Na place wen person know he fit take vanish.

Monkey smart, monkey smart, na because tree near tree #erigga

What's this so early in the morning?
It's not even that funny & it is on d FP already.

Yeah, its true yet funny though .. Thumb up for ya !!

Gud mrn'g pals

Una no dey sleep for here?

[color=#990000][/color]4. There's no virgin in a maternity ward (Cameroon).



What if sh was working there?

A child who say him mama No go sleep,him too no go sleep at al...The mods for NL dat say we r not going to sleep dem too will not going to sleep too; D

I like no 8!

daintyprincess:
Una no dey sleep for here?

No, we dey wait for you to UnCloth.

He who swallows the pestle should be ready to sleep upright

They tried to soak us dem no know say we be garri, naso we dey rise dey go.


They tried to drown us, dem forget say we be john legend; "my head's under water and I'm breathing fine".

It takes a brave man to cut shaki in soup with his teeth without closing his eyes.

A man that drinks alomo without squeezing his face will not cry if his mother dies.

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One does not out of pity bleep punany from it's conerside only.

Only God knows if a man who shares meat with his teeth has more meat inside his mouth or on the plate.

A bird that swallows a giant fruit seed must have enormous faith in its own an.us.

When night falls even trees become humans.

Abacha ala na ayi aka furo nwa school agu na agu... #Random

no matter how far urine goes it must surely end/stop at the owners front

The frog not angry at the man that killed it, but at you thats laughing at the pose of its dead body.

They dont threaten a prostitute with penis.

If you dont want to give out your daughter hand raise the bride price.

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)

He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

He who refuses to regard agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook a yam(obama)

adrelanine:
Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)

He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

He who refuses to regard agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook a yam(obama)

THANKS YOU JUST MADE MY DAY SOOO EARLY IN THE MORNING. ITS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY.

A child that has a bold mind to swallow a pistle will have the bold mind to sleep erect....

If you want to go fast, go alone
If you want to go far, go together

You can not clap with one hand

Only a mad man stands on the part way of a moving train.

Kudos to the pe.nis not driving water inspite of hanging upside down
And kudos to the vir.gina that drips no blood hanging upside down

TheMan3:
Person Wey chop bele full today, go hungry tomorrow...
(warri)

sure

The private part of an old man is not a play ground for a small child.~Kenyan
If they are the BIG TREE[/b], we are the small axe[/b] aiming to cut them down~Bob Marley

Na milk make soaking garri turn cornflakes

The dangling nature of the ram's testicle does not mean it's about to fall off.

It's not only the sun that rises early in the morning.....Dick also does........chiwetalu Agu.
No matter how penis big reach, it can not frighten the pussy bc it's not be bigger than the head of a child.

When you are roasting yam for a blind man, you need to keep talking so he won't feel you are eating his yam

colossus2:
Na eba wen get luck dey pick kpomo for soup

but make sure say na your soup o, if na invitation meal, d eye wey the person go take look u ehn.... no be here o

cooperation makes rice full pot

They ain't funny. The ones by commentators are actually funny.

Pikin wey wan carri him papa fr head, na blonkos go cova him face

An hunter that is eating a stolen banana and he is happy, what he does not know is that sweet things does kill.

The private part of an old man is not a play ground for a small child.~Kenyan
If they are the BIG TREE ,we are the small axe aiming to cut them down~Bob Marley

"If I do not win 2015 election, the baboon and the dog will be soaked in blood" - General Buhari.

.ojukwu is dead but his manhood is still standing..

the website of NSDC is www.nsdc. if l say something else and MY OGA AT THE TOP say otherwise.

when army man slap you, you go know say police is your friend.

No condition is permanent no be for breast whey don fall.

half bread is better than bons

salt and hot water is the remedy to Ebola