singlefade25:
talk true

When will ur single status change o, u make evriguy tink u single wif ur username, bt u n I both knw u aint single... N by d way check ur IB.

Ejaisky:

2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question
These ones usually get the job.

You're very correct. We call them the underdogs. No one notices them until their monthly alerts start showing on their faces.

Nice one op!!
There are these group ( I don't no how to categorize them), they wait outside for anyone who has been interviewed, they will ask u how was the interview, what kind of ?s were u asked, why did u stay long etc.
Another set of ppl that will ask u What position did u apply for.
I tire ooooooo

Vanellope:
The noisy ones are usually the well prepared ones. It's just like what happens in schools. I fall into the category of the noisy ones really. The people I chat with most are the quiet ones. I usually will like to know why they're so quiet. I like to 'size up' other applicants whenever I go for an interview. Within a few minutes of initiating the 'how are yous', I already know who the real threat is.

Lol...I'm sure,its ur type dt would want to find out questions that were asked from applicants before u go in for ur own interview.

RUBMYMIND:
Nice one op!!
There are these group ( I don't no how to categorize them), they wait outside for anyone who has been interviewed, they will ask u how was the interview, what kind of ?s were u asked, why did u stay long etc.
Another set of ppl that will ask u What position did u apply for.
I tire ooooooo

Nice one,that was the first thing I thought of after reading d Op's post....as in,they ask all the applicants questions they were asked and how they responded to them

Funny thread

adeom141:
broda please what is your company's name and can I get a job as a fellow nairalander there?

aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka

Bro, don't know why am just thinking you can be of immense help to me. Taking you influence in your company into account.
Just been rendered redundant in my organisation and I must just sail on.
Am an Accountant (HND). Not a 1st class holder but it's fallacy to imagine one(First 'classer') has an edge. With due respect any way.
I may be reached on rigofvig@yahoo.com.
Rgdz.

[size=24pt]Experienced Applicants

What about the type of applicants who tell you/gist wth a fellow applicant about their experience in the over 100 interviews/tests that they have attended...

A typical line will be like...

Experienced Applicant: "Were you at Flour Mills test?

Friend: No.

Experienced Applicant: "Meeen you need to have seen the crowd...far more than the crowd @ GT Bank test!"[/size]

hmmmmm

Great information

Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..

1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.

2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.

3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.

4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.

5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything . When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt , I do that aswelll.

So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..

Wish me luck oo..

Have a nice day..

I wish you the very best of luck because you need it. Go back to item No. 4 (over sabi)....you said someone rose his hands. The correct tense is raised.

Again all the best.

...........

not complete without the moody and hopeless ones

aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka

Pure case of criminology. Thank God you didn't call police for him.

prettyboi1989:

When will ur single status change o, u make evriguy tink u single wif ur username, bt u n I both knw u aint single... N by d way check ur IB.

OP....you really really makes alota sense

hardbody:


I wish you the very best of luck because you need it. Go back to item No. 4 (over sabi)....you said someone rose his hands. The correct tense is raised.

Again all the best.

Noted..thnx for the correction..I was observing and writing in a hurry..

Rilwayne001:
OP....you really really makes alota sense

Thanks Gaan..

AriDsexy:


Lol...I'm sure,its ur type dt would want to find out questions that were asked from applicants before u go in for ur own interview.

How did you know?

[b][/b]huh?

@Op..a staff? chai.

category:

Bro, don't know why am just thinking you can be of immense help to me. Taking you influence in your company into account.
Just been rendered redundant in my organisation and I must just sail on.
Am an Accountant (HND). Not a 1st class holder but it's fallacy to imagine one(First 'classer') has an edge. With due respect any way.
I may be reached on rigofvig@yahoo.com.
Rgdz.

hahaha...u believed the Nollywood script.

Also we have other 5types:
6. Fake qualifications type
7.oga at the top type
8. Over-age type
9. Igi iwe type
10. Regular customer type



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singlefade25:

When will u finally say what's on ur mind, dat ur reply in my IB doesn't mean anyfin o, till u say ur mind b4 I get ur drift......I myt be drifting due north n u myt be due south.. So let me knw so we can adjust our compasses n meet at a confluence. U digg

If you dont mind, I can forward my resume to you. If you have an opening that fits, you can alert me.
You can PM me your email address.

aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka

seapson:
Pls is ur fones camera black nd white??

no na..na bb..i just didnt want my fellow applicants to know i was taking a pix of them

Vanellope:


How did you know?

Because swthrt,u already gave urself away by ur comment.

Sattors:
That office be like SOL office for lekki.

na him ooooo

Tunagee:


I hope you are successful sha because u took ur time to post nonsense. Is this ur own way of killing the presumed anxiety you are going through?

..yesh

amichaelz101:
Copy and paste things if not..
U said in yur nomba 4, someone still raise his/her hand?? Shey the person transgendered ni? Wey u no sure wch sex him be. I bow tu yu oo

so you actually believe i copied all what i wrote?? nawa.. so i cnt use my brain again be that ooo...dearis God