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Buhari "Delegate Support": Discussion Between Atiku And Imo State APC Chairman by Nobody: 2:59pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Chairman's Phone: singing. Otu a ka Chineke anyi di, agidgba oooo, Otu a ka Chineke anyi di, agidgba oooo, (ringing tone). Chairman: Hello! Atiku: Hello, my chairman! Chairman: Please who am I speaking with please? Atiku: It is me, Atiku, Abubakar Atiku, my chairman. Chairman: Which Atiku please? is it my excellence? Atiku: Mr Chairman, point of correction, I am not yet your excellency. It is only if you people make it so. Chairman: Your excellency? Who wan stop you before? I say who wan stop you? Atiku: Leave the jokes first. I actually called to apologise over the recent insult to the Imo delegates. Chairman: Nooo, your excellence noo, you have never insulted ...... Atiku: Its not me, I mean the N1 million insult from one of the aspirants. I understand the money was given to the delegates for support. I personally find that insulting. Chairman: Your excellence, I get your point. Myself was also surprised but what can I do. Imagine the whole delegates and just N1 million. Atiku: My chairman Chairman: Sir Atiku: I actually called to let you know that I am going to correct that impression and wipe that smear of shame on our amiable delegates. Chairman: I know what you can do sir. Atiku: inform your people that I am coming soon. I will correct that insult with "transport allowance" of N5 Million. N2 million before the convention and N3 million after! Chairman: Your excellency, sir! you mean five times, five times the one from the other oga? Atiku: Not exactly. The oga gave N1 million to the whole delegates. The N5 million is for each delegate! Chairman: Your excellency, sir!! Your excellency, sir!!! Yes sir. shon sir!!!!!!! Atiku: My chairman, yours is N10 million, if you can deliver the Imo votes. Chairman: Na who wan take them before? Atiku: Do we have a deal? Chairman: Your excellency, no worry yourself. how do we get the money let me set to work? Atiku: Do we have a deal? Chairman: Yes sir. We have a deal! Atiku: Good then. I will get back to you. Chairman: Thank you sir. Atiku: Thanks a million my chairman. Chairman ends the call and broke into a dance "Otu a ka Chineke any di, agidgba o, Imagine me, with ten million naria aaaa, agidigba ooo, onyezi ka m bu with ten million naira eeeeeeeeee, agidigba ooo! Agidi, agidi,agidigba eeee. agidigaba oo....." Source: Noblezone leaks. The above stated is a figment of my imagination. Any resemblance to any person either living or dead is highly regretted. |
Re: Buhari "Delegate Support": Discussion Between Atiku And Imo State APC Chairman by 0menka: 3:16pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
noblezone: Buhari is a terrorist Atiku is a bastard Gej till 2019 |
Re: Buhari "Delegate Support": Discussion Between Atiku And Imo State APC Chairman by viczing(m): 3:28pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
LoL nigga you crazy, so funny |
Re: Buhari "Delegate Support": Discussion Between Atiku And Imo State APC Chairman by Dereformer(m): 3:36pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
noblezone: Say no to a coupist, say no to murderer, say no to a terrorist sponsor, Buhari should go and look after his health before coming to rule us. GEJforsure |
Re: Buhari "Delegate Support": Discussion Between Atiku And Imo State APC Chairman by Nobody: 3:39pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Lolz! |
Re: Buhari "Delegate Support": Discussion Between Atiku And Imo State APC Chairman by Nobody: 3:40pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
viczing:Laughter is good for the soul bro. On the other hand, the other aspirants will just buy the delegates, whole sale! |
Re: Buhari "Delegate Support": Discussion Between Atiku And Imo State APC Chairman by Nobody: 3:50pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
noblezone:Odogwu nwoke, ana m ekele o! You cracked my ribs one more time. |
Re: Buhari "Delegate Support": Discussion Between Atiku And Imo State APC Chairman by Nobody: 4:00pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
JackBaueress1: Ada oma, ekele kwara m gi ooo. All work and no laughter will make Jack's face to wrinkle too fast. |
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