friend. She said she likes football very well, she also claimed her boyfriend named Chukwudi, plays for Liverpool... I had to browse the names of every Liverpool player. Including those academy players, to be sure I was not missing anything Na WA o. Let's have yours pls. [/b] 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by gede7744(f): 1:03pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
would like to read d comments sha. so let me pitch my tent here cos comments are going to be hilarious and l need a good laugh  |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by Nobody: 1:11pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Lol I was here sha |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by Ploy(m): 1:21pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
The one I can still remember is: Education is the best legacy. In fact, education is a great facade and poo. Legacy ko, cygale ni |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by Lordabas: 1:41pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
No i dont have a boyfriend. . .her phone rings. . .hold on i have to take this, my sh*t of a boyfriend is calling me I picked up the drink i bought and walked off. Lol |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by Nobody: 1:48pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
That there is a man who lives in the sky who has a book listed with names of bad and good people. |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by Nobody: 1:53pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Lordabas:hahahaha |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by englishmart(op): 2:31pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Lordabas:hahahajaajajajajajajaaja. Laughing in Burundi 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by englishmart(op): 2:32pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
charix:damn! This one too na lie? |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by Nobody: 2:37pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
[quote author=englishmart post=28364321][/quote]Believe what you want. Me don talk my own. |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by englishmart(op): 2:47pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
charix:hahahajaajajajajajajaaja! You no talk anything 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by Antell95(m): 2:53pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
englishmart:since you've decided to ignore! All is Well! |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by englishmart(op): 3:10pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Antell95:you don't understand. Just because I posted that I used 200k for football bettings doesn't make me a millionaire.. I'm a student.... 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by Antell95(m): 3:21pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
englishmart:hmmm! I no ask u to "dash" me money! Lend me(25k) i'll pay back(30k). I know you'll be like "why dafuq shud i give such amt to a stranger" |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by englishmart(op): 3:32pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Antell95:exactly 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by naijaboiy: 3:48pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
This guy claims to be schooling in the UK and he drives to school every time. He claims to be a big boy in school having flings with white girls anyhow.  One day I said send me your number let me ring you up,,he said "no" that it's not important. Next day he uploads an aeroplane picture as his bbm profile picture and announces his arrival to nigeria So soon The way some people dey lie ehn,,even devil dey learn work  1 Like |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by Antell95(m): 4:04pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
englishmart:;( So what now ? #I'm_in_a#mess i wouldn't do this online |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by englishmart(op): 4:25pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
naijaboiy:they will be given their own petrol and lighter to prepare their own hell. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by englishmart(op): 4:26pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Antell95:you've got a mail. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by naijaboiy: 4:29pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
englishmart:hahahahaha.... |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by 12spices(m): 4:54pm On Nov 26, 2014*. Modified: 6:41pm On Mar 28, 2023 |
Can't remember none |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by englishmart(op): 4:57pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Thank God I don't lie. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by englishmart(op): 4:58pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
12spices:why she no low say leg dey pain her na? 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: The Craziest Lie(s) You've Ever Been Told. by englishmart(op): 6:22pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
gede7744:. 1 Like 1 Share |
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