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1:RED! Bank Account now reads N0.00;You cleared your accounts,sold off your properties,went as far as borrowing just to celebrate christmas(a one. day event).

Well,now that christmas is gone,it's time to start regretting,to start learning to live without that smartphone,(the one you sold to eat christmas meat),to start thinking about how to settle that debt! Red eye red eye

2:Chores!
Start washing that trailer load of dirty dishes and utensils.The ones you used to cook heaven and earth,serve visitors.The ones you used to eat to the point of... near death .Wash them!they aint going to wash themselves.

And pack those christmas trees and lights too .keep them till next christmas.


3:Go for a pregnancy test ASAP!;
After christmas you see used condoms everywhere. You used Jesus' birthday to lamushuang abi.You wee soon pay for it start getting ready to go for a pregnancy test.

I heard there's a research that shows more condoms are sold on christmas day than any other day in Nigeria.Don't ask me!I heard!


4;constipation and running stomachs;
Time to buy andrew liver salts and to also purge your hearts out All that food and you expect not to have constipation?


5;tiredness;
All that partying,all that many many cooking,all that running around.It's time to rest from them all



Happy new year!

Add yours

Dear Lord Jesus, I thank you for your blessings
and guidance not only for myself, also to my
family and friends..I am sorry for the times i
forgot to praise you and thank you for giving your
life to us...forgive me for my sins that I only think
of my selfishness and rudeness of my heart....Please bless my mind, my heart and my
soul that I may able to act and speak according to
your will.
I pray for protection and guidance in my everyday
journey...
I also pray for good health and happiness of my
family and friends.
In Jesus name I pray.
Amen

And I wish ya'll merry christmas, May The Love Concealed Deep Inside Your Heart Find The Love Awaiting In Your Daydreams. May The Hilarity That You Find In Your Coming Days Clean Away The Discomfort You Find In Your Yesteryears.
Happy 2015 in advance!!!

1st

Last Bullet
Ahhhh, 2nd!
It pained me o!
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ggrin, why na?
Why did you take my Xmas gift?

hmmmmmmmmmmm

Lies man lies

Make I book space I dey come back...

When I wake up I'll comment

ok

na dat plate own dey tire person, afta many visitors .

I almost made first to comment

OkikiOluwa1:
1st

naso

OkikiOluwa1:
1st

Unfortunately not.

nzeaji:
Unfortunately not.

It pained me o

OK... o

Very true. First to comment.yipeeee.

bunmioguns:

lmao!

Lol...Ur numb 3 is vry true.

Since op posted nobody gree comment.
But now it has enter FP you all are rushing.

Ya ryt

Slowly but surely...

Alrit_

time to ernnnm ... I ll comments ltr

no 3 so funny
no 4 is damn true 4kids

I can NEVER be broke!!!

K

Chisos

Op is right.... gej till 2019