ThunderStorm:


lol
So I'm not yet forgotten. Great!!

Cos I'm having a return . .yes! With a battle..
Create/ hype thread .

ThunderStorm vs Joshua Base

24Lines, we post on the 26th .


It's a done deal o!


And if Ibime is down, I'll battle him the next week . Be it January
Ema Prince, Loonatikk and Coogar shall follow there after

You just dey rant. . .calling out niggas without respect. If I whoop u?

GLACIERZ:



You just dey rant. . .calling out niggas without respect. If I whoop u?

See this one o , run away soldier.. You can join the queue, I don't mind. It's all fun, mister

You whoop me or I whoop you, life still goes on.

Make I no entertain my fans and your fans again,?

I'm taking command/ My phrases are grand/ wetin cosign this ape with my stance?/
I multiple flow . . That's my product' . I ain't faking my brand'/
But it's okay if ya mad/ cos too much love for my could turn to hate in a stand/
If my bravery struck a cord . . Take a chill pill . .cos I'm just entertaining my fans!!/

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gottoboy:

Idon rusty finish! Oya saturday?

Kk..mikuz we've agreed,so please help us create a thread

Heywhizzy:
Kk..mikuz we've agreed,so please help us create a thread

Are your verses ready?

GLACIERZ:



You just dey rant. . .calling out niggas without respect. If I whoop u?

lwkm

Heywhizzy:
Kk..mikuz we've agreed,so please help us create a thread

cant wait to see this battle like a fight against ghana currency

mikuz:


Are your verses ready?

forget the past incident,teddy was just pulling my legs..now to Saturday is enough time for we to pen d right amount of bars..a no show would attract ban,so there is nothing u've to lose.. jes create the thread

Heywhizzy mik has many people asking for thread. Why not ask lagunna afterall he does it b4

Sokrates:
Heywhizzy mik has many people asking for thread. Why not ask lagunna afterall he does it b4

anybody capable of doing it should do so

deejayharry1:
wow omg, dude how about i make you a beat and you spit on it.... really really nice piece up here..

Deejayharry1 I see you

That's cool. Do you make underground Hip-Hop beats?

Meanwhile, hop in here! It's another Nairaland So you think you can sing competition! That same show I hosted last year. This is another season bro!

Come support the show by recording a voice note of you singing or rapping whatever, and tag your active friends!

Then have fun watch fellow Nairalanders rate you!


C'mon bro, no dulling! Hop in here:

www.nairaland.com/2059613/nairaland-think-sing-2014-season#29158507

Heywhizzy:
anybody capable of doing it should do so

ask and it shall be given. Lagunna or Guykhena. Epic diss battle-Gottoboy vs Heywhizzy.

ThunderStorm:


See this one o , run away soldier.. You can join the queue, I don't mind. It's all fun, mister

You whoop me or I whoop you, life still goes on.

Make I no entertain my fans and your fans again,?

I'm taking command/ My phrases are grand/ wetin cosign this ape with my stance?/
I multiple flow . . That's my product' . I ain't faking my brand'/
But it's okay if ya mad/ cos too much love for my could turn to hate in a stand/
If my bravery struck a cord . . Take a chill pill . .cos I'm just entertaining my fans!!/

lol!


this fl0ws go fito make ice-beg

Heywhizzy:
forget the past incident,teddy was just pulling my legs..now to Saturday is enough time for we to pen d right amount of bars..a no show would attract ban,so there is nothing u've to lose.. jes create the thread

Story. I won't have that.

Limerick:
FB battlers shouldnt be compared to NLders in the first place. F*ck.

Laykorn's anthology would duely exterminate any piece from the likes of Ink and Stiffler. Vinci is the worst. these guys are no match for even lunatic, although they've succeeded in dragging luna to their side and made him start reasoning like them.

The other day, luna was comparing pein to krone. Smfh

I even went to U3 to partake in hs ffucking cypher, at least to make it look dopper. He said the cyph is just for fb top tiers. I saw the so called top tiers and laughed my ffucking ass out.

People that wuldnt even stand the slightest heat on this platform.

'wit that said; NL battlers are gods - FBookers are our worshippers!!

Case Closed

Wow. You nl people never cease to amaze me.
You are the definition of hypocrisy and ignorance.

NL has ONE forum for rap battles.
Fbk has over 600 rap battle groups (with over 80,000 estimated battlers/hip hop heads). Diff countries have their own groups. A lotta textees battle on more than one group, local and international. So saying the people YOU KNOW (akin, pein, sleak, etc) are top tier is ret@rded. You only even know few NIGERIAN battlers. That's like a villager who has never heard of EPL, la liga, bundesliga.. saying a kano pillars player from his village is top tier.
Some of the nigerian battlers on fbk are peeps who moved on from 2go. Some from schools where live battles are held.

As far as nigerian text battlers are concerned the top tier include Tega Gat, Tek Raymond, Blaqheart, Ayology, Koopa, Casper Kratz and a few others.

Vinci, stifler, etc just recently started winning tourneys. They are good yes, and its their turn to shine but don't throw the phrase "top tier" around carelessly.

You bag on fbk rappers but I'm yet to see even one of you excel out of your comfort zone. In fbk, every group is like a diff arena/forum with its own home crowd/heroes/rules/tradition. You claim fbk peeps cheat but I've seen mikuz, prekky, luna, etc win battles there. In any proper group there are clear cut rules and a definite number of dvs. When I battled your best, new accounts just popped up and voted and yall rigged it to a tie. But let's let sleeping dogs lie.

I don't care who you think is the best or wateva, but kindly apply wisdom to what you post online. I'm yet to see any of your top tier with over 100 battles, or a nairalander who's not swagger-jacking ibime's style cept dbr.

That being said, some peeps here are decent battlers. Bis, coogar, dbr, prekky, miikuz, dj5naira et al. This whole NL-fbk rivalry is childish and what used to be fun has been lost cuz of blind hatred by some nl peeps n trolling by 2go-fbk immigrants. Drop the antics and let your bars do the talking. After all, it ends on the internet. Funny thing is I joined nl before like 90% of you.

Finally, Limerick I'm really disappointed that because you were denied entry into my personally hosted cypher (which you begged me in Inbox to join) you came here to badmouth me and Fbk. You should go check out my allstar cypher editions for 2012 and 2013 and see the lyrical fortitude of those who were involved. As with everything that has quality control, Don't call us, we'll call you. So read carefully --> I pick who I want in my cypher. You are a 2 faced snake, and a child with access to the internet.

Do have a lovely christmas.

Shiit. Oga ulqu3 u don't expect us to let fbookers call us d1ck riders of ibime and not retaliate. Have a merry xmas

Dedicated to the only ppussy here. @ Teddybiyasi

Freestyle sh***

Ah ah ah ah ah!

That's the sound she be making
When i put my c0ck deep inside her @ss
Bad nigga, hit it hard now she shaking
Bang! Bang!! pounding that box till it cracks, bbitch i lack 'bed manners'
It's high time... so i put her down for a 3:30
ppussy swallowed my ddick, I know this bbitch like it
Fried chicken, sucked 'em nipples and ate the ccunt
Bbitch you the best, like hoes who be puffin' erry blunt!
Table manners i lack, but i like the way you lay low
And apologies, cos my fat-long leavin' your ppussy broken like Yaylow!
Put your legs up, i gasto preach the gospel
We on a ffuckin' missionary, squirt and cream, we core real!
Record this as you grab that bobby-jobby
Suck it hard like some sweet lollipop sshit!
Life is too short hoe! So catch this hard in ya @sshole
You ffuckin' the d0pest nigga ever, something to write home to ya ma tho
Massage ya marrow, sperm parole leave ya red like Christmas Carol
Bang yo till you the one tired like Barrows, jam yo with a sting like raging Arrows
Stick it real hard and make you scream Alubarika
Wreck that ppussy till it's looking like Halle berry Car!
Scream! Baby you know i like it when you shout, fuckin'
Bouncing on it hard and screamin 'em sweet nothings! (Word!)
I love watching your @ss gettin' pounded
and seeing ya sexy body get ffucked... what friends doubted
Now i got you all by myself
Your ppussy, tits and ffuckin' whole body be mine girl!

« HOT BBITCH!!!»

Love!

mikuz:


Story. I won't have that.

guy,take a chill pill,was it me that pull a no show..it's never done anywhere for bars to be written before creating a thread..I've saved my own bars in my memo..available for editing anytime before deadline..guykhena please help us with the thread

why is this mumu U3 writing long epistles in flow for rank ...

I repeat..you have to constantly battle to stay relevant ... mentioning what you have achieved is not important..

all these old people sef ... nonsense ..

Rap has evolved ...

its no longer all those football wordplays that was rampant here or writing multies in capital letter ..or .... never mind...

if you think you can keep up with the new system then get back into the battle ring and stop telling us your rap history and shut the ffuck up ..cos nobody cares whether you used to ghostwrite for Eminem or biggie

darkrebel oh hehe

rayopt:

hmmn
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Killa freez. .. . 9-ice

Thanks mehnn. Too many haters here, they cant appreciate good things.

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chop this!





oh fucking my arch nemesis/
Evaquate the premises/ blow his brains to smithereens till there aint nothing more to diss/
Pack guns like 'Sardines' ..b1tch you're de-'Parting'

I mess your girl's innards.........broken heart-ing/

My flow's 'siick'
though 'inhold drugs' ....with rhymes rubbed raw/
I'm bringing terror to heavyweights .....cue round of applause!/ ffu.ck your wordplays/ nothing short of heresay/
Your chick gesturing in foreplays/ and she says my puns sicker/
Plus my d1ck's thicker/ You're a weak "Flipper"
...b1tch, .....I'm a "Shark" / I'm sumtin more never mind/!!

His attributes make peeps resent the old clown/
You bout to jog the streets ........I run the whole town/
You barely hand around
so dont tell me
where its whatsup cos, sh1t...I shut the place down!!!/
.....So ffu.ck the hatters/
I spent the cheese and cheddar/
My girl kinky like leater/ your girl so fat, .....call her Heifer ../
.
...Ffuc.k her? Never! ......Leave her for the bums
Your game is stagnant, my world is spun/
. . . . . I Moderate the forum
but if You're 'moderate',, .....its 'boredom'!!!/

We'll always resent the timid frog/
I'm fibre 'active' so much fast with flows
and even swift with slug/
so its your decision on
which chap to blast cos KLeF takes 'little time' to release the blows like 'atomic clocks'

Your rap career just died here....
kktbm

UlqU3:



Wow. You nl people never cease to amaze me.
You are the definition of hypocrisy and ignorance.

NL has ONE forum for rap battles.
Fbk has over 600 rap battle groups (with over 80,000 estimated battlers/hip hop heads). Diff countries have their own groups. A lotta textees battle on more than one group, local and international. So saying the people YOU KNOW (akin, pein, sleak, etc) are top tier is ret@rded. You only even know few NIGERIAN battlers. That's like a villager who has never heard of EPL, la liga, bundesliga.. saying a kano pillars player from his village is top tier.
Some of the nigerian battlers on fbk are peeps who moved on from 2go. Some from schools where live battles are held.

As far as nigerian text battlers are concerned the top tier include Tega Gat, Tek Raymond, Blaqheart, Ayology, Koopa, Casper Kratz and a few others.

Vinci, stifler, etc just recently started winning tourneys. They are good yes, and its their turn to shine but don't throw the phrase "top tier" around carelessly.

You bag on fbk rappers but I'm yet to see even one of you excel out of your comfort zone. In fbk, every group is like a diff arena/forum with its own home crowd/heroes/rules/tradition. You claim fbk peeps cheat but I've seen mikuz, prekky, luna, etc win battles there. In any proper group there are clear cut rules and a definite number of dvs. When I battled your best, new accounts just popped up and voted and yall rigged it to a tie. But let's let sleeping dogs lie.

I don't care who you think is the best or wateva, but kindly apply wisdom to what you post online. I'm yet to see any of your top tier with over 100 battles, or a nairalander who's not swagger-jacking ibime's style cept dbr.

That being said, some peeps here are decent battlers. Bis, coogar, dbr, prekky, miikuz, dj5naira et al. This whole NL-fbk rivalry is childish and what used to be fun has been lost cuz of blind hatred by some nl peeps n trolling by 2go-fbk immigrants. Drop the antics and let your bars do the talking. After all, it ends on the internet. Funny thing is I joined nl before like 90% of you.

Finally, Limerick I'm really disappointed that because you were denied entry into my personally hosted cypher (which you begged me in Inbox to join) you came here to badmouth me and Fbk. You should go check out my allstar cypher editions for 2012 and 2013 and see the lyrical fortitude of those who were involved. As with everything that has quality control, Don't call us, we'll call you. So read carefully --> I pick who I want in my cypher. You are a 2 faced snake, and a child with access to the internet.

Do have a lovely christmas.

when we say "FB" you should know we aint referring to "the whole of fb"... Just the nigerian fb groups.
Nd you are one of the people who cos this whole sh1t.
Can you imagine you saying that new i.ds were created just to rig the brawl between you n bis to a tie. Ibime aint even complaining, but here you are saying voting was rigged. Smh
Nd nobody is hijacking ibime's style. How is anybody hijacking his style? Can you explain?
Maybe he was one of the people to start rhyming without stretching here but that doesnt mean anybody who does'nt stretch is "HIJACKING" his style.
Rappers have been putting words together n rhyming closely without stretching since eversince.
The reason you guys on fb keep making this claim is because you find it difficult to compress ur lines(i know that excludes you tho).
U3, you may be a top tier, but don't forget you hav'nt won any battle here.
So don't expect any respect from us.
NL ninjas have gone overboard to beat your facebook guys in their own domain, blue n black..
So when you criticize us by saying we can't move out of our comfort zone to win, i think you're actually referring to yourself.
Simple.

ElymaxCray:

when we say "FB" you should know we aint referring to "the whole of fb"... Just the nigerian fb groups.
Nd you are one of the people who cos this whole sh1t.
Can you imagine you saying that new i.ds were created just to rig the brawl between you n bis to a tie. Ibime aint even complaining, but here you are saying voting was rigged. Smh
Nd nobody is hijacking ibime's style. How is anybody hijacking his style? Can you explain?
Maybe he was one of the people to start rhyming without stretching here but that doesnt mean anybody who does'nt stretch is "HIJACKING" his style.
Rappers have been putting words together n rhyming closely without stretching since eversince.
The reason you guys on fb keep making this claim is because you find it difficult to compress ur lines(i know that excludes you tho).
U3, you may be a top tier, but don't forget you hav'nt won any battle here.
So don't expect any respect from us.
NL ninjas have gone overboard to beat your facebook guys in their own domain, blue n black..
So when you criticize us by saying we can't move out of our comfort zone to win, i think you're actually referring to yourself.
Simple.

are you minding that one .

niggas spit and freestyle lines everyday and make punchlines effortlessly.... the iddiot drops one mediocre verse in a year ...useless overhyped material..yet he has the guts to come here and say we average ...



go check his last brawl -- was he not the one putting all his wack wordplays in parenthesis? mtchewwww
besides the only persons I can say forms punchlines and rap similar to ibimi here is mikuz and thunderstorm...is it bad? guy..krone..k. lime. prekky .you... me ...we all have different patterns and different from ibimi... ... so what is the loser saying ...
he's just seeking attention
.don't grant him
plus he just disrespected what I do

Darkrebel:


are you minding that one .

niggas spit and freestyle lines everyday and make punchlines effortlessly.... the iddiot drops one mediocre verse in a year ...useless overhyped material..yet he has the guts to come here and say we average ...



go check his last brawl -- was he not the one putting all his wack wordplays in parenthesis? mtchewwww
besides the only persons I can say forms punchlines and rap similar to ibimi here is mikuz and thunderstorm...is it bad? guy..krone..k. lime. prekky .you... me ...we all have different patterns and different from ibimi... ... so what is the loser saying ...
he's just seeking attention
.don't grant him
plus he just disrespected what I do

Why you dey spell Ibime as Ibimi?

mikuz:


Why you dey spell Ibime as Ibimi?

*slurp*

Darkrebel:


are you minding that one .

niggas spit and freestyle lines everyday and make punchlines effortlessly.... the iddiot drops one mediocre verse in a year ...useless overhyped material..yet he has the guts to come here and say we average ...



go check his last brawl -- was he not the one putting all his wack wordplays in parenthesis? mtchewwww
besides the only persons I can say forms punchlines and rap similar to ibimi here is mikuz and thunderstorm...is it bad? guy..krone..k. lime. prekky .you... me ...we all have different patterns and different from ibimi... ... so what is the loser saying ...
he's just seeking attention
.don't grant him
plus he just disrespected what I do

not only put wordplays in parenthesis..he also put his rhymes/multis in capital letters..that's to show you they are all learners..plus they will give you "keys" to explain their puns or whatever they feel readers wouldn't understand..tell me,whatks they point in rapping about something people can't relate with unless you explain it?talking about hijacking bis..I think mikuz is the only one with style similar to ibime,not thunderstorm..but then,copying something good as ibime's materials is not bad..
Now take a close look at them..they all stretch,they write with useless abreviations..this means they copy themselves...100battles?..how much did he make from it? Or how does it make him dop.er than most cats here..this is why coogar will say"quality is better than quantity"..most of the useless battles they had are just 8lines..and he counts them..they go about talking textcee shi.t and battles like their lives depends on it..
And the rivalry thing was brought by them FBcu.nts who came here during last year tourney and caused a lotta controversies..I never knew nothing about them and never knew he existed untill the tourney.

Make i con go church abeg. All i know is if i catch any rg person here, i go kill am. Literally

Emaprince:
not only put wordplays in parenthesis..he also put his rhymes/multis in capital letters..that's to show you they are all learners..talking about hijacking bis..I think mikuz is the only one with style similar to ibime,not thunderstorm..but then,copying something good as ibime's materials is not bad..
Now take a close look at them..they all stretch,they write with useless abreviations..this means they copy themselves...100battles?..how much did he make from it? Or how does it make him dop.er than most cats here..this is why coogar will say"quality is better than quantity"..most of the useless battles they had are just 8lines..and he counts them..they go about talking textcee shi.t and battles like their lives depends on it..
And the rivalry thing was brought by them FBcu.nts who came here during last year tourney and caused a lotta controversies..I never knew nothing about them and never knew he existed untill the tourney.

of course ...but I think thunderstorm style is similar to ibimi though... a little bit .. mikuz scripts are the most similar- their rhyming pattern is almost the same ...

I don't know the dude(U3).. except the battle he did about 10 football plays in a single verse and capped all his multies-- it was against ibimi in one of those tourneys back then ..
and the other time I saw him brawl was against ibimi too where he had to put wack wordies in parenthesis..
what does crew see fiction/crucifixion mean?
that proves he's run out of material..

I don't even like a text battler putting wordplays in parenthesis..does that mean we can't comprehend his lines...there's no one here that did not watch Pokemon when we were little,yet he still had to put it in bracket.. if he sets up well, there would be no need ...plus he stretches like hell ..

No hate..but all those cats they mention on fb ..when I read their lines, I don't feel it...am not saying they are wack , but I don't enjoy their style..
e.g-- siddogg..U3...their punchlines are too feminine for my liking.. no horror core..
I prefer Blaqbones... thunder is great too ...

see how streetwise composes punchlines --with horror...but see how U3 composes punchlines--

I dropped this on Facebook. . .shoulda done this here...


Nobody can dull the man/I'm  back to school yall in the land/
Cos with raps yall writing. . .una dey fall my hand!/
Tall I stand. . .like a compatriot/or like a King on chariot/
I'm ya leader. . You couldn't betray me if u were Judas Iscariot!/
Be it Facebook or wherever/I know my hommies better/
I respect ingenuity. . .but I rivalled Adomi's letter/
I commissioned my facts/the opposition should ask/
He jumbled up his bars. . .his composition is wack!/
That's the first step to losing/next is amusing/
If u ain't got dickriders. . .your text is confusing/
None of your bars could compare to mine/nor my flair to rhyme/
Wack punchlines, no wordplays. . .personals were rare to find/
The phonies are to blame/gathering cronies for a name/
Keeping up with that shit. . .made phony-baloney the game!/
Exempt cocksuckers. .and useless I could render thee/even on this December free/
I make u whine. . .and break bread. . . .so you can remember me!/
Only few in the hood can rhyme/i seen brothers with huge canines/
If you trust A kin with a line. . . your guess is as good as mine!/
 I'm 'Andre Horst'. .yall niggas ain't sportly/attacking rather poorly/
Ask around. . If I'm the best baller in town. .and they reply . . "Surely"!/
From Aba to Aggrey/I'm praised with bars of flattery/
I beat niggas till I lose energy. . .and I'm 'charged with battery'!/
I stand the best/doing it like Kanye West/
Jameel should hype my type. . .and Lummyd should ban the rest/
I smell a rat . . .bitches wouldn't fling fo free/
Yall brokeniggas cant 'bell the cat'. . .but many 'pùssies ring to me'!/
I know ladies who seduce chaplains/Prek claiming 'priest'. . .so watch a ruse happen/
Their panty drop. . He begin to flop. .none can predict the 'loose cannon'!/
I made u niggas. . .with rhymes sharp as razors/you the bread. . .am the baker/
So if you want beef with your creator. . .then you must meat your maker!/
The Christ is come. . .12disciples. . .i acquaint with eleven/
The fight is on. . .a punch will have u caught up in the sky. . .like my saints going to heaven!/
Before I say. .Jack!/a lotta niggas line up to battle chap/
These same niggas saying others wack/thats like pot calling kettle black!/
They give a round of applause for my arm/cos it's strong just to harm/
Bytchassniggas like snooze buttons. . . I hit em. . .no cause for alarm!/
Sleak ain't on my level/he squat and wash dick with a kettle/
Henceforth. . .I appear full of piss and vinegar if he dare speak of the devil!!/
No weapon against me shall prosper. . .they can't confine me/
I'm the Kermit. . .try get rid of me. . .but e no consign me!/
Yall retards and frail/I'm the only one in the boulevard they hail/
Even a hammer aimed for my head. . .will tell you I'm as hard as nails/
Any nigga who feeling proud today/should listen what the crowd would say/
When I shoot at his pelvis. . he shouts. . 'Hip, Hip'. . .they reply with a loud 'Hooray'!!/







Yaw. . .Seasons Greetings.

^^^^Nice verse! Funny ish. I've got that hip, hip hooray pun on my sketches somewhere but you beat me to it.