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ZachHugo:
GoshiKid Waiting For Your RepLy

goshikid:
bra!! short diss at iceblock!!
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when i spur on rampage. .i'd have u on my dinner plate/. you fake as§ biitch stealing lines from justin timerlake/. ..i'd leave him in a hinderance field. .get guy to beat up the green snake/. .but i'd rather leave him attack by the baker. .to chop up his hands like fish cake/. .
now im gona bake rap from the scratch/. .but ffuck u and your block. .you geting devour at last/check his battle wit kutt. .he was runing like a meter on cab/but ima storm the gee nest. .and infiltrate his base/. .opening his head wit a burrette stand. .cus it for sure. .they'll sip through him wit taste/. . .then i'd force stones down his throat. .til he comes around wit hard heart like a construction worker at base/. .

bra!!!

JigsawKillah:
I'm dareezyn why FFR is busting with flows
Why Giyazz is sad is cause I'm fûcking his hos
Jigs don't know mercy, I'm like screw the consequences
My morale is the definition of what confidence is
Competently, I'm named among FFR's best visitors
Would Kidnap Limerick and stab his neck with scissors
I lack respect, I intimidate the Young and old
Make em weep like Ibime when his songs ain't sold
Guns will blow, I leave niggas mentality desecrated
Get all the joints in their body decapitated
It's crazy, but what can them bîtch do?
Niggas brag they inhale gum and cannabîs too
So I called my army, and get em annihilated
Stabbed and tossed in fire, and dehydrated
I'm a roaring three Lions, you niggas, you ganders
My bars developed as England's, you niggas Uganda's
Someone tap Ibime and say OLD NIGGA QUIT
I'm tired of skimming through what the old nigga scripts
Talking about cash, last I checked you was on that broke niggas shît
Talking about guns, but all you did was hold niggas dîck
You hold em piss tool? That's how you blow niggas quick?
Only you ever had was your own nigga's bîtch
Fat fûck, guess you don't last in bed
Word on the street, your marriage met a tragic end
Three years after marriage, no issues
How can you fûck? Whose pûss will your dîck and stomach go into?
Your stomach is what we call a poverty tummy
Heard your phone is your biggest property dummy
I'm obnoxious, I forever will be Immortalised
A nigga hit me and ran away, I fûcked his brothers wives
Fûcked his sister, poured my cûm in his mother's eyes
You niggas faker than pastors who flîrt but teach otherwise
This brother wise, but you niggas get played all day like PACs CD
I parade chicks like Turkeys on thanksgiving
I load a Revolver with 7 clips and nap Double 0 7 Bruce
Tie the gent up, point it to his head and let the whole seven loose
I'm like Al Pacino, with a cóke filled cigarette
A gee acts cócky, I make sure he's got no fingers left
Teddibiyasi's pûssy so big, when she squîrts
She outflows the whole water on this earth
My bars are rioting with such an aggression
That crushes in a second, all of the fûcks that I mentioned
Like thugs in detention, I hit bars violently
Like a meteor rock, I destroy stars silently
At this point, I'll leave you goats pondering
What brought about this aggression, you must be jobless bothering

JigsawKillah:
I dey fûck

IceDaNemesis:
dawg, You're lines are incoherent /
i won't be responsible for your disappearance/
cos i feel for your parents/
lately i've been fücking your biitch mom/
and she's been loving my sweet cum/
anäl-yzing your sister/
we having a threësöme/
so call me iceprick, iceblock or icekid/
but i know till the day you die, you'll never drop a fly shiid/
stay outta my way biitch a$$ niccur.
Fück seun for that auto-correct ish

mikuz:
This one na reach freestyle - na fre you write so.

IceDaNemesis:
sleep dey catch me. I just wan quick quick drop somethin for the guy

mikuz:
You for leave till tomorrow na.

mikuz:
Oga start with your rhymes first. You are still in the basics. Forget about punchlines first, concentrate on rhyming for now. Adopt a structure and break your lines.
1/5

goshikid:
i accept. . .but no whoop me wella sha!

goshikid:
lols. . .

IceDaNemesis:
tomorrow disses has already been dedicated to you and ksslip

ZachHugo:
When WIll You Be Chanced?
We Need To Pick a Date

goshikid:
hmmMM. .this guy wants to who.op me for real. .i never know yet. .maybe anytime im ready. .i go hala u and mikuz!!!

007Bruce:
Jigsawkillah? someone tell that fagg to relax/
aint you the same nigga iceskid smacked with his crap?/
nigga, you got trashed by giyaz?/
krone left an axe in your back/
you've been brutally phucked!, we see cracks in your ass/ like a prisoner hiding dope/
my shyt be making sub-zero say damn! this guy is cold/
i'm getting money errday wearing designer cloths/
you're a poor fella, you dont even have a dime to show/
poor nigga on ankara, the way you tailor your verse shows your text style is old/

GIYAZZ:
Quick 4mins freez

Yo! Remember Long time ago when me was hot/
With my gang trollin' the whole forum, sshit was tough/
Every section... you'd find our circle representing/
god_of_music Aka GOM was the name every mod kept venting/
Leading the troll pack/ with my nigga... Andyblaze, droppin' OPs and all that/
We ruled! Martha was a lost case/
I remember Homesteady, nigga always hittin' the first page on frontpage/
Dannylux my nigga kept it real with vocabs/
Abumikey was known in every section even below ground/
NomskiO discussing football with boys in the sport section/
No tomboy tho! I remember viewing her pic and having and an e.rection/
Vivly the black and beautiful/
Forget the facials, try provoke her, I pity you/
And yeah Quivah, the best female rapper/
Teddybiyasi can't stand her lyricism... she'd nail ya ma/
Austeenx, ilrushen, Airforce1 and deejayharry1/
Niggas who act like before loggin in they smoked marijuan'/
Uhun! 190 the clown/ I remember that living legend till now/
Nadia_SA, Nadia_SA1 I remember/
Wonder where she went since last year's december/
Mayapop keepin it real from the states/
In the journey we lost one, Iduwouogbo really felt the pain/
Rest in peace to VivianC, respect baby we miss you/
Your footprints in the Family section was divine, nobody can remix you/
Spreading love to my online hommies/
Danhumphrey, you's real, with y'all around I know I ain't lonely/
Lynpetra my personal person/ can I get your number so we could hook up and I teach ya some personal lessons?/
Haha! BBA stuff? I remember my fellow addicts/
Dre11, ochon, Ksslib, and forkadict/
Plus Jekyll&Hyde, Tabh, Andrerush/
9ja4eva, reincarnated, Afam4eva, nuzo' some niggas flee from my memory, I wonder how they lost/
But I still got Safarigirl, Waxdude, wildchild1 and Stateofmind/
Ekiloui, Ginger78, IyawoTM, Ozodigbo and the rest I pray you're fine/
Giyaz right here giving shoutouts/
The same nigga Sexkillz banned to 2108 and haters laughed at/
But sexkillz? Nigga's legacy dead and gone/
Ogechi ffucked up! She shoulda left ya when you was kicked then let ya burn!/ hahahaha!!
god_of_music was ffucking awesome/ the nigga with 30 accounts on Nairaland, got more, but forgot some/
IamLegend and y'all gats know/ my name will live forever and that I know/
Switched! Creating a niche right here with glads/ I found my destiny bros, that's why I ain't around every grill like before... But pray for me, and just be glad!!!


#peace

Heywhizzy:
make I check your profile first,if you wack as flash..I no do..I need a high profile battle

richommie:
Tf spambot or whatever

GIYAZZ:
Diss @ Iceskidd again!
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Step up ya game nigga, quit disgracing your name ahh!/
With short verses allos with ya IQ and your lame @ss/
You ain't d0pe, roger that and remember/
Lyrically we ain't mates... Your style ffuckin stale... 25th, niggas here be uniting to gulp bottles... But we skippin' ya wack @ss... Cos even in Christmas.. we can't drink in The same bar!/
Plus all you spit is lame/ we.. h0rny men here and you's a pretty dame/
That's why you gittin' raped/
Every battle you copped they beating you/
Your only win was with a fake gangsta that pitied you/
But you still talk trash/ Actin' hard and all that/
Disrepecting the culture.. with ya corny clothes and odd yarns/
A rapper rockin' skinny jeans colored pink and sapphire/
Fashion brouhaha, sometimes I tire for your attire/
Heard some wack SDC2 nigga dissed kid and you ducked.. sstupid fool/
You see Ghosts and get scared like Scooby doo/
Blabbin in the chatroom 'bout how you could beat him? bbitch shut the ffuck up already and ffuckin' do the do!!/
It's due... you get kicked out' here/
Cos when the facebook vs Nairaland beef pops.. you gon' be a prey out there/
See, it's obvious you's a weak link/
Limerick beat Krizz, but see how the same nigga killed ya in a twink nig?/
Haha! Replying this, is like when you pull ya pants/
to get ffucked... Imma crush you real quick.. I'm a Titan you's like a Sugar ant/
You could duck and talk trash, but niggas will boo ya rants/
This ain't no diss boys, I'm just flippin my meal. . . I'm having a chilled coke and Iceskidd for lunch this cold afternoon cos I'm cool like that!/
Whoolalah! Lemme choke you in Igbo/
Muna gi i nuogu dika ebe'm na kwa iko/
Mana onwere ike ime maka idiro sick tho/
Plus all ya bars di wack... So umazi ibe gi ka onato ka piko!/
Biko... noro your lane nwamkpi/ Before em mee gi Ita kan kri/
I na asi na my lines adiro sharp... Like my teeth onwere gaps... Mana muwa suo one ina pianti!/ bbitch!!
Waka! Shakura ubanka!/ you can hate and die poor like your father/
Hug transformer or swallow a bottle canter/ but it can never be changed say like Ace.. G'iyaz is your Master!!/
18 and you can't script to save your life/
Sucking Ibime's ddick everyday, dude better pay your bride/ price...
Or better still, both o' you can go to hell/
your romance is enough to ban ya homo @ss.. bis pound you hard... you 'cum and go mad'... Ikpontu oku! No be wetin man go tell/ chai!
Nothing you script can best this/ bring your sickest diss/ you facing lyrical medic/
. . .I'd still punch-tour your face/
heard you're african and proud.. Diss me back and imma give you a black eye so you'd correctly rep' your race!!!

bbitch!!!

obainojazz:
dopest sshit
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On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eleven Pipers Piping
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Drummers Drumming
Eleven Pipers Piping
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree