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| Funny But True African Proverbs by benuejosh(op): 1:36am On Dec 20, 2014 |
1. The anger of a pen:is doesn't destroy the vagina (Zimbabwe). 2. He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelling fingers (Nigeria). 3. Do not insult a crocodile while your buttocks are still in the waters (Uganda). 4. There's no virgin in a maternity ward (Cameroon). 5. It requires lots of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum (Ghana). 6. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles (Guinea). 7. If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it (Seychelles). 8. A man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem (Ethiopia). |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by Nobody: 4:25am On Dec 20, 2014*. Modified: 4:53am On Dec 20, 2014 |
* What a father sees sitting down,a child can't see even at the top of an iroko tree. * Only a stubborn fly,follows the corpse to the grave. * The bottom of a fowl has just been blown wide open(Chiwetalu Agu) * Otti-to ama ona(Chiwetalu Agu) * Ewu atam igwu nisi(Chiwetalu Agu) |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by Warlord3000(m): 4:25am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Person no even fit sleep well... African proverbs for 4:26am.. O ga o.. Back to my Korean movie... Su baekyang.. #The kings daughter ![]() |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by Tic4tac(m): 4:26am On Dec 20, 2014 |
M๏rЙIЙG... 9ce Pr๏Vєrßş tho |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by omanifrank(m): 4:26am On Dec 20, 2014 |
so early |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by theimmie(m): 4:27am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Lol |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by lirusehn(m): 4:28am On Dec 20, 2014 |
actually!! Not funny |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by yommyphresh(m): 4:28am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Lwkm ooo |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by mistabiola: 4:28am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Op add this one too ![]() He who steals by all means should not expect the vote of the masses in fairness ![]() |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by legalwealth(m): 4:29am On Dec 20, 2014 |
What is even funny in these? They are just normal words of wisdom please! !! |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by cheruny: 4:30am On Dec 20, 2014 |
True proverb most especally d wife nd corn 1 |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by colossus2: 4:30am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Na eba wen get luck dey pick kpomo for soup |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by mukykaffe: 4:30am On Dec 20, 2014 |
first page mongers why una too sharp like this naa. una no go allow person taste first page even for once? God don catch una i make am ![]() |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by emmanwandud(m): 4:31am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Winch people una close quick from coven 2day wetin happen or na combine service una get 2day |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by Nobody: 4:31am On Dec 20, 2014 |
The more you look, the less you know. |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by Ruq: 4:31am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shi.t |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by Truckpusher(m): 4:32am On Dec 20, 2014 |
The man that has kept his peniis strong for sex should also keep his arms strong to father the kids - Moses Odu a local wrapper dealer in Rivers State. ![]() |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by talk2riel: 4:32am On Dec 20, 2014 |
People they sleep atall? A prickk that rises without a puna in sight, must make do with a soap (libya) |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by deeoneX(m): 4:33am On Dec 20, 2014 |
@op..u sure say dose proverbs originated 4rm dose countries abi 4rm ur tribe...ehn? |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by colossus2: 4:33am On Dec 20, 2014 |
They tried to put us in the dark, but they never knew we were Ghanaians |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by TheMan3: 4:33am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Person Wey chop bele full today, go hungry tomorrow... (warri) |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by aluma(m): 4:35am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Dats Africa for u |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by sam4(m): 4:36am On Dec 20, 2014 |
A foolish man says in his heart there is no God, but our firstlady countered him and says there is God ooooo |
| Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by Skipfr(m): 4:37am On Dec 20, 2014 |
If a man is just too afraid he will wet his bed while sleeping |
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