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* + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by mikuz(m): 10:30pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Personals - 2 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 24 lines. - Deadline is 10pm, Tuesday 25 November 2014. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. Judges : Ibime Cooger Kr0ne Teddybiyasi Ema Prince Goodluck!!! |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by Guykhena(m): 6:25am On Nov 23, 2014 |
hmm... This is it.... Checks!!! |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by mikuz(m): 7:46pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
I'm posting at 10 pm prompt. Hope you're ready? |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by Guykhena(m): 8:25pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:05pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Why don't u both post right away since ur bars are ready.. Make i feed my eyes before it closes for the day ![]() |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by mikuz(m): 9:58pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Diss @ Guykhena . . I spray this rapper/ leave him placed in plasters/ soon as I split his 'POKER FACE' with daggers/ . . but if the 'JUDAS' claim a 'MONSTER'/ my ax ll leave 'GUY' dropped . . faster than 'LADY GAGA'!/ As long as beef is concerned/ my verse is templete for the nigga to learn/ so he best not mis yarn . . . . cos I ll blast his body parts over a merry go round . . if he 'speak out of turn'!/ Mik's the type to matyr this traitor/ have my heat turn the 'Raptor' to vapour/ . . then send 'Cavaliers' to get him slammed with compressors, till he starts seeing more 'Pistons' than 'Los Angeles Lakers'!/ Who the ffuck thinks that ya rap is iller?/ your best jabs are fillers/ Ksslib, Wrong and Jig all ffucked you one after the other . . On NL you just another guy that 'Guys court' . . like the acting 'Zambia's leader!'/ Ksslib left him facing disaster/ That fluke win already proves hes failed as a rapper/ . . in battles hes never blazed any battler . . . . hes just a ppussy known for only beating kids . . hes a maid in Uganda!/ Every glad he faced schooled and dismissed him/ Jidsaw's ruthless inscriptions/ got you toothless and bleeding/ . . cos even 'Polish' people can swear that ya last attempt to 'War Saw' . . left you brutally beaten!/ The kinda explosives ah habour/ ll leave the hopeless detractor/ smoked in his parlor/ and if this battle goes dirty . . . . One shot and my AK ll open his chest . . like the blouses of 'Cossy Orjiakor'!/ Listen bitch, You wack, so best learn to accept this/ you aint texting the best scripts/ you just another fool I'm penning to expel, bbitch!/ . . cos every tennnis player knows . . that if you act a 'doubting THOMAS' . . I ll shoot and leave you buried in a BARE DITCH!/ Lets even put beef aside/ hes no match for the effing scripts ah write/ even in real life he wont dare cross me . . . . cos I got militants in PH, armed with dynamites, ready to blow 'Tha Cuckoo' . . like giving head to 'Peterside'!/ This bbastard is silly/ the 'Bragger' better not boast he got crips thats attracting the sissies . . Or Ill invade and set his rented batcher ablaze . . so when I make the 'lease burn' its not 'Portugal's capital city'!/ My complex punches ll see him killed in a mall/ his arguments with Darkrebel shows he lacks fitness in brawls/ . . so since he likes 'tedious disputes' . . Ill start 'splitting hairs', moment my hatchet meet with his skull!/ I'm steadily boning bbitches/ got pretty dams I smooch and press/ ya mum and sis promise to give me ppussy next/ . . but ssex starvation has led you into r@ping maids in local eateries/ Ask Hungarians . . Guykhena no dey let girls for 'Buka rest'!!/ The next stanza/ ll sting this nerd harder/ . . cos after the punch put him on the floor, he ll realise the 'gravity of the situation', when he dies after the fall . . hes Psquare's father!/ My rhymes dey corner peeps/ So he best not try to get me pissed/ or he ll die this night in peace/. . oboy those punches are weak, . . so if he says he ll beat me black and blue . . pfft! medical practitioners go tell am say "Guy, na colour gist"!!!/ I got Boko men ready to pop in his zone/ if he claims hes gotten the throne/ . . cos he ll be in for a 'dance with death' when the bombs starts 'rocking' his home!/ Peace! 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by Guykhena(m): 10:01pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
.This is it!!!!! . . . .Mik's a jew,he gets closed in parliament /he lacks love loss embodiment/when he walks,Girls are milepost in front of him/no girl gets close to "Mik" they're "Lactose Intolerant" /....... . .But in this fighting/... my pool of wrath certain/and if he Dives-in?../... ... I'll Stand spears on the pool-bed so mik can "Stick the landing" /.... . .Just one style he have bait and care/and If he thinks those football puns will have me done,then its me he dare/..I'll be forced to have his brain 'Fully-fried' cus that's an Half-Baked idea /... . .Too bad he's left on this path/in textceein no one respects the fool, he's bent on his heart/now he's called the "Achebe" of rap,cus he's Dead to this art /...... . .He's a biitch,I take off his mask/with the macs/ his glory are mine ,now the 9's are dispersed/ with Time bombs from WWII coming for mik, that's a 'Blast from the past' /..... . .Well by all means/ he mastur..bates a lot behind this/he treat his di.ck like bread to be honest//so when asked if he drowns his di.ck in 'butter ? He said no 'family comes 1st' I use "my own niece"/ . .. . mikuz: mikuz: same angle,nig why you fronting?/and peeps you accuse of faulting /think you rusty,?nah,ya style just forgotten/ mik is as a 'boxer in space' ,his 'punches are nothing'/... . . .Sid sonned you a bug/destroyed ya credibility now you hang with Animals,that proves ya a fraud/accepted without much of a talk/..well why won't the "Zoo-feel-ya" when lyrically, you got 'fvcked by a dog' /...... . And then came coog.you rushed in setting the doc/... .Not much being said/he got murderd yet/ right before he felt/his lines were ill stagnant,therefore his health/ Mikuz was as a 'mender with suicidal thoughts' he 'created a thread for his death'. /...... mikuz: heat came to him .. weak bastard couldn't measure/left his abode leisure/to fb ,so the fagg can continue wooing sleak for hurdle pleasure/..I pray mik die from bundle seizures/.....cus he's a 'Rubbish Pipe .... he can't handle pressure /... . .Mik's done,his life's not civil,sketchy/Elymax proved he's a con .mtchew he no even reach e ../ he's an 'Half-con' .. so I'm ripping the dignity off this mod.......... Stephen Keshi ../. .. .. .But this a bare crime/as he dare I/I'll be forced to stop oxygen on this damn pine/as I stuck his 'Nasal-Cavity' with "mtn 10naira recharge cards" ,mik aint getting enough 'air-time' /....... . .I took miks biitch on my real care/her X-men as she did tell/ Tho I'm mik' 'Ex-Saviour' now... but after this battle he will be the one on the wheel-chair.. / . ...I'll Travel back 22yrs ,mik mum won't take days to find/kill his ma in her base she dies/ b4 like his wordies his conception became forced, fly her Outta Earth maced in eyes/ watch her fall to her death as her nerves pace in mind/...... Now this is what I call the ultimate killing of Mikuz b/w space & time /... .Now ....If he thinks he's tha 2nd king ,its the bible verse he ordained/.. and Azalea claims royalty?,then he's plain insane/ cus he still won't be from the bloodline of "Royals" if he puts the singer "Lorde" name in vein/....... #Factoid 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by mikuz(m): 10:04pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Open for votes : Ibime Cooger Kr0ne Teddybiyasi Ema Prince Please vote on this . . . |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by Guykhena(m): 10:06pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
mikuz: |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:07pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Smh. So voting aint open to all? F*cked up shii!!! Nice verse khena... |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by kr0ne(m): 8:33am On Nov 28, 2014 |
Opener - Tie (Mikuz was more creative/complex in his opener but the 'guy dropped faster than Lady Gaga' side didn't hit well. It would have been sweeter if Gaga's track had been titled 'Guy Dropped') Rhymes - Mikuz (Guykhena, some of ur rhymes fell off flat. I saw where u attempted 6 syllables but didn't complete it) Similes/ Metaphors - Mikuz (had more) Punchlines - Guykhena (I think the dog (zoophilia ![]() ![]() ![]() Personals - Guykhena (like Mikuz to wordplay, he had more) Flow - Tie (none of u was perfect in this criteria) Wordplays - Mikuz clean! (Guy Scott, Bucharest, Gynaecologist, Warsaw, Lisbon etc) Closer - Mikuz (dance with death/rocking your home..funny! Guykhena, I understand what u tried to do but your set up spoilt the punch in this closer. Put singer Lorde name in vein in relation to bloodline no bam at all. How do u put his name in vein? ![]() 7 - 5 Mvgt Mikuz! Nice battle! The difference between Guykhena and Mikuz in this brawl is experience, but I'm happy Guykhena has really improved overnight |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by teddybiyasi(f): 11:31am On Nov 28, 2014 |
judging based on what I read & reread I'll have to go straight I (mean I'll be going angle 180°) to who won this bout guykhena nice verse mikuz great verse both emcees did their best but one took the belt so Teddy's vote goes to ------mikuz |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by Emaprince: 12:10pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Honestly,like krone said "guykhena is lacking in experience"...he's got the ideas but executing 'em in a devastating way is the problem..he's made improvements though but he can still do better... MVGT-Mikuz |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by Iceskidd(m): 3:29pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Lol mikuz don finally claim the throne. Retire giv another person mod. Or find assistant |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by Ibime(m): 3:39pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
My vote goes to Mikuz as well for the same reasons the other have stated. |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by aieo(m): 3:57pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
mikuz is my best textcee in this section very creative and his verse are easy to follow, even a total novice can comprehend his barz....I say congrats for the win, but based on this brawl, Guykhena did it for me! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by kr0ne(m): 6:35pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Votes Complete and Thread Closed . . . . . . . Mikuz wins!! |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by gottoboy(m): 6:46pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Inn D'banj's voice Finally! Finally |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by LooNat11kk: 10:40pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Lol Thanks to aieo, that Guykhena dude 'll be feeling cheated Nice battle all the same, I love that mayonese play sha |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by sarmiie(m): 5:37am On Nov 29, 2014 |
Guykhena did it 4 me, walahi.....dose punch lines were jst epic. Mik's wordplay n similes were on point too |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by mikuz(m): 11:36am On Nov 29, 2014 |
Mikuz wins this and becomes King of NL rap battle section 2014 . . No need hearing from Cooger since we all know hes gon' vote for Guykhena. So I hereby close this battle to votes. |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by Guykhena(m): 11:46am On Nov 29, 2014 |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by Iceskidd(m): 11:52am On Nov 29, 2014 |
mikuz:still remember the day you told ibime that you'll take that throne and no newbie can stop you |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by mikuz(m): 11:55am On Nov 29, 2014 |
Guykhena: Unbelievable!!!!! Thanks bro, you're the most sportsmanly nigga I've battled in NL. Before this battle, I don picture how our friendship go take end if I win o. ![]() |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by Guykhena(m): 12:20pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
mikuz: Lmao ![]()
na wa o ![]() |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by mikuz(m): 12:31pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Guykhena: Hehehe . . . |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by Guykhena(m): 4:59pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by mikuz(m): 5:10pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Lol create am na, I go sticky am. |
Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ Final ] : Guykhena Vs Mikuz ~ * + * by Guykhena(m): 5:29pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
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