Mzora:
@mytestimony...team march here too. It has not been easy my dear. I'm alwaiz sooo tired dese days...feelin a little pressure dwn dre too atimes. I'm also havin pains underneath my feet too,maybe I need to get a foam slippers. I'm alwaiz dreamin @ nite,not terrifying ones thou,but I alwaiz pray wella in d morning. I get d heart burns too thou nt all d tym. Already counting dwn to my edd...w're almost dre team mates...congrats to all d latest mums in the house...january mamas hope una bag dey door o? God will see us all tru.

Ger smone to be massaging d feet. Now I really know i am pregnant oh. I feel weight on my back, my legs , my waist. May God see us through.

mummy2be:
@mzora and mytestimony I think say na only me dey get the heartburn,My dear ko easy @ all,under my feet my joints na pain,shebi u are team march me I still have a long way to go april o..May God see us thru

Ayah no worry april de near. Make I use am console myself . enjoyur bump

@Beedam this intimidation dia riz God o.

Congrat ToyosiR...
Just want to let you all know that some of us men are observing the unfolding of events here.wifey is 36weeks. Am not with her presently(due to work) but will be with her in few days. Wifey gave me a joke yesterday and said water has broke. Within 10secs I calculated what to do..who to call and what to tell her..I forgot all I know.
We laff about it. Later but I heart actually skipped. Wifey is here (on dis trend) too. Just wanna Tell u that I love you T.

sammieone:
Congrat ToyosiR...
Just want to let you all know that some of us men are observing the unfolding of events here.wifey is 36weeks. Am not with her presently(due to work) but will be with her in few days. Wifey gave me a joke yesterday and said water has broke. Within 10secs I calculated what to do..who to call and what to tell her..I forgot all I know.
We laff about it. Later but I heart actually skipped. Wifey is here (on dis trend) too. Just wanna Tell u that I love you T.

well done sir. hahahaha, mk wifey no dey joke wt dat kyn thing o.lol
@beedam, u don begin vigilante already?

mytestimony:
@Beedam this intimidation dia riz God o.

Who is intimidating you? I never start

If I hear anybody shout "team March" . No respect at all. Shey una wan jump our head ni? February mamas never start to talk una dey show una self

You still have enough time to feel your baby kicks and summersault. So enjoy it while it last.

tchiwinnie:
well done sir. hahahaha, mk wifey no dey joke wt dat kyn thing o.lol
@beedam, u don begin vigilante already?

Yes, I'm practising ni ma as they say practice makes perfect.

Come chop noodles

beedam:


Yes, I'm practising ni ma as they say practice makes perfect.

Come chop noodles

;Dokk o. If u start nw to practise, wen d real deal begins , no run o.lol

sammieone:
Congrat ToyosiR...
Just want to let you all know that some of us men are observing the unfolding of events here.wifey is 36weeks. Am not with her presently(due to work) but will be with her in few days. Wifey gave me a joke yesterday and said water has broke. Within 10secs I calculated what to do..who to call and what to tell her..I forgot all I know.
We laff about it. Later but I heart actually skipped. Wifey is here (on dis trend) too. Just wanna Tell u that I love you T.

Well done oga! I rem you asked questions far back! Thanks for paying attention to madam! Bia virgin mama pls no de scare ur honey pie like that na. Time nefer reach ni!

sammieone:
Congrat ToyosiR...
Just want to let you all know that some of us men are observing the unfolding of events here.wifey is 36weeks. Am not with her presently(due to work) but will be with her in few days. Wifey gave me a joke yesterday and said water has broke. Within 10secs I calculated what to do..who to call and what to tell her..I forgot all I know.
We laff about it. Later but I heart actually skipped. Wifey is here (on dis trend) too. Just wanna Tell u that I love you T.

You be our patron nah!
So na just water break you forgot everything . If na baby head she tell you say don dey come nko? Wetin u go do?

Wifey, so you dey here and you and your hubby dey form James bond for us abi. Ni wahala as una dey hide.

@ T this is just to tell u that S loves you

tchiwinnie:
;Dokk o. If u start nw to practise, wen d real deal begins , no run o.lol

It's 4am and sleep no come. Which kind thing be this one now!

mytestimony:
Please all its actually out of concern some doctors recommend cs. Not all doctors are about the money. We may not have all the details. Eg how long did it take her to get pregnant. How did she get pregnant? How old is the patient? .. etc these could be some reasons why a doctor will book cs from the start. CS is not evil. Even though in this part of d world if you say u gave birth via CS ppl will say ayah.

U are very right. My doc suggested I go tru cs coz I ttc. I trust him n wanted 2 take his suggestion. My mum refused n I traveled 2 her place 2 av d baby. I ended up with a cs after days of labor.

hi fellow mamas...
I have been a silent follower of this thread and there are so many interesting people here. May GOd make the transit of being a pushing mama to a vigilantee mama easy.. and to all vigilantee mamas may God strengthen u during d vigil hours. .
To d virgins please the condition is contagious..so be nice so we dont organise prayers on u guys..
I have really learnt alot during the course of of this 9month journey and I will be ready to render any assistance. .
To d lady that is complaining about heartburn, I dnt think u can have it worse than I did.. I practically brought down general hospital when d pain was unbearable. .I also had terrible acid reflux that gave me sores in my stomach and small intestines almost transiting to ulcer..they prescribed gascol..it didnt work o!!!!!
if I eat, its problem.. if I dnt eat its problem. .cos d sores would keep hurting and I could feel them.. well thats past tense now cos after they prescribed GAVISCON everything went back to normal after the first bottle..
So if u have heart burns and acid reflux, I recommend GAVISCON..its 900naira. . Please come back and give ur testimony. .
madam beedam..I salute ur courage.. so u have actually been alone all this while .. wow!!! well it is said that u really donot know where ur strength lies until there is need for it..May God continue to strengthen u..
To d new mamas. . welcome to d club..please dnt stress urselfs to prevent stories that touch..
Lets continue the good work and also encouraging ourselves..
Have a nice day dearies..

imurboss:
@mummy2be, I will try it out. God bless u dear.
Dhabeautyjas longest time, how the beautys

thanx o. we are fine.

beedam:

Good to see you madam. Thanks for coming to check on us
Thank God the senior mama don they show face one by one. "dancing"

dear, am always here o. but to type dey hard me sometimes.

hajarahbadmus:
hi fellow mamas...
I have been a silent follower of this thread and there are so many interesting people here. May GOd make the transit of being a pushing mama to a vigilantee mama easy.. and to all vigilantee mamas may God strengthen u during d vigil hours. .
To d virgins please the condition is contagious..so be nice so we dont organise prayers on u guys..
I have really learnt alot during the course of of this 9month journey and I will be ready to render any assistance. .
To d lady that is complaining about heartburn, I dnt think u can have it worse than I did.. I practically brought down general hospital when d pain was unbearable. .I also had terrible acid reflux that gave me sores in my stomach and small intestines almost transiting to ulcer..they prescribed gascol..it didnt work o!!!!!
if I eat, its problem.. if I dnt eat its problem. .cos d sores would keep hurting and I could feel them.. well thats past tense now cos after they prescribed GAVISCON everything went back to normal after the first bottle..
So if u have heart burns and acid reflux, I recommend GAVISCON..its 900naira. . Please come back and give ur testimony. .
madam beedam..I salute ur courage.. so u have actually been alone all this while .. wow!!! well it is said that u really donot know where ur strength lies until there is need for it..May God continue to strengthen u..
To d new mamas. . welcome to d club..please dnt stress urselfs to prevent stories that touch..
Lets continue the good work and also encouraging ourselves..
Have a nice day dearies..

Thanks jare. I ve been alone without my hubby but not without someone by my side o. I no fit do any work. Even to cook,i no dey do. Thank God my hubby knows the kind of person I am and he understands(very lazy). The person with me now is the fourth person that has come to stay with me. she has been here since November 4 and she is leaving Jan 3. The last person to come is who I don't know as I don't have a mother any more.

dhabeautyjas:

dear, am always here o. but to type dey hard me sometimes.

To type dey hard you ? Someone is pregnant! Hurray!!!

@beedam..it is well.. im soo sorry about your mum..may God make it easy for us..e hugs..I dont know how to reply posts. can someone teach me please..

Just click on quote ( its just below the post u want to reply))

hajarahbadmus:
@beedam..it is well.. im soo sorry about your mum..may God make it easy for us..e hugs..I dont know how to reply posts. can someone teach me please..

beedam:


You be our patron nah!
So na just water break you forgot everything . If na baby head she tell you say don dey come nko? Wetin u go do?

Wifey, so you dey here and you and your hubby dey form James bond for us abi. Ni wahala as una dey hide.

@ T this is just to tell u that S loves you

Good morning all d mamas in d house....Don't mind me jare baby acrobatics and pains no dey gree me type or contribute.... don't mind hubby I just dey pull his legs... Congratulations to our seniors and wishing us mamas in waiting safe delivery. #TeamJanuary#....!

Merry xmas to all d vigilantee nd virgin mamas.may God continue to guild us IJN. #team April wher una dy? Am feelin tired dis days,April is still far.am gettin darker everydAy. Sleepin @ nit is a tog of war! Am havin waist pain each time I sit for long. But in all,I can't wait to see my beautiful damsels

ToyosiR:
BIRTH STORYYY
Since Primary health center has gone on strike, I did not go for checkup or anything.

Just yesterday, I was disturbed that my due date is past with no show. My first was delivered exactly on her due date.
I Just went to register in another maternity home in my area and the matron checked me but said baby isn't close at all but i was feeling some contraction.

This morning after my normal house chores and morning prayer. I noticed a little mucus and just put on a pad. I went to the maternity home but the matron is not available. I just told hubby that i need to go pick up my smile 4g mifi @ surulere. He insisted he must follow me and we went together.

All the while, i have started feeling the contraction and its coming closer. We left smile and go shopping, all in the name of excercise.

After returning home around 12noon,I climbed the staircase like 5 times and went to the matron and she said the baby is getting closer but i should come back.

I went back home and around 2pm, I took 4teaspoon of castor oil and apple juice but it didn't give me diarrhea. I started feeling the strong contraction but i dont want to go to the mat. home till i am really close.

When its 3:50, I couldn't hold it any longer so, i carried my self to the matron and she just passed drip. The contraction na first grade. I was just telling her i want to pooo, wee and vomit at the same time. so she said its not possible that i shouldn't push yet.

I couldn't hold it and i was partially pushing, till she said i should finally push.

I pushed like 4 times and the baby boy(AYMAN) came out at exactly 4:35pm spending just 35-40mins in the hospital. The placenta came 3mins later.


ALHAMDULILLAH, ITS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT.
MAY ALL PUSHING MAMA'S DELIVERY BE EASIER THAN MINE.
#team Vigilante.

This boy dey sock like say na hunger bring am oooo. All 10 fingers , latching well like say he don receive training inside belle.

sorry 4 my long story.

Alhamdulillah 4 u mama and congrats once more my baby don get namesake here. Already o dats d name I wanna give my baby if its a boy AYMAN (fortunate on d right) really nice name may he b a source of joy to ur. Family. And d world

ToyosiR:
BIRTH STORYYY
Since Primary health center has gone on strike, I did not go for checkup or anything.

Just yesterday, I was disturbed that my due date is past with no show. My first was delivered exactly on her due date.
I Just went to register in another maternity home in my area and the matron checked me but said baby isn't close at all but i was feeling some contraction.

This morning after my normal house chores and morning prayer. I noticed a little mucus and just put on a pad. I went to the maternity home but the matron is not available. I just told hubby that i need to go pick up my smile 4g mifi @ surulere. He insisted he must follow me and we went together.

All the while, i have started feeling the contraction and its coming closer. We left smile and go shopping, all in the name of excercise.

After returning home around 12noon,I climbed the staircase like 5 times and went to the matron and she said the baby is getting closer but i should come back.

I went back home and around 2pm, I took 4teaspoon of castor oil and apple juice but it didn't give me diarrhea. I started feeling the strong contraction but i dont want to go to the mat. home till i am really close.

When its 3:50, I couldn't hold it any longer so, i carried my self to the matron and she just passed drip. The contraction na first grade. I was just telling her i want to pooo, wee and vomit at the same time. so she said its not possible that i shouldn't push yet.

I couldn't hold it and i was partially pushing, till she said i should finally push.

I pushed like 4 times and the baby boy(AYMAN) came out at exactly 4:35pm spending just 35-40mins in the hospital. The placenta came 3mins later.


ALHAMDULILLAH, ITS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT.
MAY ALL PUSHING MAMA'S DELIVERY BE EASIER THAN MINE.
#team Vigilante.

This boy dey sock like say na hunger bring am oooo. All 10 fingers , latching well like say he don receive training inside belle.

sorry 4 my long story.

contract claim did birth story ijn

Itunup:
My birth story.....
At exactly 3:00pm on Dec 16th, I took plenty pineapple according to d Dr advice that it aids labor and then had a walk for about 2hrs, came back home preparing for my DH birthday on 17th, I didn't see any sign that labor had started, no water, no mucus, no blood, in fact no discharge, though I had different EDD according to d scan done. 11th, 15th,16th and 20th. I just felt pains at 5mins interval around 11pm and I told my DH that it wasn't time because there was no contraction, around 1am, my DH advised that we should go the hospital while I was praying to him for his b'day, I just yielded because d pain was getting serious,on getting to d hospital, learnt I was 3cm dilated, around 2:45am, was 7cm dilated and around 6:27am, I deliver my baby girl, the pain was unexplainable, I had tear despite d 3kg weighed of my baby but God was indeed faithful.

congrat dear

byvan:
LyndaRoyce!!!!!! You don carry belle?

Yes beevann, "u don carry belle"!

beedam:


Who is intimidating you? I never start

If I hear anybody shout "team March" . No respect at all. Shey una wan jump our head ni? February mamas never start to talk una dey show una self

You still have enough time to feel your baby kicks and summersault. So enjoy it while it last.

@Beedam we are not intimidated. Team march make una come support me oh. I shall not be alone in this.

lovinam:
Just click on quote ( its just below the post u want to reply))

Thanks lovinam..

LyndaRoyce:


Yes beevann, "u don carry belle"!

Nah question I askooo

lovinam:
No worry sis you are not missing anything if u are like me. When he show after delivery una go continue wia una stop. Lol!!

Byvan no be u and lyndaroyce and donatee spoil all d mama wey de this thread eh!! U are a denial it now abi?

"Pikin wey mess con dey blame him mama for feeding him beans the previous day"....
Lovinam, u never talk wetin/who spoil u..!

Long time dear.... How are you nd urs?

mytestimony:


@Beedam we are not intimidated. Team march make una come support me oh. I shall not be alone in this.

I dey here gidigba, intimidate who?
Dunno why lil snr Beedam is beefing us, na we say make ur classmates no show face?

Merrrrryyyyyy chhhhrrriiiissstttmassssss to ya'll....
May we celebrate this season with peace, love and happiness.....!
My birthday loading ! Hurraayyy!
Dj chifreke.... Singer donatee.... Bartender....(Who sef??)Infact I'll serve drinks by myself Chef dhabeautyjas.... Drummer beevann/byvan.... Hope ya'll don set the necessary for this incoming gbedu....
To my fellow groovers.... Meet lovinam for the aboniki balm... Make sure ya oga @the top massage ya waist with it,twice daily starting from 2day... Because this nme nme(jollyfication) go be "till mama calls" .....
***swaggers away***

@clinik. Na u be d T wey de shack oga?? Abeg no de scare am again o!!

@lyndaroyce welcome abeg wey d palmie u bring come? Good to see you.

lovinam:
@clinik. Na u be d T wey de shack oga?? Abeg no de scare am again o!!

@lyndaroyce welcome abeg wey d palmie u bring come? Good to see you.

Na me be T oooo,I don hear u ma,I won't do DAT again....! #TeamJanuary#