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Christmas Bonanza by Genea(f): 10:02pm On Dec 22, 2014
IF YOU WANT TO RECEIVE A CHRISTMAS &NEW YEAR GIFTS FROM ME, KINDLY COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING
REQUIREMENTS ON OR BEFORE DECEMBER 24, 2014.

1. Birth Certificate (Original Copy).
2. One Valid Identification Card.
3. Police Clearance.
4. Passport (if you don't have one, go and get one kiakia).
5. Marriage Certificate Of Parents.
6. Consent Of Parents (for those below 17yrs).
7. Picture Of Us (to prove that we are close).
8. 4Copies Of 2x2 Pics (blue background).
9. Report Card ( for students and
undergraduates only).
10. Provide valid Drivers licence
11. Essay (Explain why I should give you a Christmas present).
-not less than 800 words.
-with proper margin.
- legible writing.
-correct English grammar.
-use green pen...

I hav lots of xmas Goodies waiting for grabs oooooO
Re: Christmas Bonanza by Beesluv: 10:08pm On Dec 22, 2014
All intact, even the list of all kinds of food I've taken since my day 1
Re: Christmas Bonanza by TrishaP(f): 10:11pm On Dec 22, 2014
I dont understand, It's supposed to be a gift na.

Why all the requirements just to get a gift

Oh I just realized I'm in the jokes section.
Re: Christmas Bonanza by joetaylor: 11:01pm On Dec 22, 2014
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3569628data reseller on etisalat..... 500mb for#300.....1.5
gig for #500.....add me onwhatsapp@0909
3569628
data reseller on etisalat..... 500mb for#300.....1.5
gig for #500.....add me onwhatsapp@0909
3569628
Re: Christmas Bonanza by Genea(f): 7:47am On Dec 23, 2014
Beesluv:
All intact, even the list of all kinds of food I've taken since my day 1
aaahn aaahn den u are qualified ,just send dem 2 me
Re: Christmas Bonanza by Genea(f): 7:48am On Dec 23, 2014
TrishaP:
I dont understand, It's supposed to be a gift na.

Why all the requirements just to get a gift

Oh I just realized I'm in the jokes section.
its a gift u cant buy anywhere ,gifts frm the GODS
Re: Christmas Bonanza by sunstyle(m): 1:32am On Dec 30, 2014
Genea:
its a gift u cant buy anywhere ,gifts frm the GODS
that means you are the goddess and I will like to have d special gift live and directly from u since u said it's not what u can buy anywhere. anyway I admire ur natural beauty on ur profile pic and I will like to know u better. have a nice day.

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