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AfricanApple:

englishmart:
the ones who accept plates of rice, some money and bottles of malt just to free us. They end up sleeping till the exams are over.

tosyne2much:
1. The ones who will praise the first student to submit his booklet making every other students look like they know nothing. Woooooow !!! Do you mean you have finished? They will face other students and say " can see your life oooo?, he finished b4 an hour"
That is a well prepared student

2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of their lives, how they performed excellently amongst their peers when they were in college. They will tell you they were always prepared for any exam & the barely got "C" * if I hear*

3. The ones who will collect your question paper and go through it. They will ask" why sweating profusely for these cheap questions? If I were you I would have finished since *if I hear*

4. The ones formimg James Bond in the hall. They will start giving testimonies of how many students they have caught cheating and have been rusticated **wetin concern me with dat one ?**

5. The ones who will collect your question paper, go through the questions and shake their heads pitifully without saying anything

6. The ones who will glance at your answer booklet and they will ask why your booklet is blank. "Didn't you read 4 dis exam ?" **Abeg swerve go left jhor**

7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you are caught cheating. The moment you are caught cheating, just hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb form

8. The ones who are very sensitive. Try communicate with any student and they will change your seat . You keep wondering how smart they really are to have noticed you

9. The ones who are very gentle and friendly. Thirty minutes into they hall they are already sleeping. The moment you are making noise, they will wake up, walk around and return back to their seat. Before you know it they will sleep off

10. The ones who will force you to submit even if you still have an hour left. They will tell you "what are you still writing when all your mates have submitted

Feel Free To Add Yours

Written - Tosyne2much

LARRYDKING:
Lecturers can be crazy. I remember writing Calculus when this invigilator came to me, he narrated the story of how he wrote a proposal but was nt accepted by the company, he futher said he threatened to sue the company and so on.

I felt like slapping him, he must have thought i was interested anyway. I wanted to cry that day. When it was eventually time to submit, elect engr were to submit to him, as he saw he, he got me a sit beside him as he continued the boring bullshit. I felt like chopping his head off.

The nxt time i saw him in the hall, my mind almost exploded but he pick on anoda person.

Holywizard:
de one who climbs/jumbs frm seats to seats knocking,slapping,beating & finally tearing students scripts

Yomieluv:
The ones that uses the exam hall to make passes at ladies,giving some ladies preferential treatment,and very hard on supposed rival student.

2. The one that came only to sit in one corner like a cripple,peculiar to female invigilators.

3. The one that uses the exam period to boast of how hard the course is,and how many carry-over students are retaking it.

Humblebloke:
The ones who see a fellow student dubbing you from behind..... Decides to sieze ur script and exonerate the copycat....

wunmi590:
The one who ask the other invigilatrs, shey dey nvr strt 2 share meat-pie nd malt ni

Sunshinelady:
buhahaha una no go kee person

tosyne2much:
1. The ones who will praise the first student to submit his booklet making every other students look like they know nothing. Woooooow !!! Do you mean you have finished? They will face other students and say " can see your life oooo?, he finished b4 an hour"
That is a well prepared student

2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of their lives, how they performed excellently amongst their peers when they were in college. They will tell you they were always prepared for any exam & the barely got "C" * if I hear*

3. The ones who will collect your question paper and go through it. They will ask" why sweating profusely for these cheap questions? If I were you I would have finished since *if I hear*

4. The ones formimg James Bond in the hall. They will start giving testimonies of how many students they have caught cheating and have been rusticated **wetin concern me with dat one ?**

5. The ones who will collect your question paper, go through the questions and shake their heads pitifully without saying anything

6. The ones who will glance at your answer booklet and they will ask why your booklet is blank. "Didn't you read 4 dis exam ?" **Abeg swerve go left jhor**

7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you are caught cheating. The moment you are caught cheating, just hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb form

8. The ones who are very sensitive. Try communicate with any student and they will change your seat . You keep wondering how smart they really are to have noticed you

9. The ones who are very gentle and friendly. Thirty minutes into they hall they are already sleeping. The moment you are making noise, they will wake up, walk around and return back to their seat. Before you know it they will sleep off

10. The ones who will force you to submit even if you still have an hour left. They will tell you "what are you still writing when all your mates have submitted

Feel Free To Add Yours

11. The ones who luv looking and sampling ladies boobs. Especially those ladies who intentionally wear clothes that exposes it all.

Written - Tosyne2much

Adewunmi84:
No be higher institutions u go c dat 1 o..Na for WAEC/NECO dat one dey ooo

englishmart:
Dem Nova born that kain invigilator to try am for my side. I go file my paper use am stone am. Or I go wait after the exams. I will use my pistol to blow off someone's head. . I mean in the USA o

vivaciouzz:
Nobody has mentioned the kind hearted invigilator..D D one dat allows u to copy from ur neighbour on a condition dt u will be quiet







I met dat kind of invigilator in my last exams,a very kind hearted woman..u can even tell her who u want to pair with..

Sunshinelady:
. Hahaha, e don becom crime to know book

vivaciouzz:
Nobody has mentioned the kind hearted invigilator..D D one dat allows u to copy from ur neighbour on a condition dt u will be quiet







I met dat kind of invigilator in my last exams,a very kind hearted woman..u can even tell her who u want to pair with..