Hehehehehehehe..u ddnt lie
esp.number 3
I will surely do t tmao

Modified::I Promise not to type FTC



Merry xmas Nairalanders

In addition to number 3..visit,eat n chill a bit.then off i go

Pls who made this post? I hope its not a nigerian cuz you didnt mention the witches that will visit you to confirm if their juju finally killed you.

I'll only be expecting no.1 visitors

Nice one tosyn....merry christmas

K

6. The ones who will come to your house and start eating in a hurry 'cos they are still going somewhere else to eat.

Simply Hilarious.
I bet they walk around with their own set of cutlery.

number 3 and 4 all d way

Cheadiva:
Hehehehehehehe..u ddnt lie
esp.number 3
I will surely do t tmao

No.1 too nko ?

The ones who will do everything on that list in one day!

The ones that came to hunt for wives, they are usually our brethren from France, USA, London, even Togo and cotonou.

0700Jesse:
Pls who made this post? I hope its not a nigerian cuz you didnt mention the witches that will visit you to confirm if their juju finally killed you.

Hahaha..

tosyne2much:
No.1 too nko ?

dunno bouh dah one o

9. The Pastors
They'll come,pray for you and at the end. . . You can't just leave them empty handed na ,that's after they've filled their stomach with your food.

Aprime:


Simply Hilarious.
I bet they walk around with their own set of cutlery.

true





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Tosyn2much wat happened dis time




ur list is not up to ten







why

Where do I fall??

2SWT:
Tosyn2much wat happened dis time



ur list is not up to ten



why

[i] hehehehehehehe

Funny yhu

tosyne2much:
[i] hehehehehehehe

Funny yhu

merry christmas

HO! HO! HO!.....Merry xmas

OK is that all? am still a loyal student of
ojuelegba senior high school Pakistan

tosyne2much:
During Christmas, different people visit you for different reasons especially if you are a youth. These are the categories of people that are most likely to visit you on Christmas day

1. The one whose main aim of visitation is just to swim in round of sekks (Boyfriend & Girlfriend things)** if I hear say na Christ dem dey celebrate **

2. The one who will come to your house very early to see if the cooking exercise has taken place. If it has not, he/she will promise to come back or ask you to flash him/her when it is ready

3. The ones who will visit you only to satisfy their stomach. After eating they will chill a bit and off they go

4. The one who will visit you and tell you they are not at your place only to eat. They will ask for Gulder, Star and other alcoholic drinks

5. The ones whose target is to eat your meat. They are not actually hungry but will demand for food. After serving them, they will eat just 2-3 tablespoonful and eat meat cos that is their target

6. The ones who will come to your house and start eating in a hurry 'cos they are still going somewhere else to eat

7. The ones who will visit you and start tasking you for money. They will ask you to celebrate christmas for them ( wetin remain again after dem don chop na) )

8. The ones whom you can't even recall the last time they visited you. They will just scroll in like the prodigal son

Written by- Tosyne2much

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Merry Christmas Nairalanders

please mr
are you guys not tired of all these top 10 lists?

No 3 na tomao tins be dat

Merry Christmas y'all...

D ones who wil come with biscuit n tell u to join dem in eating d biscuit...u wil have no choice but to give them ur food afterwards.

Hmmn exactly

The i waka well peeps walking around with spoons in their pocket

J

Diffa type of creature