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Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by lakpalakpa: 1:27am On Dec 14, 2014
McAbbey1:
I think I appreciate ur line of thoughts bro and that is what I want to hear from them cos I am tired of d no shoes and nor foreign account stories wch is projected either by Gov Amosun ,GMB or GEJ...My stand is simple
You are an intellectually slow and lazy simpleton.

APC has a manifesto but dullards like you instead of researching to find out facts, wish to be spoon-fed like babies. Buhari has made several speeches and granted interviews in which he has stated clearly how he intends to tackle Nigeria's problems. How many of them have you read??

Abeg just shut up and go browse for jokes.

Attention seeking imp.

angry
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by garrimallam: 1:32am On Dec 14, 2014
But that has been the total body language cum components of General Buhari's expressions and decleration.
The General should circulate his manifesto than his self pity.
donphilopus:
Have y'all bothered to ask yourselves this question? "Is General Muhammadu Buhari the same as Senator Ibikunle Amosun?" The Facebook account is probably being used by one of the Governor's numerous aficionados. When has Ibikunle Amosun become Buhari?! According to the write-up, he bought the Presidential form N5.5m, when we all know he purchased it with N27.5m!

If you can link us to a Youtube Video where he declared his asset, I'd believe you. Websites like Punch, Premiumtimes and SaharaReporters never broke the news that he declared his assets, but we've already started believing this.
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by Gbawe: 1:40am On Dec 14, 2014
lakpalakpa:
You are an intellectually slow and lazy simpleton.

APC has a manifesto but dullards like you instead of researching to find out facts, wish to be spoon-fed like babies. Buhari has made several speeches and granted interviews in which he has stated clearly how he intends to tackle Nigeria's problems. How many of them have you read??

Abeg just shut up and go browse for jokes.

Attention seeking imp.

angry
You expect a hungry hack like him to be interested in rising above ignorance and idiocy? No way. The wretched opportunist would rather seek fame and fortune via trying to peddle the same old discredited lies about "what is their agenda" and "where is their manifesto" when the reality is that the APC has a comprehensive manifesto available to all who seek it while Buhari, even as recent as Thursday past, was eloquently and publicly stating his 'agenda' for Nigeria.

Shame that third world level of hunger and deprivation means we will always have hungry loafers and opportunist ready to lie and sell their decency/morality for financial gains. Totally despicable. This why we have a nation full of citizens who want to own the finest Mercedes Benz money can buy yet have no interest in building or maintaining the roads these cars will be used on. Too many Nigerians, like this Abbey character, have been brought up on a self-destructive diet of putting the cart before the Horse.
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by Nobody: 2:03am On Dec 14, 2014
Boy you dull
chamboy:
This Abbey is a Fool, He has One Million in his Account doesn't mean he's worth a million.
Many of my Clients only have 500k in their accounts but they worth more than 1 billion
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by blasterman(m): 4:17am On Dec 14, 2014
Buhari is trying to play on the intelligence of Nigerians. The naïve ones don't see through all his gimmicks. very soon he will say he has only 10000 naira in his account
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by adepiero: 4:24am On Dec 14, 2014
This comedian is a big fool! is it a crime to declare ones asset? most of these so called politicians can never declare their asset because they feed off greed and corruption.

And this !diot (Mc Abbey) has the audacity to attack someone who is trying to orientate us about living a honest life and being an upright citizen.

I wonder who listens to his dry jokes, because clearly this comedian is clueless undecided
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by azimibraun: 4:26am On Dec 14, 2014
Did buhari buy forms for 5.5million? Can we get the source if this Mc Abbey career ending outburst on the man of the moment?
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by azimibraun: 4:30am On Dec 14, 2014
Buhari's gimmicks abil? Can we get a gej's new gimick after the famous" I had no shoes, I had no bag gimick?
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by endy231: 4:41am On Dec 14, 2014
chamboy:
This Abbey is a Fool, He has One Million in his Account doesn't mean he's worth a million.
Many of my Clients only have 500k in their accounts but they worth more than 1 billion
Hmmmm are u into charms..........
Just asking cause ur username reads chamboy.
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by skyfall: 4:43am On Dec 14, 2014
Holywizard:
BUHARI's children should be ashamed of him. Imagine my father @ the age of this northern monkey telling us that he has less than 1million naira...

I keep saying this...
Islam is the world's major problem!!!
You must be a fool for that rubbish you wrote up there which has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand. How exactly are you different from Boko Haram who murder innocent people simply because they hold a different religious belief? Are you going to commit suicide if Buhari becomes the next president of Nigeria. Xenophobic 1diot!
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by DaBullIT(m): 4:55am On Dec 14, 2014
Who the blazes is MC abbey ? He didn't feature in any popular stand up comedy , so I think he's doing this to gain attention / popularity. Òdè Òshì
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by Op80: 5:04am On Dec 14, 2014
it shows that buhari is not productive and lacks economic, commercial and financial idea. It shows that he neva employed any niggerian since he stoop down from power. This is an indictment on buhari's own personality that he has nothing to offer a new nigeria where inventions and innovations is the most wanted commodity for economic gowth. Buhari please, step aside bc, you are not living according to dictates of the time. Making millions through hardwork and makng the lives of people better through employment is not kworroption buhari. If not, the world would not have been celebrating rich bill gates, dangotes, and others. Every body must not be redundant and die a pauper like buhari. If everybidy embrace this buharis ideollogy of poverty, we wouldn't have made any meaningful development in the world and this world would hav still remained a cave. This is arrant nonsense campaign and enough to throw buahri out in the election because he has nothing to offer.
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by fesangbedo: 5:23am On Dec 14, 2014
he is broke just obj in 1999.
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by dvee2: 5:27am On Dec 14, 2014
Op80:
it shows that buhari is not productive and lacks economic, commercial and financial idea. It shows that he neva employed any niggerian since he stoop down from power. This is an indictment on buhari's own personality that he has nothing to offer a new nigeria where inventions and innovations is the most wanted commodity for economic gowth. Buhari please, step aside bc, you are not living according to dictates of the time. Making millions through hardwork and makng the lives of people better through employment is not kworroption buhari. If not, the world would not have been celebrating rich bill gates, dangotes, and others. Every body must not be redundant and die a pauper like buhari. If everybidy embrace this buharis ideollogy of poverty, we wouldn't have made any meaningful development in the world and this world would hav still remained a cave. This is arrant nonsense campaign and enough to throw buahri out in the election because he has nothing to offer.
Which one is GEJ"S Ideology of enriching people before he becomes president? mumu
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by bewla(m): 5:33am On Dec 14, 2014
now u c d sentiment on some people comment if u say his not rich at list is contends with what he has as a person more over he have a family to look after perhaps his Mr abbey wife that pay d bill in is house all so don't u hear him well he at list just paid d dept of d borrow form money let b who we are for once and think straight .and stop blaming order all the time looking at cheap scores
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by Nobody: 5:36am On Dec 14, 2014
gistyinka:
Popular comedian Mc Abbey has slammed the All Progressive Party’s presidential candidate, Muhammad Buari for declaring his assets on facebook.

http://gistyinka.net/asset-declaration-apc-presidential-candidate-gen-muhammadu-buhari-declares-asset-1m-bank-account-150-cattle-comedian-mc-abbey-slams-gen-buhari-declaring-asset/
...if he has no meaningful things to say,it's recommended one should be silent...
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by aresa: 5:38am On Dec 14, 2014
Tmex:
if I tell you I have at least 30 houses does it make any sense to you? All I want to pass across is that I have many houses see this x>1<infiniti = infiniti
1. He did not say at least 30 houses

2. He was very specific about his houses

3. H said he has at least 1 million in his bank account

4. He used at least as a benchmark and rounding phrase to confine the content in his bank account to around 1 million and nothing over to the next million which is 2 million.


Please stop trying too hard just to prove nothing but your own inability to read and comprehend..
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by Holywizard: 5:59am On Dec 14, 2014
skyfall:
You must be a fool for that rubbish you wrote up there which has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand. How exactly are you different from Boko Haram who murder innocent people simply because they hold a different religious belief? Are you going to commit suicide if Buhari becomes the next president of Nigeria. Xenophobic 1diot!
u're a fool bro, open ur eyes
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by thunder74(m):
holluwai:
Abbey!!!, someone better tell him to get ready to relocate outta this country if GMB becomes president tomorrow cheesy
...and this is the definition of democracy Buhari is coming to offer?
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by GLOBALX: 6:16am On Dec 14, 2014
Most people commenting and castigating Buhari are not so smart and intelligent.Did you not see that it was ibikunle amosun`s picture out there....Was presidential form sold for 5·5million....make una dey use this brain na.....no be for decoration grin grin grin grin
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by Nobody: 6:26am On Dec 14, 2014
raumdeuter:
This Abbey for try learn how to write English first before commenting on social media
dont mind him.. Trying to be relevant.. These are things we know already.. Who e behuh Dont even know him...!! My two cents#
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by Nobody: 6:29am On Dec 14, 2014
Holywizard:
BUHARI's children should be ashamed of him. Imagine my father @ the age of this northern monkey telling us that he has less than 1million naira...

I keep saying this...
Islam is the world's major problem!!!
and if he has less than a million nko, u lack respect...! My two cents#
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by maclatunji: 6:30am On Dec 14, 2014
Apparently MCAbbey does not know the difference between "being" and "been".
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by dasybarite(m): 6:31am On Dec 14, 2014
BOVI I KNOW...BASKETMOUTH I KNOW...ALI BABA I KNOW. WHO IS MC ABBEY? undecided
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by soludo93(m): 6:32am On Dec 14, 2014
holluwai:
Abbey!!!, someone better tell him to get ready to relocate outta this country if GMB becomes president tomorrow cheesy
That's the game of Sharia and that's why Nigerians will reject Buhari again. It's either you are with him or you are banished.
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by GLOBALX: 6:36am On Dec 14, 2014
Gbawe:
Dude, you are nothing but an attention-seeking individual who is not very bright either. Even my youngest child yet to attend Primary School can probably lecture you on the fallacy and idiocy of all you wrote. First of all, because of what our nation is, it is highly desirable for buhari to declare his assets and it is only a fool or lying pretender who will insinuate otherwise as you do. Asset declaration, indicating a readiness to lead by example, is essential !!! Buhari is telling citizens of one of the most corrupt nation on earth to trust him and be assured he is ready to serve them since all he owns is in the public domain. How is this not a fantastically exemplary development? Only a 'business as usual' dimwit like you can make this lofty and exemplary conduct appear wrong . You say Buhari, by stating he has at least a million in the bank, is insinuating anyone who has above N1 million is corrupt. Where on earth did you get that m0r0nic idea from? If I make a factual statement about the money I have in my pocket does that mean I am judging the money in your pocket? Is Buhari a Martian who is ignorant of how Nigeria has many legitimately rich people?

As is usual of ignorant folks who think they can fool others about their real agenda, you asininely roll out the facetious cliche of "no manifesto" and "tell us what your agenda is" yet the APC has a clearly laid-out manifesto accessible to folks who, unlike you, are not intellectually lazy or mischievously deceitful. Even only two days ago Buhari was , once again, publicly and eloquently declaring his "agenda" for Nigeria after being declared the APC Presidential candidate. What manner of person are you to be fraudulently asking for what has already been given to you many times and is only a computer mouse click away?

The first assignment I have for you is simple. Go and get a transcript of Buhari's speech after emerging the APC candidate at Teslim balogun Stadium and then give yourself a well-deserved slap for your shamelessly self-serving antics of trying to use the 'trending' Buhari to create popularity for yourself you cannot garner on the strength of your comedic talent alone. The General deserves respect for emerging the unanimous candidate of the biggest opposition Party in Nigeria. He is talking to Nigerians but hungry hacks like you are not listening. You prefer lying and using deception to advance your own fortune at the expense of a man who is genuinely what Nigeria needs. What has killed Nigeria other than the selfish behaviour you have shown here? Shame on people like you and your hungry/materialistic outlook.


Thank you for putting that McAbbey in the trash bin where he belongs...The guy na fresh mumu from the freezer....spewing shit on social media.
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by Tafee(m): 6:39am On Dec 14, 2014
product of a rotten pussy fool
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by Caseless: 6:41am On Dec 14, 2014
MalcoImX:
You are being ignorant. You cannot expect me to even imagine that you can stand a former Minister of Petroleum Resources. Markets do respond to even intangibles. Pray, tell me Sir, "What is the role of perception in psychology?"
white technology cant answer this question- he's not that brilliant.
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by Saylawchar(m): 6:52am On Dec 14, 2014
redcliff:
Although i respect Buhari, i would say that i do not like the way he is trying to buy our sympathy. Although this formula worked for the shoeless clueless man, i doubt if this is what people are ready to hear right now. We need to hear how your manifesto would convincingly tell us you are the right man for the job. I have not been able to see that yet. But this comedian is as senseless as the word can be. Anybody who knows the english language should know that this statement 'i have atleast' is very confusing. What it basically means is that he has nothing less than 1million Naira in his account which is definitely more but not less.
i respect your 'IQ' you were able to read in between the lines unlike some pple that reasons with their mouth and not with their brain. This MC is a clueless one......bullshit
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by Caseless: 6:53am On Dec 14, 2014
Mcabbey? A comedian? I dont evn knw him. This what u get from those breastfed by dogs.
His career as a comedian is dead- cos those that attack d innocent general end up in shambles.
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by Nobody: 6:55am On Dec 14, 2014
Mc Abbey is saying the truth. Tell us your manifesto, buhari stop telling us you borrowed money. cause nobody on earth can say the chief baker goes to the top of the roof to bake bread to satisfy the house hold of people for free. First buhari supporter said he built refinery but God did it later every body now knew it was a fat lie. Buhari when they preach change first say e no get house for Abuja but now he don change mouth again say em get. After em supporter say e no steal, but we later now know he was sack as PTF chairman, no do no do, when obasanjo wan probe am em uncle burnt the files and commit suicide.
Now this kind of person how we look am? after na he say he go use the military and police to stabilize oil price, hmm. my question is you wan stabilize oil price with military inside a Democratic civilian era.
we know say Jonathan get weakness small but we no go fit vote for buhari because all the statements wen dey come from seem mouth no good at all. please dis is not a hate speech and am not a rambling rouser but a man that want nija to move forward abeg make we think well well before we start shouting change because we have two type of change positive or negative. hmm abeg I wan go church will complete my speech after service. May God help Nija. Both North, South, East and west God will see us through. Thanx
Re: Comedian MC Abbey Slams Gen. Buhari For Declaring His Asset by Caseless: 6:56am On Dec 14, 2014
Seun, ur mods brought this to the frontpage, but refuse to bring any thread that speaks good of buhari. We can megascopically see Ur partisanship.
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