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How To Eat Meat In Public? by Wittylens(op): 4:51pm On Dec 18, 2014
Am currently at the engagement party of my friend's sister. I was served yam porridge with ponmo.

I have finished eating the porridge but I'm left with the ponmo. I tried eating it but its too strong. people are looking so am shy. I had to return the plate with the ponmo (THE THING PAIN ME OOOO grin)


so I want to use medium to ask this question. how do you eat meat in public without disgracing yourself?



here's a pic of the ponmo

Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by temitemi1(m): 4:53pm On Dec 18, 2014
Be yourself...
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by agarawu23(m): 5:06pm On Dec 18, 2014
dis dude sha undecided
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by Ukeachu1(m): 5:11pm On Dec 18, 2014
next time. be hungry
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by major466(m): 5:16pm On Dec 18, 2014
I feel your pain. I remember going for a seminar and we were served fried rice and chicken. I eat the rice quite alright. But I couldn't eat the chicken. The meat was tough and too big to hold with hand. To make matters worse, cutleries like knifes weren't provided. Had to leave the damn thing and get out.
Imagine leaving behind a big chicken thigh completely uneaten huh It was so painful.
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by Wittylens(op): 5:17pm On Dec 18, 2014
agarawu23:
dis dude sha undecided
wetin do me?
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by chimerase2: 5:21pm On Dec 18, 2014
If na me kai I no fit carry last nah
I go swallow de ponmo grin
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by DrObum(m): 5:25pm On Dec 18, 2014
O boy, carry hand grab your chicken, munch hell out of am! grin grin grin















You'll never regret doing so!
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by temmyt20(m):
looks for tissue paper, wraps d meat, throws it in my pocket....lobatan
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by Nobody: 5:27pm On Dec 18, 2014
Lol.......sometimes,you just have to let go.
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by Nobody: 5:30pm On Dec 18, 2014
chimerase2:
If na me kai I no fit carry last nah
I go swallow de ponmo grin
You cant bcus itz too big.
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by valmunich(m): 5:31pm On Dec 18, 2014
Chai! Look atew! undecided
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by Medunah: 5:36pm On Dec 18, 2014
Eeeya, better luck next time tongue
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by chimerase2: 5:40pm On Dec 18, 2014
kristina1:
You cant bcus itz too big.
hmmm ife mi e ti jam
U neva jam, I could be funny atimes grin
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by ikeno(m): 6:56pm On Dec 18, 2014
Just two ways nu ni.aje pako style and aje butter style.
Aje pako:
Wash your hands very well,then hold firmly with your hand then bite down strongly(for strong ponmo)pull,tear and munch slowly.
Aje butter:
With your cutlery if you are provided with.if not,you are on your own.fork to keep it steady and knife to cut into little bits.be careful of your lace attire.

So when going to such bash always go with your rake and cutlass. cheesycheesycheesy
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by itstpia8: 6:59pm On Dec 18, 2014
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by Abbey2sam(m): 7:55pm On Dec 18, 2014
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Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by holatin(m): 7:56pm On Dec 18, 2014
Don't you Ve pocket, put it in your pocket and battle with it at home
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by mifavour(f): 7:56pm On Dec 18, 2014
Wittylens:
Am currently at the engagement party of my friend's sister. I was served yam porridge with ponmo.

I have finished eating the porridge but I'm left with the ponmo. I tried eating it but its too strong. people are looking so am shy. I had to return the plate with the ponmo (THE THING PAIN ME OOOO grin)


so I want to use medium to ask this question. how do you eat meat in public without disgracing yourself?



here's a pic of the ponmo
NL don suffer. well go for fish next time
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by Beehshorp(m): 7:57pm On Dec 18, 2014
I am an Igbo
A Nigerian
A proud one at dat
Am real not fake



Mr I'd advice u to use ur hand chop dat meat and stop forming nd leading a fake live







Btw wetin u dey do creating a thread
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by ichidodo: 7:57pm On Dec 18, 2014
[color=#1980BC] Use toothpick and toilet paper...but remember to wash your hands first. [/color]
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by hawksford: 7:57pm On Dec 18, 2014
like seriously, some meats no dey gree for person
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by astOorR(m): 7:57pm On Dec 18, 2014
P.dan
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by Atk01(f): 7:57pm On Dec 18, 2014
Use your hands. Tear the ponmo wella, If na chicken crack the bones join, then lick your fingers after.
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by Raymondfayowole(m): 7:57pm On Dec 18, 2014
If am hungry like very hungry I go just bone eat d meat like I no send anybody but if m nt hungry just use big boy take eat am
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by arvinsloane(m): 7:57pm On Dec 18, 2014
Put am for your pocket, then eat it when you get home.
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by UltimatePals:
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by ShakurM(m): 7:57pm On Dec 18, 2014
How to eat meat in public? Eat the goddamn meat of cos.. just do it... don't care who's looking..trust me, u would be shining ur teeth after grin
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by nekaa(f): 7:58pm On Dec 18, 2014
is that rice in the pomo? I tot you had yam porridge
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by Nobody: 7:58pm On Dec 18, 2014
chimerase2:
If na me kai I no fit carry last nah
I go swallow de ponmo grin
grin grin grin I swear!
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by ammyluv2002(f): 7:59pm On Dec 18, 2014
temitemi1:
Be yourself...
Thank you jare .....No time to waste
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by condralbede(m): 7:59pm On Dec 18, 2014
Don't Eat at all grin
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