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| How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by Nobody: 4:27pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarrassment o! Just follow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to being a star in dis profession. 1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction,if na closed hall wit air condition or fan,beta 4 u. Maximum impact. 2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction. ... 3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why! 4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now &then. 5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47. 6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left. 7. Elevate d right yansh. 8. Release small (sound check) 9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady. 10. Allow time 4 proper circulation. NOTE: 1. Make sure say no be u be d first person to complain. 2. Wen pple begin dey shout "Jesus" who do dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin," simply ask "why som persons no fit respect demselves 4 public places?na wa o" 3. No shout pass odas if not u go become suspect. 4. Take style disengage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise!trust me,u will go places wit dis profession.d world must hear of u more dan Micheal Jackson.. 1 Like |
| Re: How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by Nobody: 4:30pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
Front page please |
| Re: How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by simplemach(m): 4:33pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
Lol |
| Re: How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by Femolacaster(m): 4:45pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
This one too much! |
| Re: How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by Movesz(m): 4:47pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
Wtf |
| Re: How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by jacabi(m): 5:09pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
profjustine458:I guess you got your professor in messology. |
| Re: How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by Nobody: 8:52pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
| Re: How To Mess In Public & Retain Ur Image. by Nobody: 8:53pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
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