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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by tintingz(m): 9:25pm On Dec 09, 2014

[size=15pt] >>On twitter<<

Guy: Kindly follow back

Girl: Why should I follow back

Guy: Because I'm planning to build a church.[/size]

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by felifeli: 9:28pm On Dec 09, 2014

Lilprincey:
Dumb questions babes ask guys regularly and the
funny answers guys give:
Are you a player?
Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next
season.
Why do you wan't my Pin?
Ans: I want to use it to burst balloons.
Can you die for me?
Ans: My name is surely not Romeo
My BIS will soon expire, what am I going to do?
Ans: Return the BB phone to the seller and get a
Nokia 3310.
If I sleep over in your house, hope nothing funny
will happen?
Ans: No, trust me, we would just perform a vigil.
Hope you won't break my Heart?
Ans: If you don't put it at the edge of the table.
Can you take me out?
Ans: Sorry are you in prison?
Can you come and pick me up?
Ans: Are you a beans seed?
I think I've missed my period
Ans: Then ask the class captain for the next class!
Can't you get a Car?
Ans: Did your father have a car when he was in
college?
Feel free to add urz..

Dude you forgot the classic
Girl : Do you love me ?
Guy : No I just wanted to sleep with you and now that I have done it I think you are the ugliest bi.tch I ever saw in my life
Girl: Boo hoo hoo. I am going to kill myself.
Guy : What would you wish to kill yourself with ? I will buy it for you.
Girl; you are heartless
Guy : Choi how you take know say I no get heart , you be winsh ?

grin

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by phtemie(m): 9:29pm On Dec 09, 2014

Sylvarresta:
Girl: All men are dogs
Ans: which breed is your father?

tintingz:
[size=15pt]Girl: I hate you
Guy: k[/size]

Sylvarresta:
Girl: All men are dogs
Ans: which breed is your father?

Loooool.

LMAO..

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Sookul: 9:30pm On Dec 09, 2014*

We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator undecided

[/font][/i][/quote]laugh don fall me for keke

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by seyirock(m): 9:39pm On Dec 09, 2014

about havin sex with a girl,d guy remove condom to ..... girl;what are doing? .guy;l won bandage my wound..ode.

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by spanzed(m): 9:40pm On Dec 09, 2014

naijaboiy:
e dey go well o...

Hope you don dey prepare

for werrn na??

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by nkpommpko(m): 9:40pm On Dec 09, 2014

Preciousone4ril:
Why do u want to know my name? Seriously?

ans: so I can give it to my babalawo, so he can make me love portion.

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by nattyGENT: 9:41pm On Dec 09, 2014

Lilprincey:
Dumb questions babes ask guys regularly and the
funny answers guys give:
Are you a player?
Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next
season.
Why do you wan't my Pin?
Ans: I want to use it to burst balloons.
Can you die for me?
Ans: My name is surely not Romeo
My BIS will soon expire, what am I going to do?
Ans: Return the BB phone to the seller and get a
Nokia 3310.
If I sleep over in your house, hope nothing funny
will happen?
Ans: No, trust me, we would just perform a vigil.
Hope you won't break my Heart?
Ans: If you don't put it at the edge of the table.
Can you take me out?
Ans: Sorry are you in prison?
Can you come and pick me up?
Ans: Are you a beans seed?
I think I've missed my period
Ans: Then ask the class captain for the next class!
Can't you get a Car?
Ans: Did your father have a car when he was in
college?
Feel free to add urz..

copy n paste post. Not even a minute modification. Use yo head next time.

Qstn: Between mee and your mum, who would you rescue in emergency/ dangerous situation?

Ans: haha! God's plans towards us are for good, not disaster...

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by laiza(m): 9:46pm On Dec 09, 2014

naijaboiy:
Girl: How did you get my pin

Me: I picked it on the floor Or angel Gabriel gave it to me in my dream

And after a hot round of sex,,girl asks

Girl: What are we now?

Me: We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator

kiloode? ROTFL

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by hungryboy(m): 9:46pm On Dec 09, 2014

Make we like dis were never get girlfriend before just dey read the comments

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by bmoses(f): 9:54pm On Dec 09, 2014

very funny, shaaa

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by PRINCEHPXP(m): 9:57pm On Dec 09, 2014

i lov em

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Nobody: 9:58pm On Dec 09, 2014

naijaboiy:
Girl: How did you get my pin

Me: I picked it on the floor Or angel Gabriel gave it to me in my dream

And after a hot round of sex,,girl asks

Girl: What are we now?

Me: We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator

I really love d 2nd QnA

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Misogynist2014(m): 10:00pm On Dec 09, 2014

Do you beat women? I'm a feminist, beating women is like beating fellow man.
Don't you know I'm carring your baby? How I'm I supposed to know?
Did I get myself pregnant? We got you pregnant.
My subscription is finished. I have #20 on my phone. cheesy

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Nobody: 10:00pm On Dec 09, 2014

nattyGENT:
copy n paste post. Not even a minute modification. Use yo head next time.

Qstn: Between mee and your mum, who would you rescue in emergency/ dangerous situation?

Ans: haha! God's plans towards us are for good, not disaster...

a very good way to answer a dumb question

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by ellechrystal(f): 10:01pm On Dec 09, 2014

Gen gen

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Nobody: 10:08pm On Dec 09, 2014

SAVEDBABA:
Nepa,jst took light and dey r like
D gal:did nepa take light?
Ans:no oooo,d cable went off

Lmao

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Nobody: 10:10pm On Dec 09, 2014

tintingz:
[size=15pt]Girl: Who are you, do I know you??

Guy: No, but I know your stup.id question. [/size]

lol

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Nobody: 10:14pm On Dec 09, 2014

chrisnap:
girl: wat du u wnt 4rm me?
Ans..wat du u hav 2 offer

best response eva

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by naijaboiy: 10:16pm On Dec 09, 2014

spanzed:
for werrn na??

i think say you na uniben aspirant?

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by agedmanng: 10:17pm On Dec 09, 2014

naijaboiy:
Girl: How did you get my pin

Me: I picked it on the floor Or angel Gabriel gave it to me in my dream

And after a hot round of sex,,girl asks

Girl: What are we now?

Me: We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator

You school in Togo right?

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Kellyclef(m): 10:21pm On Dec 09, 2014

I'm romancing and you try to go down with your hand she will ask:
what are u doing?
I am trying to high the lanp

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by wordcat(m): 10:24pm On Dec 09, 2014

Preciousone4ril:
Why do u want to know my name?

I want to use it to fill GTbank teller tomorrow.

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by ellechrystal(f): 10:24pm On Dec 09, 2014

lilmaxfidel:

girl:i hate you!!!
ans:well hate the op of this thread for opening such a useless
thred... 



sips my chilled origin and observing

DRY. ..
Sahara desert dry dry dry... grin

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by purpinkx(m): 10:26pm On Dec 09, 2014

Let's define this relationship
.
For how many marks ?

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by ellechrystal(f): 10:29pm On Dec 09, 2014

carefreewannabe:
I wonder where you guys meet such ladies.

Definitely in d bush... no b better n right thinking babes fit deal these shits..

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by naijaboiy: 10:31pm On Dec 09, 2014

agedmanng:
You school in Togo right?

LoL...naah

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Nobody: 10:32pm On Dec 09, 2014

ellechrystal:
DRY. ..
Sahara desert dry dry dry...

....

hope ya punny aint dry like the deser?

Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by ellechrystal(f): 10:32pm On Dec 09, 2014

Jennifer89:
still figuring watz funny in this. Op your post is dry.

I tell u. Dry pass dry kpanla.

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