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I Want To Buy Cow From Buhari by Trut(op): 4:14pm On Dec 14, 2014*

Hi NL,

I want to buy 4 giant cows for my kinsmen in this coming Christmas, how can I meet Buhari to buy the cows from him? If you have his contact, please let me know.

Thank you in advance
Trut.

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Re: I Want To Buy Cow From Buhari by holatin(m): 4:17pm On Dec 14, 2014

contact him on MySpace any more question joker

Re: I Want To Buy Cow From Buhari by simplemach(m): 4:17pm On Dec 14, 2014

You can contact him through the bokoharam spokes man.

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Re: I Want To Buy Cow From Buhari by Trut(op): 4:20pm On Dec 14, 2014

holatin:
contact him on MySpace any more question joker

I'm serious, not joking

Re: I Want To Buy Cow From Buhari by SeverusSnape(m): 4:31pm On Dec 14, 2014

That would be a honour, purchasing Cows from Buhari.

Re: I Want To Buy Cow From Buhari by PapiWata: 4:46pm On Dec 14, 2014

Trut:
Hi NL,

I want to buy 4 giant cows for my kinsmen in this coming Christmas, how can I meet Buhari to buy the cows from him? If you have his contact, please let me know.

Thank you in advance
Trut.

To qualify for the privilege of buying one of Boko Haram leader Buhari's cows, you will be expected to prove yourself in the field of battle against Nigerian troops shaking the ground of the Sambisa Forest. It is only when you return from that war front with wounds to prove the fact, that you can then APPLY to buy a Boko Cow from their leader.

Finally, be advised that Boko Haram now uses suicide cows to attack innocents, so check your cow very well IF you are allowed to make this purchase.

Please contact Weeping General Buhari for any further details that you might require on this subject.

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Re: I Want To Buy Cow From Buhari by tonybosses: 5:04pm On Dec 14, 2014

Sell cow fire!!!

Him nd his boko haram bois use dt for feedin in sambisa forest.

Re: I Want To Buy Cow From Buhari by mazzi: 5:29pm On Dec 14, 2014*

Contact berem the sales girl or Gbawe the cow marketing agent.

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Re: I Want To Buy Cow From Buhari by gratiaeo(m): 5:35pm On Dec 14, 2014

lolz.....
Imagine Nigeria from Otueke fisherman to Kastina cattle rearer

Re: I Want To Buy Cow From Buhari by gratiaeo(m): 5:35pm On Dec 14, 2014

mazzi:
Contact berem the sales girl or gbame the marketing agent.

Re: I Want To Buy Cow From Buhari by Trut(op): 6:27pm On Dec 14, 2014

mazzi:
Contact berem the sales girl or gbawe the marketing agent.

Ok, will

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