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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Nobody: 9:35am On Dec 29, 2014
OP, none on your list matches a certain Prof. Aisien. That guys eyes are like a hawks, he haunts the haunted, and scares the fearless, books the guilty and spares none shitless.

This guy uses psychology on his victims. He first states that all runs must be laid aside before the exams (Yes, he gives that opportunity, Lol), then taunts those who fail to drop theirs. He separates carry-over's to one section grin that way life is difficult if you didn't prepare, and makes those who carry out suspicious movements during his exams stand for over half the duration of the test. Trust me, his exams are a direct replica of his classes.

In fact this dude should have his own list. 10 characteristics of Prof. Aisien, Lol.

The only lecturer that gives yellow cards and red cards and keeps the rule like its a football match.
Fair enough his courses are cheap.

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Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Humblebloke(m): 9:39am On Dec 29, 2014
The ones who see a fellow student dubbing you from behind..... Decides to sieze ur script and exonerate the copycat....
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by vizier007(m): 10:01am On Dec 29, 2014
the non teaching staffs/graduate assistant that will be behaving as he is the H.O.D.

the ones that will come and be reminding you of the remaining time as if their lives depends on it.

the ones that will come and rearrange everybody.

and the departments that will carry everyone in their department including the cleaners to come and invigilate you..
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Holywizard: 10:01am On Dec 29, 2014
englishmart:
Dem Nova born that kain invigilator to try am for my side. I go file my paper use am stone am. Or I go wait after the exams. I will use my pistol to blow off someone's head. wink. I mean in the USA o grin
try am 4 my skul na bye bye 4 u
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 10:03am On Dec 29, 2014
vizier007:
the non teaching staffs/graduate assistant that will be behaving as he is the H.O.D.

the ones that will come and be reminding you of the remaining time as if their lives depends on it.

the ones that will come and rearrange everybody.

and the departments that will carry everyone in their department including the cleaners to come and invigilate you..
bwahahahahahahaha lwtmd lwkmd grin

See water dey commot for my eyes.. Chaiiii grin
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Emodeee: 10:39am On Dec 29, 2014
students dey gbadun number 9. Those kind of invigilators always mk d exam exuberant. No interception, smooth conversation with ya friends, exchange of expo, giraffing is allowed. D examination will be super sweet. Dats when u will c student coming out of the exam hall smiling.
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by fadeel29(m): 10:59am On Dec 29, 2014
so true
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Abdgafarplenty(m): 11:20am On Dec 29, 2014
that's fine by me
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Hamatrony(m): 11:26am On Dec 29, 2014
So true n impressive grin
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 11:27am On Dec 29, 2014
Emodeee:
students dey gbadun number 9. Those kind of invigilators always mk d exam exuberant. No interception, smooth conversation with ya friends, exchange of expo, giraffing is allowed. D examination will be super sweet. Dats when u will c student coming out of the exam hall smiling.
As in ehn, guys go just dey smile like say dem chop 1960bet grin
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by nikkflexible(f): 11:28am On Dec 29, 2014
the one that will make and receive calls till the end of the exam nko thereby disturbing everybody..so annoying lipsrsealed
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Nobody: 11:30am On Dec 29, 2014
Nice one bruv....I dey like supervisors wey like sleep like die..they are always kind and give additional time....
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by KingTom(m): 11:30am On Dec 29, 2014
midasbliss:
This guy and figure 10 sha.
Something about this girl just dey trip me grin





#Woman wrapper tongue
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Emyben(m): 11:31am On Dec 29, 2014
Number 5 tho...You will have sleepless nights till the result is published.
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by dapsonjegz(m): 11:32am On Dec 29, 2014
dz guy must be an ABU graaduate,we v got dz types of invigilators in ABU
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 11:33am On Dec 29, 2014
KingTom:
Something about this girl just dey trip me grin




#Woman wrapper tongue
KingTom, no come use ur woman wrappering derail this thread ooooo

Make you commot for my thread ooooo
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by chidexman(m): 11:33am On Dec 29, 2014
how i so love sleeping lectures.....
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by wunmi590(m): 11:34am On Dec 29, 2014
The one who ask the other invigilatrs, shey dey nvr strt 2 share meat-pie nd malt ni grin
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tomiobj(m): 11:36am On Dec 29, 2014
D ones that will just sstart reading your paer on d subject u kno nothing on
The one that are easily whyned den let u cheat
D one who is broken with 20N
tosyne2much:
1. The ones who will praise the first student to submit his booklet making every other students look like they know nothing. Woooooow !!! Do you mean you have finished? They will face other students and say " can see your life oooo?, he finished b4 an hour"
That is a well prepared student

2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of their lives, how they performed excellently amongst their peers when they were in college. They will tell you they were always prepared for any exam & the barely got "C" * if I hear*

3. The ones who will collect your question paper and go through it. They will ask" why sweating profusely for these cheap questions? If I were you I would have finished since *if I hear*

4. The ones formimg James Bond in the hall. They will start giving testimonies of how many students they have caught cheating and have been rusticated **wetin concern me with dat one ?**

5. The ones who will collect your question paper, go through the questions and shake their heads pitifully without saying anything

6. The ones who will glance at your answer booklet and they will ask why your booklet is blank. "Didn't you read 4 dis exam ?" **Abeg swerve go left jhor**

7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you are caught cheating. The moment you are caught cheating, just hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb form grin

8. The ones who are very sensitive. Try communicate with any student and they will change your seat grin . You keep wondering how smart they really are to have noticed you

9. The ones who are very gentle and friendly. Thirty minutes into they hall they are already sleeping. The moment you are making noise, they will wake up, walk around and return back to their seat. Before you know it they will sleep off grin

10. The ones who will force you to submit even if you still have an hour left. They will tell you "what are you still writing when all your mates have submitted

Feel Free To Add Yours

Written - Tosyne2much
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Nobody: 11:38am On Dec 29, 2014
I miss my university days especially 100 and 200 level, I wish I could just briefly have that experience once again.

Futa ETF, big L.T and small L.T.
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by freshness2020: 11:41am On Dec 29, 2014
9. The ones who are very gentle and friendly. Thirty
minutes into they hall they are already sleeping. The
moment you are making noise, they will wake up,
walk around and return back to their seat. Before you
know it they will sleep off
Exactly!
this kind of one's comes with dark shades! They will ginger ♈όϋ at the start of the exams...in the next 15minutes, go to the back of the class and tell me what they are doing !
Lol!
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by KingTom(m): 11:43am On Dec 29, 2014
tosyne2much:
KingTom, no come use ur woman wrappering derail this thread ooooo

Make you commot for my thread ooooo
Come flog me ma. grin Meanwhile there was an invigilator in my Uni then Dr. Bernard, he would like to search girls ehn, searching everywhere for expo grin grin grin
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by smaallsz(f): 11:49am On Dec 29, 2014
My exams officer is a perfect example of no 4. But that man can catch ehn. If that man wan invigilate people go just dey comot their missile throway to avoid stories that touch
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Chinoble(f): 11:49am On Dec 29, 2014
11. The one whom the DeVIL will send to come and sit beside u and share the same table with you thereby making PAROL impossible for you.
The most annoying part is that they usually come on ur worst subject day(e.g physics102 day). They never leave ur seat and that their yeye eyes never stop staring @ ur script.



Nna mennn! E remain mak i cry dat day.
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by eleko1: 11:52am On Dec 29, 2014
The one who'll rather read newspapers in exam hall/gist away with fellow invigilator and peeps have free day doing what they knw best doing(Micro tintin,all manners of odu)
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Chinoble(f): 11:53am On Dec 29, 2014
django1:
I miss my university days especially 100 and 200 level, I wish I could just briefly have that experience once again.

Futa ETF, big L.T and small L.T.
lol.......nothing sweet pass ETF exams.
We dey call am ETF PAROL for ma schl.
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by vicdall(f): 11:56am On Dec 29, 2014
The ones that will keep shouting, they won't let the students concentrate on their exam. "5 mins remaining!"
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by yoged(m): 11:56am On Dec 29, 2014
The one with the horrible/funny eyes. Awobadan bi eni woyo. Ones eyes will be looking at the North while the other one go dey look west. That moment you want to exchange question paper and you are not sure if the lecturer is looking at you or somewhere else..... grin
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by vicdall(f): 11:58am On Dec 29, 2014
The ones that keep asking for carry over students
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Sarhamsyn(m): 11:59am On Dec 29, 2014
d best of all is numba 9 grin
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by jonezz(m): 12:00pm On Dec 29, 2014
And the type that will ask for kola before giving you the right grade.
Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by NoContract(m): 12:05pm On Dec 29, 2014
ceospecial:
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тнє ησιѕє мαкєʀѕ : тнιѕ σηєѕ ωιℓℓ ʝυѕт ċσмє тσ тнє єχαм hall тσ ɗιѕċυѕѕ ωιтн тнєιʀ ƒєℓℓσω ιηνιgιℓαтσʀ σʀ тнєу ωιℓℓ вє єαтιηg αℓℓ кιηɗ σƒ ƒσσɗ αηɗ вє υѕιηg тнєιʀ αʀσмα тσ ɗιѕтυʀв ѕтυɗєηтѕ.
And to imagine you were once a student (or still is)

You no dey shame. You dey use this cheap blackberry 2go fonts comment on Nairaland.
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