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If U Didn't Do This......... U Jst Need 2 B Re-born by utenwuson(op): 1:32pm On Dec 10, 2014
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never played in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch & wake up on
the bed.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof
for the lizards
to take it & give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands & legs
instead of bathing
when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
― If you didn't use youur two legs to build houses
with sand.
― If you didn't write your name on paper & insert
into your
pen so that no one will steal it.
― If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly
to see when
the lights went off.
― If you never waved at white birds expecting
your nails to be
whiter.
― If you never heard of a ghost that stays under
mango trees
at nights.
― If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
& called it
your car!
― If you didn't mix garri and sugar in yoyr pocket
& eat while
walking on the street.
― If you never did mama and papa play.
― If you didn't play bottle cover ball (canter ball).
― If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with
your cloth in your hands.
Then we guess your Childhood wasn't Fun.
Who did all / Most of these? Anyone?
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Re: If U Didn't Do This......... U Jst Need 2 B Re-born by utenwuson(op): 1:34pm On Dec 10, 2014
I did allllllll.................. grin
Re: If U Didn't Do This......... U Jst Need 2 B Re-born by morefire: 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2014
this made my afternoon mehn


lmfao.... i did almost all apart from washing just hand and leg to school....
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Re: If U Didn't Do This......... U Jst Need 2 B Re-born by iamodenigbo1(m): 2:07pm On Dec 10, 2014
ok
Re: If U Didn't Do This......... U Jst Need 2 B Re-born by emerich(m): 3:32pm On Dec 10, 2014
morefire:
this made my afternoon mehn


lmfao.... i did almost all apart from washing just hand and leg to school....
Yeah, did all except that and d last 1, this post just made ma day, remembered mixing garri n sugar in my pocket n also acting Daddy with my luvly wife then sleeping under our spring bed, good old days, wish I cld wind d hand of d clock, growing up was fun back then.
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Re: If U Didn't Do This......... U Jst Need 2 B Re-born by Cikoloko(m): 6:32pm On Dec 10, 2014
morefire:
this made my afternoon mehn


lmfao.... i did almost all apart from washing just hand and leg to school....
same here but I did it wen eva I want to go for morning mass grin grin grin
Re: If U Didn't Do This......... U Jst Need 2 B Re-born by wizard007(m): 7:26pm On Dec 10, 2014
and many of you forgot too, when you took meat from the pot of soup, the smallest one though, that mum wouldnt notice grin
Re: If U Didn't Do This......... U Jst Need 2 B Re-born by utenwuson(op): 9:41pm On Dec 10, 2014
Good old Days...........
Re: If U Didn't Do This......... U Jst Need 2 B Re-born by utenwuson(op): 9:43pm On Dec 10, 2014
iamodenigbo1:
ok
with ur 'ok' I think u were born in france
Re: If U Didn't Do This......... U Jst Need 2 B Re-born by iamodenigbo1(m): 6:02am On Dec 11, 2014
utenwuson:
with ur 'ok' I think u were born in france
u must be a prophet
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