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How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by Nobody: 4:27pm On Dec 14, 2014

To mess for public dey sweet but if dem
catch u, no be small
embarrassment o! Just
follow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to
being a star in dis profession.
1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction,if
na
closed hall wit air condition or fan,beta 4 u.
Maximum impact.
2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind
direction. ...
3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go
soon knw why!
4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs
every now &then.
5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time
wey
d hall dey noisy incase
ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47.
6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.
7. Elevate d right yansh.
8. Release small (sound check)
9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow
steady.
10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.
NOTE:
1. Make sure say no be u be d first person
to complain.
2. Wen pple begin dey shout "Jesus" who do dis
wan.
E no go better for d person wey do dis kind
thin," simply ask "why som persons no fit
respect
demselves 4 public places?na wa o"
3. No shout pass odas if not u go become
suspect.
4. Take style disengage from d
area, relocate to another zone and
repeat d exercise!trust me,u will go places
wit dis profession.d world must hear of u more
dan
Micheal
Jackson..

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Re: How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by Nobody: 4:30pm On Dec 14, 2014

Front page please

Re: How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by simplemach(m): 4:33pm On Dec 14, 2014

Lol

Re: How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by Femolacaster(m): 4:45pm On Dec 14, 2014

This one too much!

Re: How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by Movesz(m): 4:47pm On Dec 14, 2014

Wtf

Re: How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by jacabi(m): 5:09pm On Dec 14, 2014

profjustine458:
Front page please

I guess you got your professor in messology.

Re: How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by Nobody: 8:52pm On Dec 15, 2014

Femolacaster:
This one too much!

hmmm,coming from da master of da game! grin

Effects of too much amala...

Re: How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by Nobody: 8:53pm On Dec 15, 2014

ILUNGUBOY:
To mess for public dey sweet but if dem
catch u, no be small
embarrassment o! Just
follow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to
being a star in dis profession.
1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction,if
na
closed hall wit air condition or fan,beta 4 u.
Maximum impact.
2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind
direction. ...
3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go
soon knw why!
4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs
every now &then.
5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time
wey
d hall dey noisy incase
ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47.
6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.
7. Elevate d right yansh.
8. Release small (sound check)
9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow
steady.
10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.
NOTE:
1. Make sure say no be u be d first person
to complain.
2. Wen pple begin dey shout "Jesus" who do dis
wan.
E no go better for d person wey do dis kind
thin," simply ask "why som persons no fit
respect
demselves 4 public places?na wa o"
3. No shout pass odas if not u go become
suspect.
4. Take style disengage from d
area, relocate to another zone and
repeat d exercise!trust me,u will go places
wit dis profession.d world must hear of u more
dan
Micheal
Jackson..

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