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20 Silly Questions People Ask And Their Answers by Fredzy7(m): 11:13pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
People can ask some very stupid questions at times these are some of them and sarcastic answers you could give 1. You see identical twins, and you ask Are you guys twins No Bro, it's picmix... 2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy spirit fire! 3. You see a person vomiting, And you ask are you sick'? No he's actually a breathing dragon 4. Someone sees you dancing and asks u 'so you can dance?' Tell em' No, I am practicing madness ! *Lmfao*. 5.You just woke up from sleep Then someone asks you "did you just wake up?" No, I came to buy snacks for my dream 6. You see woman who just gave birth and you ask did you just gave birth........ No, I bought the baby from eBay 7. I travelled for over six days….as I just returned someone asks me "are u back" I tell him No "this is me in beta version”... 8. You greet a person "good morning ma" ! And she asks you "is it morning" say No I like saying "good morning" at night 9. You call ur ex, nd she asks you "did u just a call my phone? "No I called ur battery and your phone picked op" ... 10. My friend asks me "where Are you?" I said ATM, nd he asks me "Wat is happening there?" I am photocopying money... *Lmfao* 11. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, Are you going out? Not at all... I am going in, In reverse 12. I am watching a movie… my friend asks me "Guy are you watching a movie? No... I was actually discussing with the TV 13. My long time friend sees me, and she asks me "is that you?" No its my Grandfatherwhen his was young *Lmfao* 15. I mistakenly cut my thumb wit razor blade n my friend asks... Y did you cut yourself? I reply"I have too much blood, I want reduce it.." 16. While quarreling with a friend she asks, "Excuse me, Are you talking to me" I said no, I am practicing for a movie 17. I plugged my phone's charger to electric socket and someone asked me do you want to charge ur phone? I tell him, I want to charge my mind 18. I was watching football(soccer) nd a friend came and asked "are you watching football " No, I am playing the mind controlled FIFA games.. Unimpressed 19. You are watching cartoons and a friend asks, " are you watching cartoons" Tell him no "I am programming mind controlled games" Unimpressed 20. You have been typing a very long message full of sarcasm and a friend asks "what have you been typing" Tell him you where writing number 1, one millions times There is obviously no number 14 and you ask me "is there no number 14" I will tell you there is but he couldn't wait for you to read 1-13 so he left Oh he's back 14. As it stands now, I need to ask u one question. " Please is this the Internet"? Add yours http://naijawords.cf/thread-5-post-13.html#pid13 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Silly Questions People Ask And Their Answers by chekasforchekas: 11:14pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
What are you doing in the toilet. Answer cooking |
Re: 20 Silly Questions People Ask And Their Answers by Nobody: 12:25am On Jun 06, 2015 |
While sleeping, someone wakes you up and asks, "guy you dey sleep?" Reply by saying "No, I dey rehearse how to die..." |
Re: 20 Silly Questions People Ask And Their Answers by heezey(m): 12:54am On Sep 27, 2016 |
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