₦airaland Forum

omenka:
Lol. You honour me. Gracias Senorita.

I presume you haven't met Barcanista, Obiagelli, and a lot other progressives who've chosen to be a bit more reticent. You'd've realised I'm only yet scratching the surface.

Ma'am Obiagelli does it for me in the female category.

Lol
Omenka ---
Out of my all time 7 months on Nairaland.

I've spent two months and some days on here, according to our time keeper.

I am very observant, except of course, I haven't taken an interest in a thing or person.

I do lotsa background checks and profiling on most popular people on here, you'd be amazed at what I know.

My assertion remains sir

MizMyColi:
Ma'am Obiagelli does it for me in the female category.

Lol
Omenka ---
Out of my all time 7 months on Nairaland.

I've spent two months and some days on here, according to our time keeper.

I am very observant, except of course, I haven't taken an interest in a thing or person.

I do lotsa background checks and profiling on most popular people on here, you'd be amazed at what I know.

My assertion remains sir

babyosisi:
A little about the OP








No wonder many certified lunatics make his list of progressives

babyosisi:
[size=18pt]GEJ until MUhammadu Buhari faces the West while praying[/size]

babyosisi:
[size=18pt]GEJ until MUhammadu Buhari faces the West while praying[/size]

Zoharariel:
Fellow Nairalanders, in my opinion, the following groups are the driving force that makes Nairaland fun and worthwhile. This thread was not in anyway created to malign any Nairalander, so please, do not take it personal.

1.) The Confusionists: These are people in the Religion Section with funny threads & comments. They create threads like - "Are You Sure Jesus Is Coming Back", "Good Morning Satan", World War 3 starts on December 22"

Members of this group: SonofIssachar, SonofLucifer, OLAADEGBU, highyo, SterlingTowers, clean2.

2.) The PDP Minions: These folks are simply incorrigible and are never exhausted from defending blindly, the PDP statesmen especially Reverend J. They have never, and will never see anything wrong with Reverend J's mode of Governance. If you create a thread backed up with genuine source, detailing Reverend J's misappropriation of public funds, Incompetence & Cluelessness, they will fight you with everything at their disposal, raining all sorts of insults on you & even your family. They always have a way of blaming the APC for Nigeria's present woes.

Members of this group: Ola6, Rossike, Truckpusher,
Babyosisi, collynzo23; theassassin, jmaine,
idumuose, Sunnybobo3, joehannibal, Sincere9gerian, BlackTechnology, LeOstrich, OLADD, biafranqueen, Tomakint, Mogidi, Jmaine, Jamace, Atlwireless, Anonimi, Sunnybobo, Customized13, Opiaoku, Petrov10, gramci, Taharqa, Iamodenigbo; Arysexy, Descartes, Gh0stFreak, Shizzlestar, ujoinme, rozayx5, chukwudi44, wombraiders,mudraker, bishopjuice, ghostfacekiller, chiefjusticefuk; firefire, datolee, bloodykiller, ichidodo, ratiken, dozzybaba, phockphockman, longeria, anonimi, aljharem, aryzgreat, publisher, brownlord, iconize, rigarmortis, Descartes, pointb, pazienza, OKDNigeria, stebell, brokenTV, longeria, rozayx5, whitetechnology, Billyonaire, BackDatAssUp.

3.) The Igbo vs Yoruba Factions: These folks are mainly in the Political Section and tribal e-war is their divine calling. An Igbo e-warrior searches for a thread detailing how 2 to 3Yoruba men got arrested by the SARS or Police for being in possession of 5Human Heads[For Rituals], and then, the Igbo e-warrior creates a thread insulting all the lineage of Awolowo & the entire Yoruba race tagging them Ritualists. It doesn't end there, a Yoruba e-warrior retaliates by creating a thread backed up with a link either from Sahara Reporters or Premium Times confirming the arrest of 8 Igbo men arrested by the SARS for Armed Robbery & Child Molestation. The Yoruba e-warrior tags all Igbo Armed Robbers, then the bashing begins with all kinds of vulgar words fired from Left, Right & Center. Awolowo & Ojukwu don suffer for these people hand. I must admit that I used to be part of this group.

Members of this group: axortedbabe, Begonia, mrvocalprowess, mayapop, homesteady, daisy34, FireFire, thunderrider, AJINATU, ibedun, PentiumPro, OrlandoOwoh, ChrisOD, diamondpaul, meforyou1, knowledge9000, Descartes, rozayx5, new2020,

4.) The Progressives: These are the most reasonable set of Nairalanders. They are mostly misconstrued & erroneously accused by the PDP Minions of peddling lies against Reverend J's Government. They tell the truth as it is without minding whose Ox is Gored. They are mostly apprehensive of how the Country is being governed like a "Baba Ijebu Kiosk" by some Kleptomaniacs whose only vision for Nigeria is to continue enslaving the masses & depleting the Federal Reserve like the Ozone Layer, but I am convinced that members of this group will jubilate & celebrate with several bottles of Moet & Chandon by February 15, 2015 when their dream shall manifest. Well, I do not know what their dream is, so don't ask me.

Members of this group: omenka, egift, caseless, NgeneUkwenu cleverly, Obiagelli, Berem, Iligunboy, Donphilopus, Keneking, Mogidi, NgeneUkwenu, Barcarnista, Obiagelli, Demdem, GenBuhari, Kelsoft, Donphilopus, Koboko69, Arresa, Caseless, Gbawe MichaelSokoto, gbawe, Abagworo, OrlandoOwoh
, Berem, Jomoh, Egift, Arewafederation, Soroptimist, Keneking, Pendy79,Neenar, Desola, MizMyColi, Horus, Whitecat007, keneking, Lakpalakpa, ShehuAba, Rawani, Tribaleast, Olaaderin, Soroptimist, Mynd44, , Nduchucks, Lacasa, Pendy79, Omerta, Ilugunboy, Naptu2, Aussie, Joseph1013, Olayinka8793, MalcoImX, PassingShot, mayoroflagos, shymexx, OrlandoOwoh.

5.) The Nairaland Machine Guns: These are the "Gboromideleru's" and their stock in trade is going about every thread, monitoring & insulting Nairalanders who are fond of passing derogatory remarks about Tonto Dikeh, Linda Ikeji, Patience Jonathan, Reverend J & even Barack Obama. They serve as mouth pieces for anyone insulted on Nairaland e.g Stop mocking Patience Jonathan; can your own Mother compete with her in English Speaking?

Members of this group: daisy34, JUMIACONSUL, homesteady, lokito, felixtare, bruno419, talktimi.

6.) The Stomach Infrastructure Bloggers: These are the usual set of annoying bloggers that ventured into blogging business simply because Linda Ikeji bought & displayed her tear-rubber Range Rover. They usually lure Magas to their blogs by pasting incomplete stories on NL while directing you to visit their blogs for the complete part of the stories. The celebrity section is their domain and they create threads like "Maheeda Goes Completely Nude", Kim Kardashian Butt Is Exposed, "Tiwa Savage Is Pregnant" - Before nko, If Folly Coker fire her congo with something wey long & bend like banana, she no go get pregnant? Ask T-Billz if na true or not.

Members of this group: Mensnshshs, ToyozzieTohBad, e.t.c

7.) The Pharaohic Mods: You wonder if these Mods were recruited from Egypt because they derive maximum pleasure in banning Nairalanders unnecessary. If you make a mistake of insulting or even opposing any of their comments, then be ready to serve a minimum of 2days ban in addition to having your post/thread hidden or deleted without any concrete reason. I have just finished serving a 2day-ban simply because I said something nasty about a PDP Minion's mother but I wonder if these Mods are aware of how many times my Mother, Father & entire Lineage have been insulted here on Nairaland without any punishment meted out to the culprits.

Members of this group: Lemme not mention any name because dem fit delete my moniker.

8.) The Elitists: These are the most respectable Nairalanders whose domain is strictly the Car Talk Section. They conduct themselves with so much decorum all the time and are never arrogant or proud in administering solutions to their fellow Nairalanders Automotive Problems. I have never seen any of them indulging in tribal e-wars.

Members of this group: GAZZUZZ, CityNG, Siena, abatically, Ikenna351, lomomike, CarXus, yungboss, shagatti, sooperrescue.

9.) The Iyalode's (Countess) of Nairaland: These are prominent female Nairalanders that are known virtually in most of the Sections on Nairaland. Their attention is usually drawn to most threads by their fellow Nairaland requesting their contributions from their wealth of knowledge because they are intelligent and have answers to most questions.

Members of this group: MizMyColi, missmossy, Elantracey, Ishilove, Kachisbarbie, NgeneUkwenu, Berem, AfricanApple, Romanciella, farano.

10.) The Sex Starved Maniacs: These are mainly found in the Romance & Sexuality Sections. You can easily tell from their comment & threads that the last time they had sex was 5 years ago and they try by all means to getting the attention of cute female Nairalanders by always stalking & quoting them. They derive joy in creating threads like "Nairaland Most Beautiful Ladies" just for them to get noticed.

Members of this group: I do believe you know them.

11.) The Learners: These are primarily found in the Romance Section. While some of them derive joy in taking part in Nairaland's Beauty Peagent, others create silly & annoying threads about irrelevant issues such as "I Had Sex Last Nyte, Am I Still A Virgin?", I Am Still In Love With My Ex, What Should I Do?". They browse most of all the Male profiles of Nairalanders, looking for cute guyz with pink or red lips to seduce & date while forgetting so soon that the murderers of Cynthia Osokogu[The Facebook Girl That Got Raped & Murdered In A Hotel Room In Festac] were also very cute with red lips.

Members of this group: Just visit the Romance Section.

11.) The Political Rahabs: Well, I guess these set of folks are on Nairaland simply because of the "Likes", "Shares" & the attention they get. 1 minute, they're in support of Buhari & the APC, the next minute, they start singing praises of Reverend J & the PDP. Most of them are real politicians disguising themselves with fake monikers on Nairaland. BTW, in case you're wondering what Rahab means, just google the profession of BiBlical Rahab.

Members of this group: cramjones.

13.) The Commander In Chief: This fellow is the Alfa & Omega of Nairaland - Our very own "Oga At The Top" whose primary role is to oversee & manage all the activities of Nairaland.

Well, I do not know much about him personally but I do owe him an eternal gratitude for this online portal called Nairaland, being an Ambivert[75% Introvert & 25%Extrovert], I would never have learnt the true definition of Social Networking. Nairaland has become my Blood Tonic and I got so addicted, I had to deactivate my facebook account.

Director of this group: seun

Conclusion: I hereby fortify myself with the Nuclear Armor of God which comprises of; The Helmet of Obatala, The Garment of Amadioha, The Belt of Jesus, The Turban of Mohammed[Yes - this will be wrapped over the Helmet], The Leather Pants[Pata] of Bhudha, The Sword of Ogun Lakaye-Oshimale, The Necklace of Krishna, The Shoes of Orunmila and the Impenetrable Bubble of The Eck - Yes against all attacks & arrows that may be fired at me as a result of this thread - Amen!

Kachisbarbie:
hahahhaha
Truckpusher is coming for you- okay, that's if he is in the mood...lmao.

*shots fired*

I have to commend you @OP. You must be Nairaland's voluntary sentinel, to have observed all this veraciously.

adamskutty:

werrin?

Kachisbarbie:
werrin?

MizMyColi:
Ma'am Obiagelli does it for me in the female category.

Lol
Omenka ---
Out of my all time 7 months on Nairaland.

I've spent two months and some days on here, according to our time keeper.

I am very observant, except of course, I haven't taken an interest in a thing or person.

I do lotsa background checks and profiling on most popular people on here, you'd be amazed at what I know.

My assertion remains sir

Obiagelli:
Thanks for the kind words sis, how are you doing.

I'm good
Holiday mood activated.
You?

babyosisi:
[size=18pt]GEJ until MUhammadu Buhari faces the West while praying[/size]

Kachisbarbie:
hahahhaha
Truckpusher is coming for you- okay, that's if he is in the mood...lmao.

*shots fired*

I have to commend you @OP. You must be Nairaland's voluntary sentinel, to have observed all this veraciously.

MalcoImX:
Lol @The learners: "I Am Still In Love With My Ex, What Should I Do?" Go and beg her!
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Good job
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Nl now is more enjoyable. The front page now is visited often, for fear that one may miss something nice. The complaints of favouritism against one party has virtually diminished.
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Mods, FP for a job well done.

Ymodulus:
Iya Loja. Please take it easy..

Those vocabs too string for less privileges like me.

@Mizmycoli

AM here

tomakint:
This got me loling hard.... ....'GEJ until Buhari stops using the mic'

MizMyColi:
I'm good
Holiday mood activated.
You?

rozayx5:
the op is just another APC Roach nothing new . one dose of anti propaganda insecticide and he is gone
history shows he is a drunkard who posts nonsense
no time for useless threads

Zoharariel:
Fellow Nairalanders, in my opinion, the following groups are the driving force that makes Nairaland fun and worthwhile. This thread was not in anyway created to malign any Nairalander, so please, do not take it personal.

1.) The Confusionists: These are people in the Religion Section with funny threads & comments. They create threads like - "Are You Sure Jesus Is Coming Back", "Good Morning Satan", World War 3 starts on December 22"

Members of this group: SonofIssachar, SonofLucifer, OLAADEGBU, highyo, SterlingTowers, clean2.

2.) The PDP Minions: These folks are simply incorrigible and are never exhausted from defending blindly, the PDP statesmen especially Reverend J. They have never, and will never see anything wrong with Reverend J's mode of Governance. If you create a thread backed up with genuine source, detailing Reverend J's misappropriation of public funds, Incompetence & Cluelessness, they will fight you with everything at their disposal, raining all sorts of insults on you & even your family. They always have a way of blaming the APC for Nigeria's present woes.

Members of this group: Ola6, Rossike, Truckpusher,
Babyosisi, collynzo23; theassassin, jmaine,
idumuose, Sunnybobo3, joehannibal, Sincere9gerian, BlackTechnology, LeOstrich, OLADD, biafranqueen, Tomakint, Mogidi, Jmaine, Jamace, Atlwireless, Anonimi, Sunnybobo, Customized13, Opiaoku, Petrov10, gramci, Taharqa, Iamodenigbo; Arysexy, Descartes, Gh0stFreak, Shizzlestar, ujoinme, rozayx5, chukwudi44, wombraiders,mudraker, bishopjuice, ghostfacekiller, chiefjusticefuk; firefire, datolee, bloodykiller, ichidodo, ratiken, dozzybaba, phockphockman, longeria, anonimi, aljharem, aryzgreat, publisher, brownlord, iconize, rigarmortis, Descartes, pointb, pazienza, OKDNigeria, stebell, brokenTV, longeria, rozayx5, whitetechnology, Billyonaire, BackDatAssUp.

3.) The Igbo vs Yoruba Factions: These folks are mainly in the Political Section and tribal e-war is their divine calling. An Igbo e-warrior searches for a thread detailing how 2 to 3Yoruba men got arrested by the SARS or Police for being in possession of 5Human Heads[For Rituals], and then, the Igbo e-warrior creates a thread insulting all the lineage of Awolowo & the entire Yoruba race tagging them Ritualists. It doesn't end there, a Yoruba e-warrior retaliates by creating a thread backed up with a link either from Sahara Reporters or Premium Times confirming the arrest of 8 Igbo men arrested by the SARS for Armed Robbery & Child Molestation. The Yoruba e-warrior tags all Igbo Armed Robbers, then the bashing begins with all kinds of vulgar words fired from Left, Right & Center. Awolowo & Ojukwu don suffer for these people hand. I must admit that I used to be part of this group.

Members of this group: axortedbabe, Begonia, mrvocalprowess, mayapop, homesteady, daisy34, FireFire, thunderrider, AJINATU, ibedun, PentiumPro, OrlandoOwoh, ChrisOD, diamondpaul, meforyou1, knowledge9000, Descartes, rozayx5, new2020,

4.) The Progressives: These are the most reasonable set of Nairalanders. They are mostly misconstrued & erroneously accused by the PDP Minions of peddling lies against Reverend J's Government. They tell the truth as it is without minding whose Ox is Gored. They are mostly apprehensive of how the Country is being governed like a "Baba Ijebu Kiosk" by some Kleptomaniacs whose only vision for Nigeria is to continue enslaving the masses & depleting the Federal Reserve like the Ozone Layer, but I am convinced that members of this group will jubilate & celebrate with several bottles of Moet & Chandon by February 15, 2015 when their dream shall manifest. Well, I do not know what their dream is, so don't ask me.

Members of this group: omenka, egift, caseless, NgeneUkwenu cleverly, Obiagelli, Berem, Iligunboy, Donphilopus, Keneking, Mogidi, NgeneUkwenu, Barcarnista, Obiagelli, Demdem, GenBuhari, Kelsoft, Donphilopus, Koboko69, Arresa, Caseless, Gbawe MichaelSokoto, gbawe, Abagworo, OrlandoOwoh
, Berem, Jomoh, Egift, Arewafederation, Soroptimist, Keneking, Pendy79,Neenar, Desola, MizMyColi, Horus, Whitecat007, keneking, Lakpalakpa, ShehuAba, Rawani, Tribaleast, Olaaderin, Soroptimist, Mynd44, , Nduchucks, Lacasa, Pendy79, Omerta, Ilugunboy, Naptu2, Aussie, Joseph1013, Olayinka8793, MalcoImX, PassingShot, mayoroflagos, shymexx, OrlandoOwoh.

5.) The Nairaland Machine Guns: These are the "Gboromideleru's" and their stock in trade is going about every thread, monitoring & insulting Nairalanders who are fond of passing derogatory remarks about Tonto Dikeh, Linda Ikeji, Patience Jonathan, Reverend J & even Barack Obama. They serve as mouth pieces for anyone insulted on Nairaland e.g Stop mocking Patience Jonathan; can your own Mother compete with her in English Speaking?

Members of this group: daisy34, JUMIACONSUL, homesteady, lokito, felixtare, bruno419, talktimi.

6.) The Stomach Infrastructure Bloggers: These are the usual set of annoying bloggers that ventured into blogging business simply because Linda Ikeji bought & displayed her tear-rubber Range Rover. They usually lure Magas to their blogs by pasting incomplete stories on NL while directing you to visit their blogs for the complete part of the stories. The celebrity section is their domain and they create threads like "Maheeda Goes Completely Nude", Kim Kardashian Butt Is Exposed, "Tiwa Savage Is Pregnant" - Before nko, If Folly Coker fire her congo with something wey long & bend like banana, she no go get pregnant? Ask T-Billz if na true or not.

Members of this group: Mensnshshs, ToyozzieTohBad, e.t.c

7.) The Pharaohic Mods: You wonder if these Mods were recruited from Egypt because they derive maximum pleasure in banning Nairalanders unnecessary. If you make a mistake of insulting or even opposing any of their comments, then be ready to serve a minimum of 2days ban in addition to having your post/thread hidden or deleted without any concrete reason. I have just finished serving a 2day-ban simply because I said something nasty about a PDP Minion's mother but I wonder if these Mods are aware of how many times my Mother, Father & entire Lineage have been insulted here on Nairaland without any punishment meted out to the culprits.

Members of this group: Lemme not mention any name because dem fit delete my moniker.

8.) The Elitists: These are the most respectable Nairalanders whose domain is strictly the Car Talk Section. They conduct themselves with so much decorum all the time and are never arrogant or proud in administering solutions to their fellow Nairalanders Automotive Problems. I have never seen any of them indulging in tribal e-wars.

Members of this group: GAZZUZZ, CityNG, Siena, abatically, Ikenna351, lomomike, CarXus, yungboss, shagatti, sooperrescue.

9.) The Iyalode's (Countess) of Nairaland: These are prominent female Nairalanders that are known virtually in most of the Sections on Nairaland. Their attention is usually drawn to most threads by their fellow Nairaland requesting their contributions from their wealth of knowledge because they are intelligent and have answers to most questions.

Members of this group: MizMyColi, missmossy, Elantracey, Ishilove, Kachisbarbie, NgeneUkwenu, Berem, AfricanApple, Romanciella, farano.

10.) The Sex Starved Maniacs: These are mainly found in the Romance & Sexuality Sections. You can easily tell from their comment & threads that the last time they had sex was 5 years ago and they try by all means to getting the attention of cute female Nairalanders by always stalking & quoting them. They derive joy in creating threads like "Nairaland Most Beautiful Ladies" just for them to get noticed.

Members of this group: I do believe you know them.

11.) The Learners: These are primarily found in the Romance Section. While some of them derive joy in taking part in Nairaland's Beauty Peagent, others create silly & annoying threads about irrelevant issues such as "I Had Sex Last Nyte, Am I Still A Virgin?", I Am Still In Love With My Ex, What Should I Do?". They browse most of all the Male profiles of Nairalanders, looking for cute guyz with pink or red lips to seduce & date while forgetting so soon that the murderers of Cynthia Osokogu[The Facebook Girl That Got Raped & Murdered In A Hotel Room In Festac] were also very cute with red lips.

Members of this group: Just visit the Romance Section.

11.) The Political Rahabs: Well, I guess these set of folks are on Nairaland simply because of the "Likes", "Shares" & the attention they get. 1 minute, they're in support of Buhari & the APC, the next minute, they start singing praises of Reverend J & the PDP. Most of them are real politicians disguising themselves with fake monikers on Nairaland. BTW, in case you're wondering what Rahab means, just google the profession of BiBlical Rahab.

Members of this group: cramjones.

13.) The Commander In Chief: This fellow is the Alfa & Omega of Nairaland - Our very own "Oga At The Top" whose primary role is to oversee & manage all the activities of Nairaland.

Well, I do not know much about him personally but I do owe him an eternal gratitude for this online portal called Nairaland, being an Ambivert[75% Introvert & 25%Extrovert], I would never have learnt the true definition of Social Networking. Nairaland has become my Blood Tonic and I got so addicted, I had to deactivate my facebook account.

Director of this group: seun

Conclusion: I hereby fortify myself with the Nuclear Armor of God which comprises of; The Helmet of Obatala, The Garment of Amadioha, The Belt of Jesus, The Turban of Mohammed[Yes - this will be wrapped over the Helmet], The Leather Pants[Pata] of Bhudha, The Sword of Ogun Lakaye-Oshimale, The Necklace of Krishna, The Shoes of Orunmila and the Impenetrable Bubble of The Eck - Yes against all attacks & arrows that may be fired at me as a result of this thread - Amen!

Zoharariel: 3.) The Igbo vs Yoruba Factions: These folks are
mainly in the Political Section and tribal e-war is
their divine calling. An Igbo e-warrior searches
for a thread detailing how 2 to 3Yoruba men got
arrested by the SARS or Police for being in
possession of 5Human Heads[For Rituals], and
then, the Igbo e-warrior creates a thread
insulting all the lineage of Awolowo & the entire
Yoruba race tagging them Ritualists. It doesn't
end there, a Yoruba e-warrior retaliates by
creating a thread backed up with a link either
from Sahara Reporters or Premium Times
confirming the arrest of 8 Igbo men arrested by
the SARS for Armed Robbery & Child Molestation.
The Yoruba e-warrior tags all Igbo Armed
Robbers, then the bashing begins with all kinds of
vulgar words fired from Left, Right & Center.
Awolowo & Ojukwu don suffer for these people
hand. I must admit that I used to be part of this
group.
Members of this group: axortedbabe, Begonia,
mrvocalprowess, mayapop, homesteady , daisy34,
FireFire, thunderrider, AJINATU, ibedun,
PentiumPro, OrlandoOwoh, ChrisOD, diamondpaul,
meforyou1, knowledge9000, Descartes, rozayx5,
new2020,